<Bleetness> I dont like krispy kreme
<Ex_Matt2> thats odd
<Ex_Matt2> I woulda thought a fatass like yourself would eat them by the dozen
I dont like krispy kreme though!
Im the one that says MOWINLAWN
<14MOWINLAWN> eps
[6:22pm] <13@Vistud> i didn’t get that
[6:22pm] <14MOWINLAWN> I bet oprha
[6:22pm] <14MOWINLAWN> oprah
[6:22pm] <14Ex_Matt> honestly who are u trying to fool
[6:22pm] <14TheReno> OPRHA
[6:22pm] <14MOWINLAWN> has a bigger dick than you
[6:22pm] <14TheReno> ORCA
[6:22pm] <14TheReno> ORCA
[6:22pm] <14Ex_Matt> just shtu the fuck up
[6:22pm] <14Ex_Matt> LO
[6:22pm] <14TheReno> I LOVE ORCAS
[6:22pm] <13@Vistud> oprah would whoop that ass
[6:22pm] <14Ex_Matt> L
[6:22pm] <13@Vistud> have you seen that bitch’s guns?
[6:22pm] <14MOWINLAWN> EPS
[6:22pm] <14epsilon_> oprah doesnt have a penis
[6:22pm] <14MOWINLAWN> OPRAH HAS A BIGGER DICK THAN YOU
[6:22pm] <14epsilon_> she just has an abnormally long clitorus
Sorry for those blocks, Its from invision.
<InfinityP> he’s going the distance!
<InfinityP> he’s going for speeeed!
<Viscant> quality song
<Viscant> i remember i was 17 and getting a ride home from my friend mark’s mom
<InfinityP> i should listen to that when i go running
<Viscant> she was singing that song really loudly
<Viscant> and didn’t know what it mean
<Viscant> *meant
<Viscant> i didn’t have the heart to tell her
<InfinityP> you should have showed her
<Viscant> good point
<m00b> what’s that other cake song
<m00b> with something about a jack
<InfinityP> short skirt long jacket?
<m00b> yeah that’s it
<Viscant> i know a kitty who’s trying to go by karen again
<Viscant> i just laugh at her now
<Viscant> cake ruined her life
<Masha> what did it mean?
<InfinityP> she ate too much
<InfinityP> and now she’s fat
<Masha> going the distance
<InfinityP> and nobody likes fat people
<Masha> what did it mean?
<InfinityP> lol
<Viscant> lol
<InfinityP> think about it masha
<Masha> sounded like it was about racing
<Masha> lol
<InfinityP> haha
<m00b> so young
<m00b> and uncorrupted
<m00b> naive
<Masha> wtf
<Masha> whats it about then?
<m00b> except he probably gets more sex than i do
<Masha> its about fucking?
<Viscant> it’s about masturbation
- m00b runs away crying
<Masha> lol
<Masha> hold up ill look up the lyrics
<Viscant> The arena is empty except for one man,
<Viscant> Still driving and striving as fast as he can
<Viscant> The sun has gone down and the moon has come up,
<Viscant> And long ago somebody left with the cup,
<Viscant> But he’s driving and striving and hugging the turns,
<Viscant> And thinking of someone for whom he still burns.
<InfinityP> hahaha
<Masha> i dont see the connection
<m00b> sigh
<m00b> your mind
<InfinityP> omg masha
<m00b> not perverted enough
<Viscant> He’s going the distance.
<Viscant> He’s going for speed.
<Viscant> She’s all alone, all alone in her time of need.
<InfinityP> how old are you?
<Masha> 18
<m00b> losing…
<Viscant> No trophy, no flowers, no flash bulbs, no wine.
<Viscant> He’s haunted by something he cannot define.
<Viscant> Bowel shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse,
<Viscant> Assail him, impale him with monster truck force.
<Viscant> In his mind he’s still driving, still making the grade.
<Viscant> She’s hoping time that her memories will fade,
<m00b> my patience…
<Viscant> Cause he’s racing and pacing and plotting the course,
<Viscant> He’s fighting and biting and riding on his horse.
