Greetings from the Dead or Alive community!

General Discussion
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Hello!

My name is Julius Rage. I’m a Dead or Alive player by trade, worlds greatest Zack by reputation, the toughest son of a bitch god ever created by law.
Every big name that the Dead or Alive tournament scene has ever produced I have beaten.

Master - Scrub
Calibur Bladez - Garbage
Perfect Legend - Sent weeping back to Neatherealm
Mamba - Can’t hold my bags
Tom Brady - Just a little boy in a man named Julius Rage’s world.
Rikuto - Nice guy, hes nothin to me.

You know the face, you know the name and if you keep reading you’ll know I’m not playing games.

Dead or Alive 5 Ultimate drops on Tuesday and for you PS3 players it means that there will be a free version of the game consisting of four of the top 10 tiered characters in the game (Hayabusa, Ayane, Kasumi and Hayate). I just want you all to know that if you make the mistake of thinking that your abilities will transfer over from whatever little kids fighting game you rep that, I, Julius Rage, will be the one to stomp you.

If you make the mistake of thinking that you’re good enough to try and take any of the 10K+ prize money at The Fall Classic (September 13th - 15th and only in Raleigh, North Carolina), it’ll be me that stomps you.

Matter of fact, set up a T.v anywhere you want - you put DOA on the screen and you’re going to have tears on your face and piss running down your leg.

It took me a long time to reconcile the notion that a game so competitively consistent, as to allow 5 out of 7 majors to be won by the same two people, would not be played competitively on the grounds that its not competitively consistent, thats its random…and then I realized that everyone is hiding in fear of me (as they should) because they understand my reputation as an equal opportunity ass kicker

I could go on and on but I’ll close with this…

I don’t care what your name is, what you’ve accomplished, who you’ve beaten and how much hair you have on your chest - I’ll still treat you like a little kid who got caught walking down the street at night wearing a new pair of Jordans - I’ll snatch your self esteem just as soon as I’d snatch that pair of New Balances (that you’re still wearing) your mom bought you when you were in high-school 8 years ago. Your rep is trash, I’m about to make the easiest 10k of my career, there’s absolutely nothing any of you can do about it.

No one on this forum has the testicular fortitude to step to me at TFC.

I wipe my *** Wong , Ares is a joke, Hart isn’t black.

P.S When I win TFC I’m buying this website and burning it to the ground.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZl9Xj7gj-c

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What is Dead or Alive?

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Its a game that keeps me flush in cash and something that only men who think for themselves are allowed to play.

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I typed it into Youtube.

Looks like porn but the gameplay sucks.

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I’d like a quarter pounder w/ cheese…medium fries (NO SALT!!!)…and a meduim Sprite easy ice.

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So you’re somehow playing the game over youtube?
Thats awesome man, I didn’t even know people still went full retard!

Don’t go to TFC, you’re not about this life.

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All aboard the GD hate train. Next stop, this thread.

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You just keep on “thinking” that.

That’s exactly what they want you to do.

We refuse.

Dead or Alive community is so very 1984.

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Nobody in General Discussions plays fighters anymore. They just hate on every game other than SF2.

Make a thread in FGD.

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See, this guy has the right idea.
He’s basically saying that everyone on this website is an imbecile and can’t think for themselves.

As long as no one shows up to try and take whats mine at The Fall Classic I won’t disagree.

I’m going to be winning tournaments while you’re tweeting “high level players” thank yous for the online sets.

10 G’s, in my pocket.
Oh. Hell. Yeah.

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Man, you’re a dumbass.

Courtesy of dictionary.com:

look
[look] Show IPA
verb (used without object)
1.
to turn one’s eyes toward something or in some direction in order to see: He looked toward the western horizon and saw the returning planes.
2.
to glance or gaze in a manner specified: to look questioningly at a person.
3.
to use one’s sight or vision in seeking, searching, examining, watching, etc.: to look through the papers.
4.
to tend, as in bearing or significance: Conditions look toward war.
5.
to appear or seem to the eye as specified: to look pale.

I was watching some scrub Julius Rage getting bodied by some other scrub in a no talent game.

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Man, you’re a dumbass.

Courtesy of dictionary.com:

look
[look] Show IPA
verb (used without object)
1.
to turn one’s eyes toward something or in some direction in order to see: He looked toward the western horizon and saw the returning planes.
2.
to glance or gaze in a manner specified: to look questioningly at a person.
3.
to use one’s sight or vision in seeking, searching, examining, watching, etc.: to look through the papers.
4.
to tend, as in bearing or significance: Conditions look toward war.
5.
to appear or seem to the eye as specified: to look pale.

I was watching some scrub Julius Rage getting bodied by some other scrub in a no talent game.

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Oh wow…I’m so impressed. You know how to copy and paste!

The american education system let you down, go flip a burger boy.

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Oh wow…I’m so impressed. You know how to copy and paste!

The american education system let you down, go flip a burger boy.

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Cool story bro.

People flippin burgers make more money per year than you.

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Forgot to mention that they’re also more talented than you and also get discounted food.

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People sitting at the public library watching streams of Julius Rage making thousands of dollars look just like you.

Get a job, get a computer, get laid.

I’mma just keep gettin paid.

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Forgot to mention that they also get other things that you probably never will, like getting laid.

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I’m sure getting laid to you means eating a bag of potato chips.

I prefer to make love with a woman.

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Video game characters are not real women.

Neither are posters nor pillows of said characters.

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Closest this dude ever got to a girl was getting scrubbed by one in a video game that no one plays.