Fox News Station in Denver Airs a Penis while Reporting Helicopter Crash in Seattle

those trio of pics made me think they wanted to make a dick omelet with scissors =(

Oh whatever. Youtube allows the entire 8-hour UK sex documentary, where you see the camera attached to the guy’s dick and everything.

A dick on the news is nothing.

Also Fox.

Such a tragedy and this guy had to go and dick it up. What a freakin’ boner.

The important thing to remember here is that there were real people riding inside of that helicockter. Three of them. When that thing went down, there were three living, breathing people sitting in its cockpit.

These kinds of sudden tragedies are events that no one can predick. To the pair of individuals who didn’t make it: may they rest in penis.

It just occurred to me that this story is literally reporters reporting about reporters reporting about reporters.

Somebody made a mistake. You guys don’t have to be dicks about it and rub it out in.

Penis Hype

Aside from facial reactions, they played it off quite well.
You know someone lost their job that day, though.

Spoiler

And probably gained another one via porn business