Full House Returning

Step by Step > Full House

Fightin’ words

It’s no surprise that they all are still living in the same house. San Francisco house and rent prices are ludicrous!!!

My brothers and I used to watch Full House after school growing up. First one to laugh got punched.

But I thought that’s where all those poor, opressed SJWs live? How can living there be so expensive? It couldn’t be because they are all trust fund kids who’ve never experienced any real hardship, right?

Jodi Sweetin been making my dick hard since I was like 12. And it’s about to continue, I see. Awesome.

But why though?

Becker > Full House.

Still Standing and Reba > Your entire lives.

Who’s The Boss > all the garbage you guys are mentioning

Why you flaggin’ this man, @SoVi3t? Step by Step was full of quality hotness.

not arguing that, but it didn’t compare to having Kimmy, Steph, Becky, or D.J.

Plus I’ve never really found Suzanne Somers to be a MILF.

They’re definitely trying to get the rest of the cast back. Sounds like Dave/Bob/Lori are all still negotiating, and nobody knows if the billionaire twins will give a fuck.

W…WHY??? This shit gonna look like…well, shit. The twins look weirdly out of synch (one looks like a hard 35, the other looks 45-50, neither are even 30 yet, and Mary-Kate is still working on mastering basic grooming, from what I read. I assume she’s the the oldest-looking. Drugs are some serious shit), and I’m just gonna assume the rest of the cast aged about as well as Ed O’Neil did since those days. For lulz…they oughta film live. It would be hilarious to see someone fall off the wagon in real time.

Uncle Joey: If I didn’t think Jesse had the phone bugged, I’d break this diet and order a pizza. I’m just ITCHING for a deep-dish!

Michelle: scratching arm Yeah…yeah, I’m itching, too…

Uncle Joey: Oh, Michelle, you’re hilarious. I don’t mean the phone has THAT kind of bug. Cut-it-out.

Michelle: Good idea. grabs knife I gotcha NOW, you little shits!

Camera falls over as Mary-Kate is tackled off the sofa, cries of “I’ve gotta get them out before they lay eggs!” are heard

Ally McBeal>ALL

Take me on. I’m ready!

I already beat you with my Who’s The Boss shoutout…

you ain’t touching teenaged Alyssa Milano, sir

I have a feeling that Kimmy might end up an SJW if they bring her back. No one in the family liked her, always broke up her friendship with DJ over the dumbest shit, a dumbass and a nutcase. Everything is already in place.

Is it…is it wrong that I wanted to fuck her BECAUSE she was a dumbass nutcase? That’s also why I like Phoebe from Friends, Rose from Golden Girls, any animated character played by Jennifer Tilly, and so on. Don’t know why.

You’re not alone. I too want to fuck the dumb nutcases. The way I see it, those girls will never get boring.

They are called bimbos. They are awesome because they are usually hot and extremely easy.

The QUEEN of bimbos:

[details=Spoiler]Mean Girls Amanda Seyfried.

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