GTA V

Lol I had the scooter bros thing happen before. It was fucking great. So far Trevor has woken up drunk on multiple occasions for me. I will try to list them in order.

Woke up behind a dirty couch in an abandoned parking lot.
Woke up on the roof of a building.
Woke up in a dumpster.
Woke up on the beach with nothing but whitey tighteys, boots, and dead Lost members scattered around.
Woke up on a farm next to a cow.

I kinda wish you could see these crazy ass drunken events that lead to where he wakes up somehow.

My most recent one, was where I switched to Trevor, and he’s jacking it in his trailer, he puts his dick away, wipes his hand on the wall, then walks out of the trailer.

Also to the guy who was asking about bringing in bounties alive, shoot out the tires of their escape vehicles, then point your gun at them like your trying to hold them. They will simply get in to the first car you enter without resistance, and you can take them back to maude.

Chop ran away from home and I can’t figure out how to get him back. :frowning:

I’ve not tried using buses, i’ve not been able to hijack the train that runs in los santos either, or the ones that run out in the sticks, in fact i’ve shot the driver and the train just carries on.
Does fucking ursula actually give you anything apart from a few pics on your phone?

Yeah the bounty hunter missions seem to have vanished, i think i spooked maude but she sent me messages saying time is ticking blah blah

Anybody having issues with the ground glitching/vanishing?
Happend 3 times now, first time i was cornering on a bike, and everything went a bit crazy, so far that’s the only problem i’ve had

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http://www.klajzer.com/2013/09/the-easter-egg-to-end-all-grand-theft.html Oh shit.

You have to get another rottweiler one as far as I know,

Damn dude im sorry

Yeah I was rolling with Chop, when he jumped out of a moving car for who knows what reason. I figure,d eh he’ll respawn.

Haven’t seen him since

Yeah dogs can die get lost in this game. You gotta watch em like a real pet

Hey sad quotes there anything else for that Easter egg? Can you find him else where or is that it? Reminds me of how leatherface was supposedly in San Andreas. Also did anybody find a jet pack yet?

lmao I’m in tears :rofl:

edit: lol had no idea Conan was in Halo 4! :lol:

done and done…

what I didn’t like about the game was when on a mission the characters would say " shoot the guy he is right there… over there! "

and sometimes you’re friend characters on the map is a blue color and its the same color as the enemy except the color on the map of the enemy changes from red to blue every 3 seconds

and I’m like " where? where the fuck? WTF? "

online? I really don’t see myself playing that for too long when out

some story reactions

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what was funny to me was when you were at the grave with Trevor and all these chinese people show up to kill you out of nowhere and they would just kept coming and coming I found that hilarious even the dialog was funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ouHIe-RNhU

about the torture scene with Trevor? meh… lazlow got the worst torture scene calm down people

and I kept making Michale drink that green vegetable juice every time I was in his house cause his reaction to drinking it is hilarious the way they make him roll his neck before he takes a gulp then this reaction to the taste " ugggaaauhhh!!! "

I chose option " C "

Honestly man, just wait for the not-yet-announced-but-completely-obvious PS4/Steam versions. That’s what I’m doing. And if Watch Dogs hits steam first, then GTA5 will have to wait. Serves them right.

I mean if you really wanna wait 2 years tho…

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Man…that torture mission…pretty heavy shit. Pulling the guy’s tooth out made me pretty uncomfortable…

This really is the best GTA. Takes all the good parts from 3 and earlier (sense of exploration, customization), plus the story telling and graphics from 4.

LMAO I just had Trevor waking up in bed with Floyd dressed in women’s PJ’s and sobbing.

Regarding the ending. Only open if youve completed, or want a tip for later on. This is a multi-ending game.

[details=Spoiler]For the love of god pick option C. I will say no more than that. Im 100% certain it is the “Good” ending.
THIS spoiler is further details on option C, for those that picked A or B

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Option C actually results in all 3 main characters surviving. On top of that there is a satisfying wrap up before hand where you take out Stretch, Wei Cheng(Triad guy), and Steve Haines. You know the pompous ass with the ginger hair that shot himself in the leg? The real cherry on top, is pushing Devon Weston off of a cliff while hes in the trunk of a car. Trevor and Michael are friends again.[/details]

Sitting through the credits now to see if anything special happens afterwards. All in all took me 30-40 hours to reach the end of the main narrative, including side missions, various side activities, and the classic fucking around stuff. Love that the stats screen shows you your play time with each character individually. Still got a lot of side stuff to wrap up. I can finally play something else now though lol. With that ending the chains have been released and this game can leave my disc drive. It’s been in there since midnight on monday night.

Im also wagering that if a Jetpack IS in this game, it will be in one of the military installations. Likely the one out in the desert. Thats where you got it from in San Andreas.

Also another thing. Im not really sure how to timestamp what point of the game you shoudl be at to open this, but whatever.

Spoiler

After Trevor goes back to Ludendorf to dig up Michaels grave, does anybody else think the town before you make a right to the graveyard looks REAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLYYYY fucking familiar for some reason? Like I dont know why or from where but something about it gave me serious Deja Vu.

Im also calling that the next numbered GTA will be in Vice City. With all this new technology and shit and all the things they have as a base to work from for a new GTA, you know they want to hit up Miami.

Possibly Vice City but perhaps you can travel to London or the UK as well. R* North and the Hauser’s night wanna take it back home. Maybe we can see more Yankton too.

It’ll be out before the end of the year, before Q2 2014 at the very latest. Can’t stop WON’T stop this money train. Watch this shit be a late addition to the LAUNCH lineup of the PS4 because “the fans demanded it.”

Now if I wanted to wait for some ridiculous Steam sale, then maybe you have a point.

Those are called pipe dreams. Q4 2014 the earliest. Hell that is probably when we will get the announcement. R* is gonna cake up off present consoles for at least a year then stack extra bread off the ports/dlc.

UK is pretty much untouched territory for free roam GTA style games. The only instance I can think of is this

I was really young when i played it and only really remember certain cutscenes. Im not sure if it was exactly free roam though. I slightly remember it being kind of bland overall. I never beat it. The only thing that stood out to me about the game was that instead of a map, when you were on a mission the turn signals of a car would kick on and tell you which way to go. When you got where you needed to be, both of them would flash at the same time, and thats when you would get out. It was a vague slightly wonky system and I dont remember liking it in the slightest.
From what i dug up about reviews for it, it was more of a story driven game, rather than gameplay.

EDIT: There was also this one game on PSP. Only free roam game ive seen where speeding will get the cops on you. That shit was stupid. But for the life of me I cant remember the name of that game, nor can I find the correct answer.

Nah, he comes back after awhile.

R* needs to hurry up and release the iFruit app on Android so I can boost his happiness.