GD's Annual Tradition: Secret Santa! Assignements Sent! Happy Shopping!

Ok, so I got a hugeass box out the mail yesterday (apparently it came saturday but chinaman didnt tell me) and I am like “Gee sir what could be in here” I open it up and realize OH SHIT THERE A BUNCH OF SHIT IN HERE and realize that it is my sweetass secret santa package, I had posted up a weepy diatribe asking for funny shit and old game consoles and stuff in my 4 paragraph secret santa email, so I was quite pleased with what I received, here is a group shot

OH SHIT ITS THE 2600 from A TAR I and many other awesome things, which we will get to, but man, secretly I have been fiending for an atari for about 2 years, and just couldnt bring myself to get it, and also because I don’t have a tv that works with the standard shitty antenna adapter BUT WAIT

THIS CONTAINS THE RF ADAPTER FUCK YEAH I CAN PLAY THIS SHIT LIKE RIIIIIGHT NOW, but you ask, what about games you homo? Oh yes sir also what was that large black thingie next to the 2600 box in the first picture?

WELL HOLY SHIT IT IS LIKE THIRTY FUCKING GAMES, at this point I was just floored by the contents of this box, also included is one of my number one atari games aka River Raid, I could play dis shit allll day, also it contains Berserk which is awesomer than the arcade version because it has BADASS SOUND EFFECTS Ok lets figure out the other bits and pieces in this thing

I don’t smoke all the time, but when I do, they are Nat Shermans and when I do I can now ash in this Dick Shaped Ashtray, currently filled with delicious candied items also sent.

Well bless my stars! I also received some unapants to contain my own personal MAN OF STEEL and also a loofah? Or whatever that shower scrubby thing is called? Is this for scrubbing my balls?

Well shit, this is from RCAIDO’S ASIAN WIFE!!! PERHAPS SHE USED THE SHOWER SCRUB PRIOR TO MAILING IT! Admittedly it smelled fresh so perhaps not but I figured, I should probably send a present back well here it is

Merry Christmas Rcaido’s asian wife

also many many many many thanks to Rcaido for easily the best gift that isnt skyrim (that might be tied) this year

thanks TheEvilChinaMan!

Good stuff so far. :smiley:

This is shaping up to be the best year yet! Everything is bought now I just need to ship :slight_smile:

looks like i’m going to have to ship my stuff out in two parts.

i’ll email you the confirmation numbers once i get them later on this week.

Dick shaped ashtray…amazing.

hahahaha. Boel’s gift was wondrous…

Glad you like the gifts Boel.

Back story on that Penis ashtray, its not some random ashtray i got online… i got that 15 years ago at the upper mountains of Baguio. It was hand carved by the native Igotrots living there. I’ve been trying to give that to the right person for a long time & finally got someone who i know will appreciate it…

Loofah is brand new. Its for exfoliating the scrotum…I give a loofah to my SS every year, clean balls for everyone!

I am 99% sure that the picture is not of Boel, but of Grant Morrison.

(Note: not saying that Boel wasn’t there. It is quite possible that he was in a room with, and taking pictures of, the semi-nude Grant Morrison.)

wow i feel so bad i got my santa a lame ass gift :frowning: Boel got a bear wearing underpants!!!

Bought the gifts, going to package them and send em in a few days.

Hope you enjoy the books Tanabe!

mailed out my shit 2day

off to get my secret santa shit now, should be shipping within the next 2 days.

Sent out my gift just now. My Santa should receive his gift early next week

Enjoy my serial killer handwriting

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Got it today, thanks whoever:tup:

I forgot to include the apartment number on my SS’s gifts but I got that changed on one of them so he should have gotten one of them by now and another is gong back to the seller who wil call me when he gets it so I can send it to the right address. The other 2 items from amazon say “incorrect address” when I track them so I’m hoping they’re on their way back to the seller so I could contact them and send them to the right address. I’ll get this taken care of by christmas at the latest.

So, my SS’s package arrived today. Opened up the box and was greeted by a whole lot of Styrofoam peanuts and the smell of mint (which my cats immediately went nuts over). Dug through the peanuts and found the following:

A rather spiffy Gundam T-Shirt, a Macross Plus YF-19 model, and Gundam Extreme VS. for the PS3!

Pretty fucking amazing selections by Eternal Blaze, if I say so myself. Drinks on me at EVO?

you’re welcome :tup:

haha sounds good man, Glad you like the gift. I actually had 1 last thing I couldnt send out; a sketch I did of Guile in gundam attire but my roommate spilled coffee all over it =/ If i can get myself to redraw it i’ll PM it to you.

Either way merry Christmas dude :tup:

Legit gifts this year, also glad people are posting pics & actually thanking their SS…