So the father was pregnant too?
You cant cook LSD. This had to be not only post purchase contamination but also post cooking contamination.
It’s an LSD miracle!
Which begs the question: why on earth would you eat meat from Walmart? That’s just fucking disgusting in it’s own right.
Well, you know: buy one, get one free.
This is precisely why I’m a proponent of commas preceding the word “and” before the final item in a list.
To avoid looking it up, why can’t you cook LSD? What would happen?
Maybe there was enough traces of it on the styrofoam trey/wrapper that they placed on it once it was done cooking(I know it’s not sanitary to do so but have seen a lot of people do this when they bbq).
I’m pretty sure the family will sue Walmart as soon as the baby shows ANY abnormalities… or when he’s just slow.
That’s better
So wait they are complaining about free drugs?
People these days…
so what are the odds they put this there themselves, like the couple who found the finger in the wendy’s chili, awhile back
There’s a big difference between buying a cut off finger from a guy while pretending Wendy’s put it in your food, and giving your pregnant wife drugs while claiming Wal Mart put it in your food. You don’t need to go that far in order to bag a lawsuit.
To be honest, it’s more intuitive that all of the whack ass, unlikely stories that could only barely have happened would be more likely.
having taken LSD before, the last thing i’d ever consider doing would be to dose a 9 month pregnant wife and 2 little kids. while also on acid.
Seems like it could be high, well if its LSD and not the Ergot fungus.
Too bad that Ergot only grows on grains, and tbh I don’t think that animals that eat contaminated feed would magically pass to fungus on to the meat.
LSD does not simply survive being blasted in the oven but if they didn’t cook it that much it could happen I guess.
If it’s blue rare steak then couldn’t the LSD have survived intact? Over half of the steak would probably not have gotten over 120 degrees.
That’s what you get for shopping at Wal-Mart.
name a store that dose not do that.
rock bottom prices, my nig.
I’m sure there’s some bitter Wal=Mart employee who saw this and is laughing his ass off in the back saying to his friends who work there, “We got away with it!”