I KNEW IT!
I bet when they fucked, he wore a full body condom and she held his feet.
I’m pretty sure they never fucked.
Hell during the show they mentioned how they never had any intimate relations because of her past. (I smell bullshit) I think she just didn’t want to fuck Gary.
As many times as I’ve seen her clutching her arm I wouldn’t be surprised if the nigga gave her poison ivy.
Having sex with Gary Coleman is probably like fucking a 4 foot retarded seal with the skin of hardened kitty litter.
She probably gave him the silence of the lambs treatment to fix that shit.
“it puts the lotion on its skin!”
Dammit I’m going to miss both episodes Divorce Court because of work unless of course someone uploads this onto Youtube (I missed episode 1 yesterday).
I found part of episode 1 here: http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2008/05/01/gary-coleman-on-divorce-court/
That is the closest I’ve come to finding the full episode. If anyone has a link to the full episode, can you post/PM the link please?
That nigga got quarters in the bank. Only she knows why she married him.
Prolly not. Any sane woman wouldn’t let his Yosemite Sam looking ass beat. They’d be like psht nigga get some moisture in your skin. Get some height and some looks too muhfucker.
I need a GIF of him banging his head against a wall.
ROFL He got punched repeatedly by Gary Coleman! Gary Oldman, I can see. But Gary Coleman? 
I guess you just can’t hit a little person back!
Gary Coleman don’t take no shit from anybody, unless he’s getting paid. :tup:
Judge: Though the record shows that Mr. Coleman is clearly an adult, we will try him as an adolescent due to his stature and physical nature.
How did I miss this epic picture? Does anyone still have it?
Nevermind…I know it’s old news to some, but man, I cried laughing at work
What is dude trying to do? Gary has no money so suing is worthless. Honestly, even money wouldn’t be worth being known as the dude who got beat up by Gary Coleman.
haha, when I read domestic violence I was hoping gary got tossed through a fucking window
Was just talking about this dude yesterday. Wow…
I see I’m not the only one who instinctively clicked on this thinking it was a death thread.
Why am I picturing her giving him a swirly?