Disappointed that this isn’t a political allegory where the uncle is the United States, the dick is Florida and the girl is everyone with a lick of common sense.
Not really…he was Indian. They have to have special condoms made in america shipped to them, because our “normal” size is too big for them. Not even making this up.
That wait ruined the whole post. Sometimes extra words are not needed to make a post funny and leaving the person to find out a joke for themselves will always make it funnier. This also applies to some pictures. Sometimes an image can speak for itself.
Please take this wisdom and use it in future posts