Ok, so I got a hugeass box out the mail yesterday (apparently it came saturday but chinaman didnt tell me) and I am like “Gee sir what could be in here” I open it up and realize OH SHIT THERE A BUNCH OF SHIT IN HERE and realize that it is my sweetass secret santa package, I had posted up a weepy diatribe asking for funny shit and old game consoles and stuff in my 4 paragraph secret santa email, so I was quite pleased with what I received, here is a group shot

OH SHIT ITS THE 2600 from A TAR I and many other awesome things, which we will get to, but man, secretly I have been fiending for an atari for about 2 years, and just couldnt bring myself to get it, and also because I don’t have a tv that works with the standard shitty antenna adapter BUT WAIT

THIS CONTAINS THE RF ADAPTER FUCK YEAH I CAN PLAY THIS SHIT LIKE RIIIIIGHT NOW, but you ask, what about games you homo? Oh yes sir also what was that large black thingie next to the 2600 box in the first picture?

WELL HOLY SHIT IT IS LIKE THIRTY FUCKING GAMES, at this point I was just floored by the contents of this box, also included is one of my number one atari games aka River Raid, I could play dis shit allll day, also it contains Berserk which is awesomer than the arcade version because it has BADASS SOUND EFFECTS Ok lets figure out the other bits and pieces in this thing

I don’t smoke all the time, but when I do, they are Nat Shermans and when I do I can now ash in this Dick Shaped Ashtray, currently filled with delicious candied items also sent.

Well bless my stars! I also received some unapants to contain my own personal MAN OF STEEL and also a loofah? Or whatever that shower scrubby thing is called? Is this for scrubbing my balls?

Well shit, this is from RCAIDO’S ASIAN WIFE!!! PERHAPS SHE USED THE SHOWER SCRUB PRIOR TO MAILING IT! Admittedly it smelled fresh so perhaps not but I figured, I should probably send a present back well here it is

Merry Christmas Rcaido’s asian wife
also many many many many thanks to Rcaido for easily the best gift that isnt skyrim (that might be tied) this year