GTA V

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I wish I could take pics so I could show my garage full of cop cars, I laugh at anything below 3 stars my doods.

I was browsing the internet on GTA V and there’s a news article about a man pushing a woman off of Mt. Gordon.

I just don’t care about this game.

That’s probably who the ghost is then.

It has something to do with the guy running for Mayor as far as I know.

Get out then bitch nobody needs you here.

I tried to find the news article but no such luck. Im gonna look into the supposed sea monster thing tomorrow though.

I’m waiting at a bus stop, seeing if one shows up and I can get on as a passenger. Honest life.

About the police, i feel that they are far too easy to avoid now, especially in a vehicle with good acceleration or pretty much anything that aint a fucking tow truck.
But wanted system i’m starting to get cheesed off with, you’ve only got to fart in the wrong direction and bang 1 star, and 1 star leads to 2 star far to easily now.
What i liked in SA was the fact that your wanted level would decrease, rather than the flashing say 2 stars alertness

There’s a couple of things that are starting to piss me off now.

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  1. ursula, first time you fuck her she sends a picture and the the same the second time, but somehow that pic has vanished along with her text she sent, now i’ve fucked this bitch 4 more times and got nothing! i dunno this bitch seems to have got my game stuck in some time paradox

  2. when doing side missions the characters randomly just fucking off for no reason, i’ve had it happen at least 4 times now

  3. Dead ends, see ursula, same with mauds bail bond missions, owning the hen house, at some point these 3 have just stopped progressing or fucked up, i’ll say fucked up, i receive a message from the henhouse saying it’s been attacked can i deliver some new stock, i turn up and nothing happens!

4)Not getting paid! in a game where money is the be all and end all these 3 characters sure are charitable fuckers [/details]

  1. Health, in a game where you can die just tripping over your own shoelaces i’d have thought you’d be more durable, but rather it’s the opposite, these guys must have brittle bones or some shit, jump down the stairs BANG 30% , get stabbed BANG 100%, everything does KOF 95 amounts of damage

The trick to getting cops off of you is to get out of the vehicle at some point or vice versa. If they are searching for one and you switch without them seeing you, then it stands to reason they’ll be looking for the wrong thing. Also…layers. Look for like an alley, jump over a wall and then jump over a second wall. They will cruise between the first and the second spots but not where you finally ended up.

I agree the shit has some balance issues though.

Also, did I miss something or is there not anywhere you can eat to gain health? No fast food joints let me in…wtf

I think you can only drink to regain health, a few amunations have the sprunk vending machines, i wish they all did

Read the description of the iFruit app and the enhancements it does to Chop:

I think I wanna stop playing the game until the app drops for Android. I feel like I’m missing out on some fun without Chop. Supposedly he sniffs out nearby collectibles and helps you find them.

This happened to me just now basically.

Also,

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XboxAhoy does a 101 things to do in GTAV

i like the fact they’ve made they’re bike first person view realistic, if you look down you see the handle, hands, arms even shoulders.

theyve had to keep the cam outside for cars most likely due to memory constraints but im pretty sure they’ll have the dashboard view for next gen gta online atleast

this game is very very very very well made

Anyone find Grove Street yet?
I just found it around where Franklin’s Aunt lives.
It seems to be the basic structure of it.

Oooooh so THAT’S what you’re supposed to do during a random police shootout…you’re supposed to…

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Steal whatever it is that the perps stole and get away. I just got 10K which is a fair amount for this early in my 2nd playthrough

Also, for people starting a new game, something of note. Garages stay yours. You don’t have to buy them again for some reason…

All that shit shit with Beverly and I finally got paid.

[spoiler=]I had to beat the shit out of him after he told me to fuck off to get it but it was worth it. Franklin ain’t no red cross thug[/spoiler]

Michaels hair options are painfully limited. Got him shaved head with stubble. Trevors options suck too. Franklins the only person who can play around with the do

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Wasn’t worth it to me. Only got $250 or so.[/details]

What I really like is the “drug deal gone bad” random encounter, where you can find a briefcase with $25,000.