G.I. Joe Retaliation

I like the method of revamping.
Let’s kill off everyone from the shitty first movie except snake eye’s and for him we get to debitchify him.

yeah cause he was SOOO bitch made in the first movie rollseyes
They could’ve kept some characters from the first movie like HeavyDuty, Destro, and Scarlett.

I’m sad Destro isn’t coming back. I like Christopher Eccleston.

uhhh debitchify? if any ninja was made a bit bitching its storm shadow. but storm shadow is always bitchy no matter the version.

How can Snake Eyes be a bitch…when he doesn’t talk?

lol did he carry scarletts purse in the first movie and i missed it?

Take my fucking money now.

Real talk - This movie will be good and way better than the first one because an asian guy is directing it.

Is Duke going to die?

Because, despite my love of the character, it would be almost worth it to see Channing Tatum (Elton John even cringes at that name) die.

The only thing that made We Were Soldiers worth a shit, was getting to see Chris Klein getting a great big hole blown through his chest.

I’m hoping for more of the same, with Channing Tatum’s Duke.

channing won die due to his mastery of pussy jutsu. this nigga is in at least 2-3 romantic movies a year. he’s a horrible fuckin actor but someone has made the pantie sea’s wet for his face.

lol Damn the hate for Channing runs deep on SRK. He did aight but i know more people are happy that Shawn Wayans is not in this one.

Freedom trailer (some extra footage)
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He played Destro in the first one? I need to get this movie NAO.

Hell yea he is man. He chews up the screen to. It’s great.

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The first one wasnt half bad… this one seems pretty awesome. Willis and The Rock sold me.

The hate is deserved, he can’t act, he has one freaking expression at all times. Very boring. My friend called him the male Megan Fox, all looks no talent, which I’m inclined to agree with. He’s probably sleeping with a bunch of Hollywood upper management or something to get all these roles that he has no skill to pull off.

I’m one of those glad that Wayans is gone, a little humor is okay, straight clown is just annoying. Also happy that those acceleration suits are gone, they were too over the top to be cool. I’ll take more ninja action over those anyday.

Snake Eyes is never bitch. I’m glad they got rid of the lips on his mask.

The acceleration suits fit the GI Joe motif of crazy stuff so i didn’t mind it plus i figured they were a one off anyways. Wayans did aight. He came off more tame than usual.

whats funny is i see more where’s marlon comments than oh i love channing comments. lol. they killed the wrong joe. though i remember rockb saying marlon made the rock rap behind the scenes which implies he might not either die…or we actually see him before he dies.

I’m hoping Marlon appears somewhere, maybe as a surprise. I had no problem with his character at all. They gave him some cheesy lines, but he was still good. I think people want him gone more because of the relationship he had with Scarlett, when based on all GI Joe lore I’m aware of she’s all about some Snake Eyes.

shes got 3 way triangle with duke and snake eyes. i dunno why people are flippin their shit over gi joe 1. yeah it was cheesy…but its fuckin gi joe. their first mission they had an ice skating battle over the weather dominator. Snake eyes has randomly busted out windmills in the middle of battles before lol. like nothing in gi joe 1 was that outragous to not fit in the canon. the ooonly thing that bugged me was cobra commander and the ninja history.