Favorite #SRKGD quotes

Are you still in the “truth” even after all the bullshit you’ve been through Parry?

Astounding.

Holy fuck, KZ getting beastlier like his t-shirt sizes. Way to beast son. Dropping hate like his parachute pants.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

You best be joking.

Well then… I suppose this is a case well rested. Welcome to the wonderful land of Sin, Parry! How did your Elders take it? (Provided those from your former congregation actually did their job and kept tabs on you… or talked to you… or recognized you were an actual human being and not some figment of their imagination.)

Just stopped going and slid away dude. That way I keep my family talking to me.

I haven’t been for years… you slow.

[20:32] <@Ever> BF YOU FAGGOT
[20:33] <Derez-> this is a pre emptive stfu bleet
[20:33] <Derez-> you son of a bitch, i hate you
[20:33] <Derez-> every my nig, good night
[20:33] * Bleetness was kicked by ducky (FOR DEREZ)
[20:33] * Bleetness (~fmkyo209@adsl-76-196-65-55.dsl.skt2ca.sbcglobal.net) has joined #srkgd
[20:33] <Derez-> lol <3
[20:34] * ducky sets mode: +v Derez-

Ok…That wasnt funny…

STFU Bleet, your opinion never counts. :arazz:

Orton sucks.

Neither does yours mexican.
Reno:Stfu, You cant post in this thread anymore!

[15:23] <whiteninj> columbians are delicious
[15:23] <nasir> dasrik is columbian. nuff said.
[15:24] <whiteninj> exactly
[15:24] <nasir> …
[15:24] <whiteninj> he taught me how to shit properly
[15:24] <nasir> meh, i wont even go there
[15:24] <@Fenrir> lol thats goin in the srkgd thread…

[1:29pm] * @[Parry] hugs Bleet
[1:29pm] <+Bleetness> Its because you’re french
[1:29pm] * @[Parry] slips his hand down Bleets pants
[1:29pm] <+Bleetness> Hot
[1:29pm] <+Bleetness> <3
[1:29pm] * +Bleetness sticks his tongue in parry’s ear
[1:29pm] <@[Parry]> this is
[1:29pm] <@[Parry]> really gay

[1:33pm] <+Bleetness> Were one medal away from china
[1:34pm] <@NotEver> mexico has that many gold medals?

[23:48] <Viscant> KYLE
[23:48] <Viscant> are you watching the olympics
[23:48] <Viscant> shawne johnson on tv right now
[23:48] <Viscant> a statue of her…IN BUTTER
[23:48] <Viscant> i don’t know whether to fuck it or eat it
[23:48] <nasir> if u fuck it, it’ll be smooth
[23:49] <WKMadden> i don’t even want to think about that
[23:49] <WKMadden> sex with a statue made of butter
[23:49] <WKMadden> christ that’s disgusting
[23:49] <Viscant> it sounds pretty good actually
[23:49] <Viscant> cause warm butter has that nice feel
[23:49] <WKMadden> that’s so gross
[23:49] <Viscant> and once you get friction going it’d just heat up
[23:49] <Viscant> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[23:49] <WKMadden> and melt
[23:49] <Viscant> science experiment time
[23:49] <Viscant> brb
[23:50] * Viscant is now known as JayBUTTER
[23:50] <WKMadden> oh god

:’(

[12:46] <Bleetness> I think persona told me it wasnt possible
[12:46] <Bleetness> Because the koforever crew except for angelfreak and a few others
[12:46] <@ducky> i’m sure you think a lot of things aren’t possible
[12:46] <Bleetness> Used hexeditors
[12:47] <@ducky> because you are mexican
[12:47] <@ducky> like
[12:47] <Bleetness> …
[12:47] <Bleetness> You’re stupi
[12:47] <Bleetness> stupid*
[12:47] <@ducky> getting off welfare
[12:47] <Bleetness> Being mexican would make alot of things possible
[12:47] <Bleetness> Hahahaha
[12:47] <Bleetness> <3
[12:47] <@ducky> yeah
[12:47] <@ducky> like getting on welfare and staying on it for 20 years
[12:47] <Bleetness> Thats my aunt you’re talking about

[12:48] <@ducky> man
[12:48] <Bleetness> …
[12:48] <@ducky> that’s classic
[12:48] <Bleetness> Its just a fuckin T5 stick basically
[12:48] <Bleetness> Is it?
[12:48] <@ducky> you admit your aunt has been on welfare for 20 years lol
[12:48] <Bleetness> One sec
[12:48] <Bleetness> No
[12:48] <Bleetness> She seriously has
[12:48] <Bleetness> Dude no one likes her
[12:49] <Bleetness> She comes to your house and jst talks shit about your house
[12:49] <Bleetness> When she lives in a trailer
[12:49] <Bleetness> And keeps popping out babies for more money
[12:49] <@JaeHoon> nah bleet
[12:49] <@JaeHoon> that doesnt work now
[12:49] <Bleetness> Yea its just a fuckin t5 stick
[12:49] <@JaeHoon> they only pay her for 2
[12:49] <Bleetness> Oh?
[12:49] <Bleetness> She’s fucked then
[12:49] * _Green (~a@CPE001a706acfdb-CM000a735f6ee6.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) Quit
[12:49] <@JaeHoon> after that they tell you to fuck off

LOL! i miss that place sometimes.

