Exploding toilet leaves Brooklyn man with shrapnel wounds, afraid to flush

They are fairly common in old NYC apartments. My uncle still has one.

Shiiit you think this is bad? Go to china. Everything explodes there. From toilets, to rolling computer chairs and porta-potties. No ass is safe in China.

Yeah, I read that one news story years ago about the person who was killed when the hydraulic cylinder of an office chair exploded and sent shrapnel into their ass like a landmine. That’s pretty fucked up.

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1433/liz3.png

that picture is gold

I KNEW THE DAY EXPLOSIVE TURDS WERE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE EARTH WOULD COME!

(at the bar)

toilet man: "bartender, can i get a whiskey straight please"
random lady:"hi, if you dont mind me asking, how did you get that scar on your face?"
toilet man:"its crazy, but my toilet literally exploded in my face"
random lady:"OMG HOW, WHAT, WHY"
toilet man:"i know right. well they say…(gets caught off)
random lady:“i mean, did you get shit on your face too. did it explode in your mouth? was shit in your mouth and on your face?“
toilet man:”… -_-”

Third picture makes him look like mike tyson.

I think it’s justified when toilets are already rebellious, splashin water on us and shit.

He really put a string on that handle and took a picture.

Without even looking who posted and seeing that picture, I instinctively KNEW that it was from Auto.

Just more proof that toilets go against nature.

what a shitty situation, I couldnt stomach dealing with something like that…unbowelievable

Upper deckers for the rest of his life

You’d use a string to flush your toilet, too, if the bowl exploded in your asshole.

must be a hassle for double flushers

Did one of his roommates or someone visiting his house like for a party go before him?

Like they do that shit about “I’m about to drop a bomb in here!”
& who expects someone to take that literally?! serious shitheads dropping bombs for real :bluu:

Read the story. Now he’s definitely not watching Morpheus save Neo in that bathroom fight scene anymore either.

What happens when the toilet clogs?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo

Judging from the angle the man is pulling the rope from, he’s going to end up yanking the entire flush valve right out and experience flooding pretty soon.

that django pic is just toooooo GDLK