Guy flies 7000 miles to china,gets rejected by girl,and almost dies.Crouching woman, hidden feelings

HOLD UP!

Was his name Curtis? I think that’s this nigga name. Mycah Leonheart’s homey?

Shit I forgot his name. But He would have had to have gotten dreads and turned his dick in to be him.

The best sympin

The best asian girls get with asian guys

But they are usually westernized

Don’t know how y’all deal with fobs

“If I can’t drown in 'dis pussy, I’ma go ahead and drown in 'dis river then…”

I scrolled down to see a black guy and instantly rolled my eyes thinking, “Dat Yellow Fever”.

EDIT: This GIF is also a good presentation of a sista getting mad when a black man goes for a chick outside his race.

Waka Flocka FAIL…smh…

…and it wasn’t even close to being a sure thing either… this guy traveled 7,000 miles on a sliver of a chance. He probably didn’t even know the language. This story is truly amazing… this is a disaster in almost every possible way, and I’m loving it. A 7000 mile trip…this dude actually did that… all for a girl that wouldn’t even meet him when he got there. She didn’t think he was for real but he was… and now he’s done all this for NOTHING! hahah Goddamn this is hysterical for so many reasons…

You know the depression is only going to increase to extreme levels as time goes on. There’s no bouncing back from this, or laughing it off…only shame and regret… forever. All he can do is hope people will eventually forget, but they won’t. This guy… he has made a fool out of himself in such a grand way that it is nothing short of fascinating.

Before what? Word?

Just something to look at and remember you aren’t so dumb

LOOOOOOOOOL, I KNOW RIGHT.

Nigga was like

Then

Got too drunk and was like

BRUH

I’ll get you as close as I can.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/stormhammer/forbesgodzilla_zpsfxzqzkno.jpg

Big G always knows what’s up.

-Starhammer-

Damn the yellow fever was strong

Glorious nippon pussy 7k trip we deserved pearl harbor

The funniest shit bout this is how much this nigga really does look like Keef. I’m over here fucking dying over this shit, like I dead ass thought that was Keef when I saw the pic until I read the post lmao.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR3_gzQUGnJdpoCdBE2HO_2O7hDmXfaR9-fNcJ8IV0OrMrOspIN

Well, anybody up for a dead pool? Cuz if you need love THAT bad, and your ace in the hole ends so disastrously, you’re gonna want to end it all.

Damn shoutouts to the hotel manager and the cops for holding a nigga down.

Edit - They prolly roasted the nigga to the MAX tho.

Pfft… I didn’t even like visiting my old gf and she only lived three doors down.

Damn son, I mean it’s cool to have preferences and whatnot, but if you that committed to asian pussy you need to be practical. Do you know how many cambodian bitches I could have picked up out the hood for the price of that plane ticket? There are other ways.

Like being an active member of the FGC. You fighting game nerds are already 99% of the way there. Now get to asking that Asian dude where that doe is hiding and get your stalk on.

I’m finna start the RIP tshirts mane. Aint no way he can hold that Thanos with the infinity gauntlet level L he just took. They better strap that young man down for the next year minimum. I need dat twitter and facebook to drop for both, mostly him. Dis gon be good.

I bet someone in the fgc know this “my morning cartoons are bleach and naruto” ass nigga.

99% of the Asian girls in the FGC are busted. That’s 1.

2 - Most niggas in the FGC have little to no standards what so ever