Oh, you’re Dwayne Johnson now?
Oh wait, you’re not because no one likes you.
You’re nothing dude!
If anyone is curious as to why my posts don’t exactly address any of his posts, it’s because I didn’t read a damn thing.
Now ElderGOD, if you haven’t read a damn thing he wrote, how did you know what he typed?
Yomi my young grasshoppers, yomi.
You’re on the fast track to super aids.
I don’t put money on me, money puts money on me.
Shouts out to Floyd.
Actually you’re lying through your teeth because anyone with a set of eyes can see you tried to go syllable for syllable with JR and you came up very short.
Just like anyone who decides to show up at The Fall Classic will come up short.
Just like anytime you pull down your pants you come up short.
i thought people only looked at doa hentai
Lol This nigga is hype because Sega generously gave your series characters to use and build your game off, and as guest characters they still can’t make your series relevant.
XD
Normally I let you poor DoA hopefulls continue to play your game but don’t show off in here like you are some noticeable player with your fisher price playskool fighter, nah never that lol.
Hey OP stop being retarded.
I hope you didn’t make that wack-ass rap too. Stop. Just…Stop.
I think your shit thread is a fast track to SRK getting aids.
Looks like you’re coming up short.
The millions of people watching SRK and not a single fuck is given about your shit gameplay and your shit game.
Only dudes posting in here are people who just need to take a dump and this shit thread looks like the place.
Hades, yea. 
Found a story about Dead or Alive:
Just because he is getting his shit fucked by you, six ways from Sunday, does not mean the rest of SRK will participate.
And even if we do, we will be sure to use condoms.
Except Epi.
Which, given his fascination with chimps, does not preclude OP transmitting AIDS to SRK, but definitely would leave the source of Epi’s infection up in the air.
Up in the air.
Like OP’s ass, for ElderGOD.
This girl is about only good thing to come out of DOA
I was voted GOD 9080928409823 years in a row.
I’ve won 83423234243242234 tournaments spread across this universe.
My official record is 87598798237429837429374932794 wins over 0 defeats.
Name a dead or alive champion of this era and I’ll tell you that I beat em.
Put your trust in me SRK.
Did she just star in a DOA fight scene, and lose?
Her eyes are not aligned, her right cheek is puffed up, and I’m pretty sure we cannot blame Claw for that butt chin of hers.
Or did you mean this in a strictly butter-face manner?
I’m in the DOA scene, follow the scene, like the games.
Who the fuck is OP
Hey OP, can you teach me some tips on how to better my game and be a baller like you? It’d be really cool if you could perhaps write a guide and give some pro tips, I think all the losers here who aspire to someday be a champion like you would really appreciate it and become better people as a result.
Some scrub who really has these aspirations to be
EMP|Julius
Too bad his life path is more like OrangeJulius with a lot of Rage
Awh OP got banned, this thread was just getting interesting.