GTA V

You wouldn’t believe the amount of crying there’s been about how the driving aint like 4.
I personally am glad it went back to how it used to be AKA fun and enjoyable, now i drive all the time and never take cabs, which was the exact opposite of what i did in 4

it makes me laugh also when people say the driving is like mafia 2 sleeping dogs blah blah, those wankers need to get it right, those games handle just like gta!
Those games weren’t even ink in there designers pens while gta was doing what it was doing

It makes me laugh when i read idiots bitching about because of this the game has gone all casual, since when has gta been anything but casual?

I laughed when somebody suggested shooting off both there front tires to get that authentic gta 4 car handling in 5

Also if i mod say franklins default car do those mods stay even if the vehicle gets wrecked?

Cougars confirmed. Thankfully they seem to just run away when you’re in a vehicle.

Leonara is NOT CJ’s mom, but this is basically what I’ve been focused on. I got one from the cable car in Paleto Forest, and I’m currently looking for a scrap that’s somewhere behind the Vinewood sign. I’ma get the one from Grove St. next.

WOW FUCK JIMMY IF HES EVER IN MY CROSSHAIRS HE IS DEAD

Man, niggas be lookin at you with the sad face when you steal their 400K+ supercar…

I be like…

i like micheal, i hate his family with a vengence

After every couple missions you do with Michael, go visit the shrink and he’ll basically tell him all the latest things happening in his life at the time.

Its a gem, considering the shrink is a money grubbing quack that doesn’t give a fuck. But it is satisfying to see Mike having breakthroughs with his problems. Like if you don’t fuck around with hookers/strippers, he’ll let the doc know that he’s been good at keeping that contained.

This game was definitely not meant to be rushed through… otherwise you miss stuff like this.

so i called nikki for a fuck…went to pick her up and honked at a prostitute…hooker got in the car and nikki yanked her out

Man I still haven’t seen a mime, like that one gif with Franklin.

Im curious as to if the Shrink cutscenes are dynamic. In the last one that I did Mike said something like “You know ive killed people. Shit I mightve killed somebody on the way here!” which i made a funny face at because I actually did run somebody over on the way there.

As of now, Franklin is my favorite character. Michael’s family makes me rage so hard. Ungrateful cunts.

Ill let you guys get to the point where Michael explains why, but if you think about it REALLY hard, Trevor is a hipster. It actually makes sense.

On that note, towards the end of the game, Lamar has a conversation with Trevor that just…I had to pause the game for a good long while before I stopped laughing. Very similar tone to the hipster explaination.

Denise turned bitter as fuck when Franklin gets a new crib. I like how you can go to the old house and talk to her through the door.

Spoiler

Similar to Mike’s house when Jimmy’s door was closed and he was talking about getting/using steroids on the phone with somebody.

I love franklin, but he clearly didn’t go to the balrog school of economics, i done shit loads of jobs but i dont gets paid yet!

red cross working nigga!

Had one attack and killed Trevor shortly after hunting deer with Clyde. Did majority of flight school stuff, helicopter ones suck.

Crap you can lose them? I tricked Trevor’s truck out too, as the default looked like the truck was on meth too. I think I dropped like 19Gs on it. I also had to put some wok into Trevor, I didn’t like playing as him at all, and his look…while intentionally bad, just took away from the game for me, so I gave him the Duck Dynasty do over.

This game is so much better the GTABore.

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Yea I had to fix up Trevor a bit as well. My Trevor was, and always will have a shaved head. Doesn’t matter what he’s wearing but anyone with such awful hair just needs to say “Fuck it” and get rid of it all. I made that decision for him.

Franklin looks like Rick Ross…

I gave Trevor the mullet & full beard.

When the mullet is an option, its the only option (haha)

I cna’t lie though, I feel like a little girl with a doll house when I play as Franklin or Mike, cause I’m redressing them all the time trying to get it ‘just right’. It sucks that when Mike has shorts, I can’t change his shoes. I was so close to getting the rich white guy during summer look, but hiking shoes are just not the business.

Franklin I kept dipped out in green until Stretch got out…then I just went all red everything. Hearing about losing their hero cars though makes me hesitant to put work into his ride beyond paint.

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Get in the porsche or something expensive an roll thru the vinewood hill. you should see them a plenty around the evening time.

you have to roll with chop an do things… whole new experience