<m00b> can’t go… on… /end Shatner
<Masha> cuz man he didnt win the race
<Viscant> …
<Masha> cuz he sucks ass
<Masha> but hes still trying
<Masha> lol
<Masha> thats what i see
<InfinityP> lol
<m00b> you’re obviously not a man
<Viscant> sigh
<m00b> get outta here woman
<m00b> go have sex
<m00b> with your lesbian
<Masha> lol
<Viscant> he lost “the cup” (girlfriend) to someone else
<Viscant> but in his mind he’s still racing (fucking) her
<Viscant> and he’s going the distance
<Viscant> he’s going for speed
<m00b> GOING FOR SPEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
<Masha> but it says shes alone
<Masha> lo
<Masha> l
<Viscant> and 90 seconds later he’s going to be asleep
<Viscant> with kleenex around him
<Masha> haha it doesnt say anything about that
<Viscant> that’s how it ends when i go the distance
<m00b> i don’t think it’s a topless revue
<m00b> just a… revue
<m00b> anyway
<m00b> why bother
<m00b> you can go to a nice strp club
<m00b> for probably as much as teh tickets cost
<m00b> he’s going the distance
- JaeHoon changes topic to ‘<@Vistud> fuck this channel, i’m gonna jack off now <BalloonFi> c-ya in 20 seconds’
<m00b> he’s going for speeeeed
<JaeHoon> m00b
<JaeHoon> how coincedental
<m00b> yeah
<m00b> lol
<m00b> i was just gonna say that
<Masha> id rock a wife beater if i didnt have man boobeh
srkgd after knowing I’m awake after I said I was gone
<JaeHoon> he just posted about mashas man boobs in the srkgd favorite quote thread
<JaeHoon> so he is paying attention
<knuuckles> its terrible to tell the truth
<m00b> lol
<m00b> did he really?
<JaeHoon> yes
<JaeHoon> he did
<Jeeebus> hahahaha
<Jeeebus> fuckin parry
<JaeHoon> OC tell me
<Masha> haha oh noes
<JaeHoon> how did Blanka lose
<Jeeebus> ParryGone my ass
Never trust the French.
ParryBed my ass…
Parry afk for a while…
[11:14:53pm] <+m00b> every time it reads “parry’s wife”
[11:14:55pm] <+m00b> a .wav plays
[11:14:59pm] <+m00b> and he’s like…
[11:15:00pm] <Masha> lol
[11:15:05pm] <Masha> PEWWWN
[11:15:06pm] <Masha> he runs
[11:15:06pm] <+m00b> “those fuckers are talking about my wife”
[11:15:09pm] <@JaySOB> i bet the reason he’s so sad
[11:15:10pm] <@JaeHoon> everytime I read parrys wife
[11:15:11pm] <+ParryGONE> IT KEEP PLAYING THE BY MENEN THEME
[11:15:12pm] <@JaySOB> is because she cosplays
[11:15:14pm] <+ParryGONE> STOP SAYING PARRYS WIFE
… Parry afk for more…
[11:17:26pm] <+ParryGONE> I’m seriously
[11:17:27pm] <+ParryGONE> going to bed
[11:17:39pm] <+m00b> Viscant called you ugly
[11:17:40pm] <+m00b> lol
[11:17:41pm] <@NotEver> i wanna fuck nessa up the ass
[11:17:42pm] <@JaeHoon> like clockwork
[11:17:42pm] <@JaySOB> ?
[11:17:44pm] <@JaySOB> horrible
[11:17:48pm] <+ParryGONE> I am ugly compared to my wife
[11:17:52pm] <@JaeHoon> it can be 4 in the morning
[11:17:52pm] <@NotEver> haha
[11:17:53pm] <+ParryGONE> but I’m still the sex
[11:17:54pm] <@JaeHoon> you say nessa
[11:17:56pm] <@NotEver> there he is
[11:17:58pm] <@JaeHoon> jay shows up magically
[11:18:03pm] <+m00b> lol
[11:18:08pm] <+ParryGONE> Night for realz
[11:18:11pm] <+m00b> later
[11:18:13pm] ParryGONE (sfg@host-216-79-206-165.shv.bellsouth.net) is now known as ParryBED
45 minutes later… quotes Masha on his man boobs.
<Viscant> it’s kind of hard to describe
<VSLASH> his one fist is closed
<Viscant> i was reading in sex self help section in borders
<VSLASH> and the other is open
<Viscant> not like i need help or anything
<Viscant> but i always try to improve on perfection
<Viscant> anyways
<Viscant> this book was talking about how some men can repeat
<VSLASH> I want to get the pose right
<Viscant> so i tried that, loaded up some my friend’s hot mom porn
<Viscant> and went for a doubleheader
<Viscant> my cock was like “WTF”
<Viscant> my wrist is tired
<Viscant> and i have a headache
<DSP-> repeat
<DSP-> what does that mean
<Viscant> shoot twice
<Reg> i think he means
<Reg> in a row
<DSP-> wtf
<Viscant> yeah
<DSP-> how does that work
<DSP-> lol
<DSP-> i dont get it
<TG> I can go like 4 times but it gets weaker every time
<Viscant> yeah it was kinda painful
<Viscant> i did all the warmup exercises and everything
<TG> I stay as hard but the blast weakens
DSP doesn’t get it…
no wonder the women haven’t flocked.
…
Now THAT… was some shit I didn’t need to see.
LMMFAO!!! “i stay as hard but the blast weakens” now thats some funny shit
[12:37:01pm] <phae> party at phae’s house
[12:37:03pm] <phae> she’s sick
[12:37:13pm] <phae> so the only solution is to drink it out 
[12:38:41pm] <m00b> Are there gonna be girls there?
