You will struggle to stay awake. Prepare to watch a movie that never stops beginning.
Save your money. Don’t support shit.
There’s literally dozens of better movies to spend your time and money on.
We should compile a list of things you could do with the money instead, to enjoy yourself better.
Like buy $10 worth of nickels, to throw at people.
See how far a hooker is willing to go for $10.
Send me $10.
and so on…
Buy my new $10 mixtape.
Bus Fare man.
I just watched this on a stream. I want it all back. The thought that spurred me to watching it, and all the electricity my body used to witness it. I want them back.
How many times do we have to say DON’T DO IT before people listen?
Mail a veggie sub to Jared Fogle.
Buy a dimebag
Pay a hobo to clothesline a pair of girls ($5 per)
you guys aren’t trying hard enough
i’m not going to waste time defending a sub par movie.
i will say that in order for any of us to see skrulls on screen somebody has to get the fantastic four right.
i have a lot of issues with the movie. the last half is definitely rushed. doom in general, eh. not enough action. wasn’t feeling the human torch at all. the relationship between the characters…eh…
but the response this movie has gotten is on the level of the whole meek vs drake thing to me. most ppl commenting wanted to hate the movie before it even dropped, most probably went in the theatre looking to pick it apart. understandable since the f4 movies have been trash (at least to me).
i have to put this movie above im3 and the last spiderman movie, tho.
bottom tier but not the bottom of the bottom tier.
redbox rental or bootleg IMO.
again, i never said it was great or even good. i said it was ok. that may be bland to you but to each his own. fwiw i wasn’t feeling antman or the last avengers movie, either. i know those are unpopular opinions as well.
gotg and winter soldier were the last good comic movies to me.
but,but,but… the movie intro and marketing keeps mentioning “marvel’s fant4stic”… lolololol
if fox were in need of rehab, this would seem to be a fucking intervention by now.
Just finished this movie. Son, its fucking turrible. lol. Lemme pull up my notes and get to typing a little.
Ugh, i dont know where to start without going on a 5 paragraph rant. hmm
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Sues hair changing 3 times throughout the movie is hilariously bad and extremely noticeable
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Grimms CGI is not okay, or kinda bad. Its fucking horrible. It is straight up out of the late 80s or early 90s. Like his cgi is worse than some youtube fan films. Its pretty wildly bad
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The storms father killed for no reason. lol
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Dooms everything is so terrible. I dont even know where to start criticizing it. Its seriously out of this world shitty.
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Reed actor was basic at best, and shitty at times. But didnt we expect that from that guy
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Sue is unlikeable for many reasons, but not cause shes a bitch. Shes just irrelevant, cold, and a non issue.
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Torch looked okay at times, then shitty cgi kicked in, and he looked wack. He had no awesome moments at all. It was the shittiest use of changing a white character into a black character ever, and will go down that way in the history of humankind.
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If you want to rant here about it, i say download the hd rip thats out, but seriously, its the biggest waste of time ever. I fully expect every actor from that movie to openly shit on that film within the next year or so, and not lose any hollywood shine over it. Its that useless and bad.
Oh my god, the cgi. You almost have to see it to understand. Its soooo bad. loool. I took notes to nit pick this to death, but its not even worth it. HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS MOVIE WAS HORRIBLE.
Shit kinda fucked up my day. Not in an angry way, but im so confused by what just happened to me after watching that movie. lol
My friend hates me now after I asked him to torrent and watch lol.
We can probably close this thread
I Know right. I Just couldnt help it on a bored thursday afternoon. It just felt right to go at it. It was just too much. I think its worse than what some people in this thread and in some reviews made it out to be.
LOOOOOOOOOOL at chet hanks being in the movie. I forgot to mention that. Did anyone say that in here? Captain im white, but i should be okay to say nigga too, played an abusive brother for no reason. One of many unexplained things in the movie, is why the fuck is grimms brother manhandling him like some drunk abusive father. Chronicle much. Its random as fuck too, and weird, then its over after his mother broke it up.
Grimm is such a pussy throughout the movie too. On top of horrible cgi. I’d watch elektra until my end days over watching f4 2015 again. I figured it would be bad, and i read every comment in the thread, but daaaamn. Oh my god, that cgi. I cant get over it.
Also, did anyone note in here that the government douche was the scientist from the incredible hulk (The leader, aka mr blue) that had some hulk juice dabbed on his foreheads open cut.
Kate Mara still hasn’t seen the movie and she was present during the film’s premiere. The shitty reviews scare her away from watching it
The film’s producer Simon Kinberg is still trying to make a sequel happen
His rationale is since Fox greenlit the sequel before the movie hit theaters I’m gonna go through with it anyway. He must love doing this.
Fantastic Four sequel removed from Fox’s schedule:
Seems like someone might have a brain over there.
I believe we have the based god curse to thank for this. TYBG
He found time to do something that wasn’t fucking with James Harden?