[12:00] <+BalloonFt> jeeebs: shawn johnson is coming to san diego for a gymnastics demo, im gonna go meet her and ask her out. if i get a date with her i get $200 from another friend, and nutsack pics from lothar
[12:01] <+BalloonFt> hence my goal is to get lothar nut pics
[12:01] <+BalloonFt> wish me luck
[12:01] <+BalloonFt> lol
[12:01] <+BalloonFt> i just read that
[12:01] <+BalloonFt> and made myself laugh
[12:01] <@norcalduy> you arent gettin that date
[12:01] <@ducky> …
[12:01] <@norcalduy> this mixed game on stars is sorta cool
[12:01] <+BalloonFt> IM GOING TO GET LOTHARS NUT PICS IF IT KILLS ME
[12:01] <@ducky> why is your goal to get pics of his nuts
[12:01] <@ducky> you are a fucking faggot
[12:02] <+BalloonFt> <BalloonFt> jeeebs: shawn johnson is coming to san diego for a gymnastics demo, im gonna go meet her and ask her out. if i get a date with her i get $200 from another friend, and nutsack pics from lothar
[12:02] <JbsOut> <@ducky> you are a fucking faggot
[12:02] <+BalloonFt> lothy said if i get a date he’ll take pics of his nuts
[12:02] <JbsOut> <@ducky> you are a fucking faggot
[12:02] <@ducky> you are a fucking faggot
[12:02] <+BalloonFt> sooo, if i get lothys nut pics
[12:02] <+BalloonFt> it means
[12:02] <@ducky> you are a fucking faggot
[12:02] <+BalloonFt> i got a date with shawn john
[12:02] <+BalloonFt> scoreeee
[12:02] <@ducky> so you are more concerned with the nut pics?
[12:03] <+BalloonFt> nah but i can look at it 2 ways
[12:03] <+BalloonFt> get the nut pics
[12:03] <@ducky> why don’t you take pictures of yourself with shawn? wouldn’t that be better?
[12:03] <+BalloonFt> or just get the date
[12:03] <+BalloonFt> BUT
[12:03] <+BalloonFt> if i get the nut pics
[12:03] <+BalloonFt> that means i get the date anyway
[12:03] <@ducky> WHY WOULD YOU WANT THE NUT PICS?!?!?
[12:03] <+BalloonFt> CUZ IT MEANS MY GOAL WOULD BE ACCOMPLISHED
[12:03] <@ducky> I WOULD JUST WANT THE DATE
[12:03] <@ducky> WHAT
[12:03] <@ducky> THE
[12:03] <@ducky> FUCK
[12:03] <+BalloonFt> BUT THEN I CAN MAKE
[12:03] <+BalloonFt> AN AVATAR
[12:03] <+BalloonFt> SAYING
[12:03] <@ducky> damn you are fucking gay
[12:03] <+BalloonFt> “I HAVE LOTHARS NUT PICS”
[12:03] <+BalloonFt> !quote souporman fail
[12:03] <@Parry> Qu0tes Found With "souporman fail":14 315
[12:03] <+BalloonFt> !quote 315
[12:03] <@Parry> Qu0te 315:14 <souporman> trust me kz, when you get a man’s penis on film, it’s worth failing a class or two.
[12:03] <@ducky> then you are going to make an avatar to tell SRK about your gayness
[12:03] <+BalloonFt> soup knows, soup knows
[12:04] <+BalloonFt> i miss soup too
[12:04] <white|usa> fggt
[12:04] <white|usa> missing other men
[12:04] <JbsOut> lolol
[12:04] <JbsOut> <@ducky> you are a fucking faggot
[12:04] <+BalloonFt> date with shawn + $200 + nut pics
[12:04] <+BalloonFt> damn
[12:04] <+BalloonFt> would be the greatest day ever
[12:05] <@Parry> WOW
[12:05] <@Parry> Loth is a camping faggot
[12:05] <+BalloonFt> lmao
[12:05] <@ducky> i still don’t see why the nut pics are the most important out of those 3
[12:05] <@ducky> but
[12:05] <@ducky> it shows where your priorities lie
[12:05] <white|usa> loth practicing that east coast turtling
[12:05] <+BalloonFt> nah date with shawn is deffff most important
[12:06] <+BalloonFt> but i think it would be many funny to make lothar take pics
[12:06] <+BalloonFt> of his ballsack
[12:06] <JbsOut> <@ducky> you are a fucking faggot
[12:06] <@ducky> you are a fucking faggot
[12:07] <@ducky> insom level faggotry
[12:07] <white|usa> damn
[12:07] <white|usa> no recovering from that

My nuts => srs business

[16:46] <Bleetness> Hey
[16:46] <Bleetness> I love you man <3
[16:47] <@Parry> <3
[16:47] * Bleetness was kicked by ducky (…but we don’t love you.)
[16:47] * Bleetness (Bleetness@c-76-29-165-176.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #srkgd
[16:47] <@Parry> I get frustrated at my lack of talent in drawing sometimes
[16:48] <@ducky> i get frustrated by the lack of heterosexuality in this channel sometimes
[16:50] <@Parry> I have no idea what you are talking about
[16:50] <Bleetness> Ducky
[16:50] <@Parry> so anyone for gay sex?
[16:50] <Bleetness> Stop lying
[16:50] <+BalloonFt> TITS
[16:50] <+BalloonFt> VAGINA
[16:50] <@Parry> ohhhhhh
[16:50] <Bleetness> You know you love me
[16:50] <@ducky> man i hate you guys