I know of a lady named Samus.
When she shows, we all know that she’ll spam us.
With her tilts and her zairs,
you can’t say she fights fair,
but damn, under the armor she’s glam’rous.
Brawl tourney turnouts were going to be high
I had to get really good or die
I started flipping
My character kept tripping
Damn you Sakurai
CvS2 I had to play more
Sakura CC’s i had to show
I needed a stick
To make my fingers quick
shoshoshoshosho
This tourney was really fun
I had it all but won
who is that
he took off his hat
I lost to Justin Wong
There once was a dude named Sagat,
when he won you could tell his pakage was fat,
when it was game over
yamazaki bent over
so Sagat could go in from the back
I once was playing Saturn Bomberman,
to sweep the board was the plan,
but a family of 3
from outside kept mad bombering me
So i only came in first, aw daum!
There once was a shoto his name was ryu
He traveled the world without wearing shoes
Throwing hadokens
And fierce shoryukens
Other shotos did these special moves too
- A b b Ab b Ab
- A b b Ab b Ab
- bb Ab b Ab
- bbA, bbAb
- Ab b A b b Ab
Sometimes crude limericks can be really fun.
When I was a kid I’d always choose Blanka
He looked so much cooler than Edmond Honda
One part human, one part beast
Wild hair, sharp pointy teeth
Whatever you do, don’t splash him with water
Hahaha. Very nice, very nice, thanks.
I hope people can see this limerick was not just smooth when pronounced, but also held something comically enjoyable. Which means Lobelia wrote a well executed and proper limerick.
GJ
Ah, this is kind of rough, but I like what you’re saying. If you could clean it up a little bit, that would be awesome. 
There once was a fat man named Rufus
Who looked like a bit of a doofus
He’s friends with a slob
From Tekken called Bob
Two dudes chewing food 'til they’re toothless
Fatman E. Honda came to town,
but people dissed him and thought he was a clown.
Pulled a punk from a street,
Buttslammed him with his two cheeks,
and showed people how sumos get down.
-AntiShoto-
Rough on the edges, but it was worth. Big people gotta have some love, too…
Only Cable remains on my team,
hoping for that Air Hyper Viper Beam,
and then another guard break,
because my win streak is at stake,
gotta win and make the audience scream.
Ibuki and Makoto were kissin’
Doing things other people would be wishin’
Ibuki looked down below
She saw something grow
And I thank God there’s not a lot of SF fanfiction
:shake:
We all now 'bout that guy named Q.
Always making noises and grunts at you.
Playing keep away all day,
Scaring the little kids away,
I know I wanna be part of his crew!
I want in on this.
One day I tried to use Gief.
His play style caused all sorts of grief.
Could not land a hit
Or 360 worth shit.
I won’t play again as that queef! :arazz:
Thoughts? :wonder:
^lmao too good. 
Nice.
The second and fifth line match, but the first line fits the others roughly due to where the emphasis lands, which makes it staggered. It would probably flow better if you switch Day to Evening or Morning or Weekend or something with two syllables.
As a minor side note, in the second line “all sorts of” is able to flow if you force it, so it’s fine. But you could smooth it with two syllables, like “lots of”.
But yeah, it’s a good one. gj
Thanks! :tup::bgrin:
Thanks for the tips man. :tup:
I just randomly stumbled into this part of the forum early this morning 'cause I couldn’t get to sleep. There’s a lot I’ve been missing out on.
hit up the arcade and hope i dont suck
go to the change machine to cash a quick buck
hope my damn monies dont get stuck
beat niggas down… yang FTW
lesson is dont money match me in 3rd strike again
jus my little input 4 the thread. edits would be kool:tup:
HAHAHA the first one is hilarious, best one ouf of em all