GTA V

The aiming in the game is assed out, they sort of need the auto aim. I hadn’t thought to change my recticle though…it fuggin blows as default. That’s a pro-tip.

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man i forgot to save so i had to do a few missions again, but i’m back on track.

Most satisfying moment in the game, dropping that self obsessed blonde bitch hitchhiker to that weird cult, only earned me a grand but i feel a better person for it

Did anybody else get fucked over by the therapist?

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this dude said he’s getting a tv show and he took all of my money and bounced. I had the chance to kill him but I just decided to let him go. It seems like everybody in the game will eventually cheat you in some kind of way.

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Do me a favor and check the TV soon. Ring back on whether or not the therapists show actually pops up on the TV if you let him live.

Also unreallyistic, before I even got to the getaway car in the prologue, I was already fed up with the default crosshair. I figured if they let you change crosshairs in Max Payne games, that they’ll probably let you do it in GTA also. That shit got old way faster than it shouldve. I’d be surprised if nobody bitched about it in playtesting.

EDIT: If you’ve been considering buying a CargoBob helicopter, yes you can pick up other vehicles with it. Bought it so I could air-lift a submarine to the Alamo Sea and search around for a certain airplane that may or may not have crashed. That water is really dark. Next stop is the supposed sea monster location.

Another pro-tip, on the house. Upon exiting the submarine in free roam, you have scuba gear on and lung capacity isnt an issue. Step foot on land and you instantly take that shit off.

I honestly felt bad after I did.

Then again, she showed up twice for me… once for Michael and once for Trevor. I played through it already with Mike and had to k.o. her bf, I figured I’d give her to the cult once it happened to Trevor.

Half expecting her to show up again for Franklin.

So, as far as cameos go…

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Niko is on Lifeinvader, Packie is a random encounter and becomes available for heists, Brucie is on Bleeter, and The Lost get wiped out by Trevor (and Ashley dies in a crack orgy later).

Anybody else?

She’s not gonna show up for Franklin. You gave her to the Altruist Cult.
The Altruist Cult eats people.

I know what the cult does. But considering I had already dropped her off in Vinewood with Michael and she still ended up showing up for Trevor with the same exact story, I’m expecting her to show up for the third character.

Also:

That’s weird, was this during or after your los santos exile?
Well i hope to make amends next time, i’ll kill her myself

A rather stupid bug, meet ursula in a copter, take her home in the copter, obviously you cant land in that white shed like thing, so land next to it, walk ursula in the cut scene kicks in trevor walks out your copter is now magically in the shed, i tried to see if i can take off but it went all fucked and i died

Yeah never drive a car from a garage to a mission it will disappear

Im not spending any more money on anything but the stock market. Bout to make some real money

http://vinewoodzombie.tumblr.com/

See, this guy does it right. Those snaps are dope.

Considering I play on an offline xbox (no internet into it at all), Im annoyed that so much relies on the bawsaq exchange which I can’t seem to use

An Xbox without net is suicide these days, if not for just patches/updates.

Just started playing with Trevor

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I plugged it in to get the latest console updates/patches, I just don’t leave it plugged in when gaming

So who else has already scheduled themselves off october 1st for gta online besides me

I’m not even gonna to expect to be able to get online on October 1st. It’ll probably be as reliable as Social Club on day one

No work or school on october first. Fuck not leaving the house. I aint leaving my bed.
Gonna be fat all day and not give a fuck.

If that shit was available day 1 like the game, all the servers would’ve exploded.

Im really hoping they are using the Social Club situation to test out the waters for their servers, and will use the data to make sure shit doesnt crash for actual online.