You’re my hero, Torrin.

Flash hasn’t done one thing to help Florida.
He’s said several times that he hates Florida and wishes that he lived in some place like Texas or Cali. EVERY posts he makes is filled with seething hatred of Floridians and the community. He only cares about himself.
Meanwhile JeBailey is running constant major tournaments helping this community grow and blossom into something more. The guy has put heart and soul on the line for his community. The last tournament he ran actually made $500 profit from door fees. A lesser man like Flash would have obviously pocketed this money like scum and went on bashing Florida, JeBailey on the other hand donated the entire $500 to St. Jude’s Childrens Hospital in the name of SRK.

The only thing flash has ever done is create drama and a trail of tears for himself. There was even a time at a certain tournament up north where, after losing in the GG tournament, Flash barricaded himself into the cushions of a couch and broke down sobbing. People around him were wondering what the noise was and rippied away the couch cushions, revealing the face of a sobbing coward. Completley covered in tears, sobbing, punching the wall and cursing at everyone around him. This is a true story and i’m sure flash will confirm himself.

A vote for JeBailey is not only a vote for a hero, it’s a vote for Florida.

are you seriously going to make multiple accounts and argue with yourself. everyone on team florida is probably gonna get bodied anyway except peter. it’s not that serious.

oh wow this thread…

thts gotta be lilman making those posts.

lol @ that fucking avatar.

u kno damn well dats chad.

Lol only two people I think it can be. Old ass references. I won’t be at fr this year, work owns my life.

Amen brother.

Reading this thread on my cell phone while driving was not a good idea. I almost crashed from laughing so hard at those avatars.

yo this is too funny… I can’t wait till everyone here gets older and gets settled down. Then looks back at this thread. I bet that you’ll want to kick your ass. Remember guys this is sf4 not WoW, so you can’t take it so serious.

And i vote for Burrito! I wanna c tits. :woot:

HEY Y’ALL! just posting up from Ohio State Penitentiary(don’t ask what I did it really irritates me when people do that). Now I just wanted to tell y’all that while peter is definitely best sf4 player in florida Jebailey has the cutest lil ass you ever did see. Now when I heard that young peter was crying his sexy lil eyes out I couldn’t just not post up some words of encouragement. Cheer up sexy dude! And Jebailey don’t you think that maybe you outta be friends with lil peter because lil peter just thinks that if he doesn’t win at fighting games no one would put up with him. Don’t you understand that feeling Jebailey because clearly noone here thinks that your worth all that much at street fighter but hey cheer up because you are the hottest street fighter player in florida. So the point is guys that its not about who is on some silly 5 versus 5 tournament that represents the states standing in a two dimensional fighting game. Its all about two boys arguing over who has sexier nipples, but personally id nibble all up on both of these young competitors little nipples all day long NOMNOMNOMNOM!

^Not nearly as good as the others.

Listen, this isnt a game here. This is about picking the right man for the job. A true leader.
There’s no better player or person in Florida more qualified for the job than Jebailey.
This man has touched all of our hearts in some way since we’ve met him.

I’m going to share my JeMoment with you guys and hope others do as well.
When i first met JeBailey i was a good for nothing pad-player, I thought i was the worst player around. JeBailey worked me over like a ham sandwhich. He really beat the brakes off of me. I started to walk away in shame, never to play again… but, right there, in that moment, my JeMoment, Jebailey said something i’ll never forget:

“Hey kid, stop right there.” That’s all it took. I turned around and he looked at me with the eyes of a champion. He unplugged his stick, walked over to me and said "I’m going on vacation tomorrow, will you look after my stick for me?"
For the rest of that month, i practiced on that stick and became the stick player i am today. All thanks to Jebailey.

Jebailey Team Florida captain!

I like the way this guy thinks

Guys what are we talking about here? Flash Metroid is the only clear choice as captain. I would like to share with you a little unknown story about Peter. Its a tale of what happens when people try hard and inspire others to do the right thing. A tale that hits right into the hearts of all God’s creatures.

There was a potentially fatal bus accident that occurred in New York City in the summer of 2008. You see, the bus was crushing a lady who was 7 months pregnant. Seeing this tragedy Peter immediately got 10 people together to try and lift the bus, however the bus was just too heavy and all hope was nearly lost. Being that champion that Peter is, he tried all by himself to keep lifting the bus up, an impossible task. He screamed as he tried in vain to lift this buss off this pregnant woman to save the life of her and her unborn child. When the people saw this man trying with all of his might and soul to save this faceless stranger, they went and got more people to help. Eventually the bus was flipped off this pregnant lady.

She died 2 hours later following the cesarean-section birth of her son. She wanted to name it after Peter, but didn’t want that. When the news paper reporters finally caught up with Peter, he didn’t want the accolades, he wanted to remain anonymous.

Peter went home that summer a changed man, he thought to himself that he could never go back to NYC, knowing full well that’s where all the good comp would be, plus it was the home of his good friend and world champion Justin Wong. Fighting back his anxieties, he put FL on his back and returned to the city that had changed him so much. From then on he promised himself that he would only get better and represent his state to his full potential. Not just for the sake of the lives he has helped save, but to be a shinning example of what hard work and persistence can bring you.

So I leave you now, not with a “Flashy” avatar, or with empty promises of wins to come. I leave you with a reassurance that Flash Metroid is not only the better player he is also a better person, someone we can all look up to and depend on.

Thank You.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/aug/16/bus.accident

Now hold it right there Mr. I dont think cons have feelings too! I am just as much a jebeliever as you are. Let me share with you me Jemoment that I will forever cherish as the one of two moments in time that I will truly cherish. I was at a tournament right after I recently got my well toned ass handed to me by someone who wasn’t nearly as good as flashm or jebaily and right when I felt that I couldn’t get any more depressed a gust of wind hit my face as the broad back of a true champion passed by me. There he was, he had the eyes of a timid beast, his skin was as rough as a cats tongue. I knew immediately that this was a real man. He looked at me with those eyes that could make even a veteran hookers legs quiver. Then in a blink of an eye he pulled me close and whispered the words that would forever change things for me. He said “don’t spam shoryu’s your retarded looking scrub”. And from that point on I never played street fighter, instead I took watch over the young boys in the elementary schools who will one day become members of Jebaily’s army.

^^^ Wow someone is really bad at this… :shake:

Too funny…

best thread ever.

GA has a team.

See you guys at Final Round :tup: