Don’t fuck with Christopher fucking Robin
He’ll slay you.
Before you can even get to him you have to get through all these pitchers with powers straight out of Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure such as:
HOL HORSE OWL WITH HIS ZIG ZAG BALL BULLSHIT
and
KING CRIMSON TIGGER WITH HIS ABILITY TO PITCH BALLS WHILE DELETING TIME, MAKING THE BALL SEEMINGLY DISAPPEAR.
After that baseball game, Pooh was never the same.
For a game so popular, yesterday was the first time I heard of it. If he makes 50k a day off it, then a year or more of it being active has made him enough money to not give a shit.
Or better people can learn not to be shittheads.
Or maybe the haters could just quit, you know, flapping their gums.
If I make 50,000 a day, you can say what ever you want about me, I just made more in a day than most people make in a year.
Call me hateful things as I laugh my ass all the way to the BANK.
It can’t be done.
That is what I am fucking saying. Dude if I made 50,000 a day from a cell phone app, I would retire.
Why work, the App does the work for me, do some investments, maybe crack out another game in a year.
Christmas time, put a Santa Hat in there, some snow and BOOM new game.
It is my right as a Free, White, Male, American, Anonymous, Ass Hat on the INTERNET to piss in the Cheerios of those who got stupid lucky and rich off a terrible Cell Phone Game.
50k a day for making some shitty app game? I think I need to enroll in school again…
Only niggas who beat Owl are allowed to speak honestly.
I played through most of that game without realizing you can even get powerups.
Making that much money that easily is very stressful. I, in my selfless endeavor, volunteer to relieve him of his burden.
o_O I just beat that stupid rabbit without knowing this. I seriously need to study Japanese
What a loser. Let me make $50,000 a day and see how much some random clowns talking shit on the internet will hurt my heart. I’d just post various versions of this gif as a response and go back to trying to decide if today is a Ferrari or Lamborghini day.
Took you an hour… to become A MAN!
These mobile games are popular for a short while and then fall off. There is no rhyme or reason for which one is popular because they’re all pretty much just cheap clones of flash games, all playing pretty much the same. So randomly something shoots up and makes money then goes away.
This game is probably at the end of that cycle, so by announcing a deadline it drives people to make another rush for it. Tomorrow he might say because of popular request he decided to leave it up longer.
Also it’s possible he is about to retire and disappear. You don’t really need to make $50k a day for too long to be set for life. About a half year of that and you’re set forever, and a comfortable living too. You just live off part of the interest while capitalizing the rest.
Last I heard, Flappy Doge is now out.
Why can’t Florida become extinct with the game 
there are a lot of other plausible reasons why he’s taking the app down:
So Kanga is the Milf?
Pretty much its one of those “play this if you’re cool” kind of game.
Like angry birds.
Like candy crush.
Its no wonder why publishers are running to place games on a phone near you.