s’okay, im not hurt by words on the internet

to: wave of fat, disgusting, nobody likes me, fail
from: your pal defcon

subj: i am saddened that i have hurt you. i didnt know that you could feel anything beneath that heavy armor of flubbery flesh. i am disappointed that you do not see the humor of everyone in the community clowning you and calling you out on the many, many discrepancies between your words and actions. i see that despite your physical impairments, you are still as Dan R might say, swift on your feet-- your backpeddling skills are VERY NICE, as are your EVO winning Smash Bros skills. :tup:

please forgive my tresspasses as i am unused to interacting with subhuman trash

wut? i started this drama for the humor. guess you can check reading comprehension off your resume

Stop pretending, we know you’re working that wrist with that plastic butter knife.

Yep HE KNOWS

I’ll break the skin someday

Wave you have to leave by 11 pm cmon that sounds like bs. Okay I will try to get there earlier so you do not have any excuses. I mean you talk a lot of (I MEAN A LOT OF SHIT) about everyone and then I finally challenge you to a money match you have to back out. No offense that is (especially after everything that you have said ) LAME!

Oh shit master sensei gabe may come friday siccccck! I will warn you though DO NOT CANDY MATCH MR NESTOR. HE IS A HUSTLER AND WILL TAKE THAT CANDY EVERYTIME! :bgrin:

Just give him a tablet of alka seltzer and he will explode

pretty sure “he started this drama” after being exposed, but forgot that there’s no invincibility backdash frames IRL. XFD real life. argh i just wanna play ST and TvC til im sick. guys also Bumfighter 2 is so amazing, its like the best game ever because i played it for two minutes and beat some scrub, you should all play it.

DanR if you can get there by 9 i will MM you first to 5 for $20. im sorry i am not a rich guy and can’t afford to put $100 on the table.

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Awww shit we just got a real match. serious casuals will be their to record this event.
Also Does anybody wanna make a bet on this? I got two Choco Tacos on Dan R.

No fuck $20. I want $100. I am such a scrub it should be free for you plus I dont think I can get there that early but ill try. Ok how about this first to 7 for $50 that is as low as Ill go for you anything lower is just not worth it.

I like that FIRST TO 7 FOR $50. How about that you were willing to give that to LARGO right so we know you at least have that money plus I think its BS that you dont have $100. I mean you traveled all the way to evo, got so shit faced did not enter your matches even after you kept winning. I wanted $100 but Ill settle for $50. Again I am a HUGE SCRUB according to you so it should be free right!

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Yo, multiquote is pro:

Dan R, you’re my sensei and all, but you’re the king of excuses.

hahah i loled.

Good enough for me! It’s a match.

FT7 for $50 sounds perfect. That’s the $50 you were gonna give largo…You can now double your money. The more games the better…the more BRN gets hype…GUYS ILL BE DRIVING FROM CT FOR THIS EVENT. I wont even go to Gonzos tourney and its 20minutes from me.

I challenge you to a duel of ze mind

So much hype. I say Gonz make his “Tourny” another Day.

Wave what time are you getting their? I need to record you be for the match happens.

yea get them both pre fight and make it like a ufc fight where they have the pre fight hype going on for each guy.

LOL ASIAN GEN, when have I ever been to GU before 9. YOu always see me around 10ish. Ok I will try to get there before 8 happy, ok between 8-9.

FIRST TO 7 for $50 Lets do this shit.