This fucking game, again it starts with that shit, and again it just wipes ALL my money in the bank away. Then I start it up again and I randomly have 200 dollars in the bank…
Edit: Oh shit dying cost you 5% of your bank, thats whats going on lol.
Hey, just experienced my first game freeze, awesome.
I wanted my own emblem so I used a method so you can use whatever 512 x 512 image and uploaded this
So I sold a car for like 7g, went back into single player mode so it was sure to save. Then went RIGHT back into online, only to be told that I just received 1g for being a good sport, and looked and saw that all I had was 2g…FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME.
fuccin love Weazel News
Crowd Sourcing… a new term for being a bum
ROFLMAO
Trying to steal a fighter jet made me so miserable.
Kept dying by going through the South entrance of the fort, before realizing there was a West entrance that was infinitely easier.
Got the jet, went too high, got shot down by missiles.
Got the jet, crashed and exploded while trying to land.
Got the jet, landed successfully, a fucking plane came up out of nowhere from behind and made the jet explode.
Just… wow.
Edit: And now I can’t save the jet in the hangar cause I already have two planes and a tank. Perfect.
Glad they reduced the death fee to $500. Now i don’t have to worry losing money and will actually fight back when people attack me.
I don’t like how job money is halved now if you already done it before.
It’d be cool if they updated it so we could go to Las Venturas and San Fierro
The Airstrip Graveyard in San Andreas would be nice to have to store aircraft or something similar.
I just parachute into the base…
i quit driving up into the base cause its a battle no matter the direction.
How is it done?
Anyway my SP updates. Havent done MP is ages.
Favorite car. The Monroe. Fell in love with it during the mission where you have to steal one for Devin. Can only get it by buying for 500K. Thing sounds ridiculous modded.
Made Franks Buffalo livable, and also got him another non-spawning car, the Tailgater. You can only get it after a Devin mission, where he tells you to take it. Other than Michael’s, whos default car is a Tailgater, none to had in the game. Love the Tailgater, favorite sedan. Still has his Carbonnizaire but not pic’d.
Michael’s Tailgater, and his others:
The wifes:
The daughters:
Trevors. Fuck his default truck, it cant even be made to shine, so I never touch it. He rolls these:
I can hear it now. That ass doesn’t have enough fat to jiggle.
Was gonna buy the JB 700 until I looked it up and found out that none of it’s weapons work. What a waste of fucking time.
Franklin? 
I have to say, Trevor reuniting with Michael is the funniest cutscene in the game no matter how many times I watch it
West entrance you barely have any opposition. Just a couple turns and you’re right there by a hangar.
Anyway I got the jet saved. The problem is if I change to another vehicle in the hangar (such as the tank) then the jet is lost and I have to get it all over again. I would gladly exchange it for one of the planes I bought but R* doesn’t give us that option.
And smh at the random encounters with redneck pervs. Muhfucka used a stun gun on me as soon as I got out of my truck. I ended up waking up in my underwear on train tracks… with a train coming.
I didn’t realize the Tailgater was a rare car. I kept it after Devin’s mission with Franklin, but I ditched it so I could get something else. Oh well.
They should’ve made it so that you could steal Devin’s cars back from him after he disappears.
The weapons version has to be somewhere. Probably gonna end up being a DLC unlock.
So I tried online this morning, played for about an hour before it froze. Not bad. Sold an SUV, stole a car for simeon, and did the first Trevor mission, got a sanchez back home, before freezing.
Also, I wonder what my online guy uses his couch for
I wish all the collectibles showed up on the map like the submarine parts.
I didn’t even notice that there are people that will just walk up to your car and jack it. I haven’t seen that since GTA3. I barely ever stopped to notice it in the other games.