I remember getting smacked around using Hwoarang and when I tagged him out with Asuka, he would go “I’M DYING HERE!” at that point I was like “I know I know damn it!”
Imagine if Guile said to Poison “go home and be a family m-oh w8”
That Tuesday quote from Bison makes me want to get this game now.
What’s stopping you? GET IN DAT GAME, SON.
I’m not a fan of the art style or pace. And the Tekken characters all look really wonky and have different voice actors than what I grew up with.
Cause Capcom can’t find language specific actors. English or Japanese only. To be fair, a decent amount of Tekken chars had English voices before now. It’s not too bad outside of those that didn’t speak either language.
As for their look, can’t help that. >_>
Law asking Yoshimitsu to help him out at his restaurant: he needs someone on the cutting crew…
Lol Jack X against Balrog:
Attack Power: A. Speed: A. Battle Awareness: A++… However, Intelligence and Character are Z… Does not compute.
Heihachi vs. himself…“Is this my body double? The stunning physique and model like hair are perfect!”
Asuka first attack “I just fixed your face”
Akuma actually shouts Kazuya’s name when he calls him out, as does most of the villains. Kazuya does not call out Jin though. Jin whispers his name, but Kazuya says nothing to him.
Hwoarang vs Cody, every now and then this happens:
Hwo (after getting first hit): "The first strike is mine!"
Cody: “That’s what she said.”
So perfect.
Pretty sure Rufus on launcher refers to everyone he shares a positive affiliation with Ken Masters.
Not so much funny, but it seems like 60% of the time he does a launcher Hwoarang shouts “Xiaoyu!” Maybe he is saying “it’s all you,” but it sounds like a glitch to me.
Guile to Lili something in the lines of:
Are you not too young for this? Shouldn’t you be outside with other kids selling cookies or something?
Abel vs. Abel: I got the first knockdown, so I was able to win this one…if only Asuka had this quote I would laugh for days
Ibuki’s win quote vs Law: Dizzy already? And I thought I had low stun…
Cole’s win quote against Elena: Talking to trees? Ok, sister. I’ve met a lot of weirdos in my day, but…
Love to play Elena but I would probably say the same thing lol
Dhalsim (First strike): It’s all within my grasp.
Cody: That’s what she said.
Balrog Win quote vs Pac-Man
Stop lookin’ at me with that stupid smile, ya yellow retard!
I know Pac-Man is yellow, but I’d like to think that Balrog is a bit racist.
Blanka win quote vs King
Your face isn’t human! What are you?
The irony here makes me laugh xD
Poison: You’re an idiot!
Cody: Don’t get cocky.
Get it, because Poi… 
Now that I think about it. Anything Juri says to Cody can be with “that’s what she said”.
“Again, harder!”
“Thats what she said.”
Given Yoshimitsu’s nutty character and imagining him with somewhat of a Yoda accent, his quotes are hilarious to me
Win Quote vs. Chun Li (A beautiful sight, those legs are!)
Win Quote vs. Cole (Not conserving electricity, you are! An enemy to the environment, I declare!)
Win Quote vs. Nina (An assassin, you are? Assassinate a young, squealing duck, you could not!)
Win Quote vs. Rufus (Hindrance to body and soul, your senseless chatter is!)
and the best one
Win Quote vs. Ken (A family you love, do you have not? To them go back you should…)
This had me dying after beating a mashing Ken player. Straight up told him to go home and be a family man