<Insom-> WELCOME BACK JAY
<Insom-> i’m eating meat right now
<Insom-> in your honor
<+BalloonFt> whats his name
<DropOff> duh his name is meat
<@Viscant> i had greek today
<DropOff> what was his name?
<Insom-> jay try not to pass out and get shit on your leg again
<@Viscant> THAT’S THE ONLY TIME THAT’S EVER HAPPENED
<JeeebuZzZ> what
<JeeebuZzZ> the
<JeeebuZzZ> fuck
<+Balloon> OMG
<+Balloon> TRY NOT TO LAUGH AT THIS
<+Balloon> A 16-year-old boy was arrested last night after the FBI believed he had plans to hijack a plane and crash it into a Hannah Montana concert.
<+Balloon> THE FBI BELIEVED A 16 YEAR OLD WAS GOING TO HIJACK A PLANE AND CRASH IT INTO A HANNAH MONTANA CONCERT
<+Balloon> LOL
<epsilon_> lol
<epsilon_> hhahah
<Gasp> is hannah montana okay?
<TRTerror> marn knocked some fraggle up?
<MaRN-> i went to walmart today and got them pills
<MaRN-> IT’S BEEN DONE
<MaRN-> PLAN B HAS BEEN INITIATED
<MaRN-> she was like what’s this for?
<MaRN-> and im like just take it
<MaRN-> and she’s like …you have to take it too
<MaRN-> so i took one for the team
<rsigley> i was like, marn and i can’t raise this child alone
<rsigley> we did it marn
<rsigley> we fucking did it man
<MaRN-> what?
<rsigley> we avoided pregnancy
<@Pryde> i had a dream that TRTerror was a girl
<+insanelee> a hot girl?
<TRTerror> oooooh details
<TRTerror> did i violate you?
<TRTerror> <3
TRTerror slaps Pryde around a bit with a large trout
<@Pryde> um…
<@Pryde> i just remember
<@Pryde> a girl
<@Pryde> black hair
<@Pryde> curvy figure
<@Pryde> cute smile
<@Pryde> that had a name tag that said toy bot terror
<@Pryde> and i was like wtf
<TRTerror> ahahaha
<TRTerror> im in your dreams
<@Pryde> no homo
<@Pryde> at least it wasn’t anything sexual
<@Pryde> you terrorized me in my dreams
<@Pryde> not cool
[17:46] <Insom-> i want OBAMA
[17:46] <quiche> i want obama too
[17:46] <Viscant> yeah well what happens if kfc goes out of business
[17:46] <quiche> but I do not want his nuts
[17:46] <Viscant> same shit, someone gets nuked
[17:46] <quiche> colonel sanders has the bomb?
[17:46] <BalloonFt> or what if theres a watermelon strike
[17:46] <Insom-> obama will definitely win louisiana
[17:46] <quiche> lol
[17:46] <BalloonFt> or kool aid goes bankrupt
[17:46] <Insom-> due to black ppl
[17:46] <quiche> that’s the thing about obama
[17:46] <quiche> he’s not really black
[17:46] <Viscant> yeah but it’s funnier that way
[17:47] <Insom-> yeah he’s not descended from slaves at all
[17:47] <BalloonFt> hes the eps of presidential candidates
[17:47] <quiche> he drinks evian and eats turkey sandwiches on whole weat w/ mayo
[17:47] <Insom-> his dad was actually from africa
[17:47] <Viscant> yeah that’s too white for me even
[17:47] <quiche> i bet he doesn’t even know what grape drank is
[17:48] <quiche> like, if you put him in front of an mvc2 cab, he wouldn’t even pick gambit
[17:48] <quiche> that’s how not-black he is
<+NovacDS> i’m so glad evilsamurai is gone
<@IronJae> lol
<@IronJae> evilsmaurai isnt to evil
<@quiche> srsly ds
<+NovacDS> when’s the ban coming
<@quiche> what the fuck is wrong with that guy?
<@quiche> he’s been getting on my nerves for weeks
<+NovacDS> he’s a fucking retard
<+NovacDS> he’s jae lite
<@quiche> yeah but somehow
<@quiche> even less educated
<+NovacDS> hahahaha
<+NovacDS> jae can back up his hate, evil can’t
<@IronJae> I dont obsess over midgets
<+NovacDS> hahahaha
<@IronJae> plus he cant bring the hate like I can
<@IronJae> but most people cant
<+NovacDS> evil tries to be too knowledgable when he can’t
<@quiche> no one can jae
<@quiche> besides
<@quiche> jae is like a cranky old man
<@quiche> he adds character
<@IronJae> I still lol @ quiche
<+NovacDS> exactly
<@IronJae> when they had the biggest hater thing on srk
<@IronJae> and quiche said I aint voting
<@IronJae> jae isnt on there
<@quiche> lol srsly
<@quiche> no one hates like jae
<@IronJae> sep won
<@IronJae> sep is cool but he is like hate lite
<@quiche> he’s not even hate
<@quiche> like if hate was coffee
<@quiche> he’d be an empty bottle of folgers crystal
<@quiche> no hate
<@quiche> and never any real hate in him at any point
<@IronJae> I backup my hate
<@quiche> whereas jae is dark roasted ethiopian blend
<@IronJae> I had a launch Wii
<@IronJae> and I can honestly say the Wiimote is better used as gag gift for a gay guy then a controller
<+NovacDS> insom is that gay guy
[15:32] <@ducky> you gotta watch those asians… they try to take over everything because small penises make them feel inferior
[15:32] <@ducky> they need to compensate
[15:32] <white|CHN> yeah ducky how’s that feel?
[15:32] <+Derez-> you’re asian ducky
[15:32] <@ducky> i consider myself filipino
[15:32] <white|CHN> lol…
[15:32] <@ducky> i have my own bubble on standardized tests
[15:32] <white|CHN> a “different” kind of asian
[15:32] <+Derez-> every viet i’ve ever met doesnt consider filipino’s asian
[15:32] <@ducky> yeah, i mixed with a few things
[15:33] <@ducky> filipino’s are the mexicans of asia
[15:33] <white|CHN> flips are asians
[15:33] <@ParryP> where are filipinos
[15:33] <white|CHN> japan owned them too
[15:33] <@ParryP> from
[15:33] <@ParryP> filipia?
[15:33] <@ducky> …
[15:33] <white|CHN> damn parry is mad racist
[15:33] <+Derez-> you’re not serious parry
[15:33] <@ParryP> I DON’T KNOW
[15:33] <white|CHN> damn parry is mad racist
[15:33] <+Derez-> you’re not serious parry
[15:33] <@ParryP> I DON’T KNOW
[15:33] <@ParryP> I’M BEING SERIOUS
[15:33] <white|CHN> YOU IGNANT
[15:33] <white|CHN> YOU IGNANT
[15:33] <@ParryP> oh
[15:33] <+Derez-> i’m moving to canada
[15:33] <+Derez-> hotter womenz
[15:33] <@ParryP> the philipiansans
[15:33] <@ParryP> islands?
[15:34] <white|CHN> i can believe that americans like parry exist
[15:34] <white|CHN> but they do
[15:34] <@ducky> lol