[12:38:41pm] <Bleetness> lol
[12:38:49pm] <phae> …
[12:38:52pm] <phae> i’m the only girl
[12:39:04pm] <phae> i just need a few drinking buddies atm
[12:39:07pm] <@JaeHoon> sausage fest for the fail
[12:39:07pm] <Billiam> furry
[12:39:13pm] <phae> because the only way i know to fight being sick
[12:39:17pm] <phae> is by drinking til puking
[12:39:47pm] <Bleetness> or you can go to the doctor
[12:39:48pm] <Bleetness> 
[12:39:51pm] <phae> it’s a COLD
[12:39:58pm] <phae> who the fuck goes to the doctor for a fucking cold
[12:40:00pm] <@cka> you’re not a girl
[12:40:02pm] <Bleetness> cornflakes
[12:40:04pm] <phae> pussy bitches
[12:40:06pm] <Bleetness> are good
[12:40:14pm] <Bleetness> rice krispies
[12:40:14pm] <rsigley> i never been to the doctor once in my life
[12:40:15pm] <rsigley> i’m a real man
[12:40:16pm] <phae> it’s a cold you fucking sit there and be sick for two days
[12:40:22pm] <rsigley> i don’t got none of those vaccinations like MMR
[12:40:25pm] <m00b> =
[12:40:25pm] <phae> cka- how am i not a girl?
[12:40:30pm] <@cka> cause
[12:40:31pm] <Bleetness> I once had a cold for 2 weeks
[12:40:35pm] <phae> cause what
[12:40:36pm] <@cka> you got man plumbing
[12:40:40pm] <Bleetness> lol
[12:40:40pm] <phae> no i don’t lol
[12:40:41pm] <@JaeHoon> lol
[12:40:45pm] <m00b> lol
[12:40:48pm] <@cka> the last time I was at the doctor, they tagged me with having SARS
[12:40:50pm] <phae> ok
[12:40:56pm] <@cka> go me
[12:41:05pm] <phae> this chan is gay because it always winds up being “OMG PHAE HI LOLOL U SUX CUZ UR A GRL”
[12:41:10pm] <phae> bye
[12:41:13pm] [12:41:13pm] phae ~weknowdra@user-12ldq5t.cable.mindspring.com has Quit iRC (I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n 2.0 Build 3515)
You should watch this phae
http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/8bitdnd.html
<Kai_> Viscant
<Kai_> did i tell you about my friend
<Viscant> ?
<Kai_> i think you’d enjoy it
<Kai_> his mother died when he was young
<Kai_> so his father hasnt been in the dating game for a while
<Kai_> he’s like 60 now
<Kai_> so he’s dating this 50 yo new york chick now
<Viscant> …did he date a cosplayer
<Kai_> she has an adopted asian daughter
<Kai_> who’s rumored to be hot and cosplay
<m00b> Anyone know anything about vector drawings?
<Kai_> so i’m trying to convince that friend
<Kai_> that it’s his duty to please that booty
<Viscant> …
<Kai_> am i right
<Viscant> that’s like…incest
<Viscant> and awful
<Viscant> at the same time
<Viscant> it’s incest, which is something i like
<Viscant> and cosplay, which is something jesus doesn’t like
<Viscant> i think i have to agree with jesus here
[8:43pm] <NotEver> what cosplay gram jay?
[8:45pm] <@Viscant> YOU SENT ME THAT
[8:45pm] <@Viscant> i got the mail this morning
[8:45pm] <@Viscant> and saw an official letter from FasTrak customer service
[8:45pm] <@Viscant> i was like “hrm…what could this be?”
[8:45pm] <@Viscant> i open it up to see
[8:45pm] <NotEver> op me
[8:46pm] <@Viscant> “this cosplay gram brought to you by the owner of yuna.leonhart.net”
[8:46pm] <@NotEver> hahaha
[8:46pm] <@Viscant> and i stand at the mailbox and scream out
[8:46pm] <@NotEver> damn
[8:46pm] <@Viscant> “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
<Irennicus> I just skull fucked my cat.
<LothIam> Pics.
Haha damn! Wonder if he did it like vader.
I just read this and I think it deserves to be in here.
Posted by “Azrael” in "My girl is preg, what should I do?
<A convo I had with one of my friends seems relevant here now.
Friend: So, I fucked my girl without a condom again last night…
Me: Dude…
Friend: Yeah, I know! It’s so bad. Of course I don’t want her to get pregnant.
Me: Then you need to be more careful. What if she comes to you one day and is like "I’m preg-"
Friend: Shin…SHORYUKEN!>
ROFL
What on earth does this have to do with #srkgd? And it’s not even funny. what a waste.
Agreed. That guy fails.
Apologies Captain Planet for finding something funny. I didn’t realise the # was there, thought it was just srkgd. But next time I be gay I’ll make sure to stick it in your ass ok?
You make it sound like it’s my fault your a fucking dumbass.