Gaming Journalism Exposed-Indy Developer Sleeps Her Way To Better Reviews

The only thing I know about Five Guys is this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJFdCmN98s

That’s Maccas and Hungry Jack’s to you, mate. Plus, we’ve got Oporto, Grill’d and Mos Burger. That is if you don’t mind being called a hipster or a poofta.

What unholy god do you have to worship to put a slice of onion larger than the patty on a burger?

Fun fact, I’ve met Phil Fish (I went to one of the showings of IGTM where Phil Fish and Edmund McMillen did Q&A. I hugged Edmund, Phil refused to shake hands. I’m now friends with the wives of both members of Team Meat.)

Also Phil Fish blocked me on twitter last year for photoshoping this after his rant about the 3DS/DS back in march 2013:

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http://i.imgur.com/5ekFIg4.jpg

For a guy who supposedly loves Andy Kaufman, he sure gets bent out of shape over the most benign jokes at his expense.

60% of it is burger talks and pics.

Oh, THAT’S who that is?

http://i.imgur.com/kQx0oxw.gif

…Good.
Karma is a boomerang.

corruption , ‘journalists’ , shitty games , desperation , lies upon lies , and ThiS girl

yet still somehow u niggas manage to keep the topic on food and hamburgers n shit. consider me impressed ! all YeR stomachs have great power.

edit : it’s beginning to blow up ! we have some sites who are finally covering the story. i want to see a fire rise !
http://www.gamerheadlines.com/2014/08/kotaku-and-zoe-quinn-accused-of-exchanging-positive-press-for-sex/
http://newmediarockstars.com/2014/08/sex-scandal-involves-female-game-developer-zoe-quinn-kotaku/

I work 2 blocks from shake shack by times sq.

Never had it

is it worth the extra money?

The guys that “exposed” this chick went in for sure, but ultimately I’m left with a feeling of “who gives a fuck?”

You that dude in the Elmo suit?

If that’s the pic of her on the first page, I think I’ve seen her before. I can’t watch any of the vids right now, but I’ll go more in depth later on today.

A woman being a whore to get favorable results for her? WHODATHUNKIT!?!?!

Man those burger pics are making me made hungry and it’s only 9:30 in the morning! Some of those burgers are some jaw dislocating mofo’s! Been to Red Robin, Steak and shake, In-Out, Carls Jr, Arbys and craptastic MCD. I need to step up my burger game yo!

Off topic lulz:

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http://i.imgur.com/aEdT0jJ.jpg

Bonus image, embarrassed that I didn’t post it earlier:

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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/19/White_Knight_Chronicles.jpg

Sovi3t be like.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4636875264/hFF0EA2C4/

As far as burgers not like the golden burger of Xerxes but it is damn tasty.

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http://aht.seriouseats.com/images/2013/07/20130709-258554-wendys-pretzel-bacon-cheeseburger-reality.jpg

I only have but one request my good sir, its that you never change.

About that Heart Attack Grill or whatever it’s called in Vegas, that shit is real. I never ate there I just stopped by. The stuff in there really isn’t safe to eat.

I’ve only ever enjoyed veggie burgers when the patty doesn’t even attempt to taste or feel like meat. Like if it’s a bun with seasoned bean paste or something with no fake meat flavors (duggh), I’m good.

I’ve heard of a place out west called VeggieGrill that makes a convincing faux-chicken sandwich. Anyone here can confirm that?

I’ve never had a good veggie burger. Get that fucking mulch off my plate.

Heart attack grill is safe to eat as long as you aren’t a bitch. How are you gonna brag about doing drugs and drinking your liver shot but be afraid of an 8,000 calorie burger?

Some of you dudes ain’t about that burger life.

Yeah, except it isn’t. The owner of the restaurant is a doctor, a cardiologist I believe. He only opened the restaurant because he couldn’t believe the condition his patients were in. He knew they’d just eat anything so he gave them what they wanted.

Oh, and this is the ONLY restaurant I’ve visited where there’s a fucking WARNING before you eat there.

Besides, I don’t eat a lot. I swear I’d get a burger and finish maybe a quarter of it.