EVO 2014. Let's get faded

I wonder how people ever settled beef before twitch.tv and YouTube!!!?
The stuff of Legend…

Is there a worse ownage than that JR vs Gootecks Fto10? I am genuinely curious.

Also on a scale from sex with Jessica Alba to Sepukku, how bad did he do?

I guess they never really settled beef before…?

It would explain why beef lasted 3+ years back then.

Lol. Good one.

09ers won’t understand

Beef was settled by playing street fighter 4 in the parking lot for things as simple as a sandwich

All talk. Beat him with someone other than Chun/Yun.

Honestly, I don’t think you can. That’s why you’re making a thread, so Metric and your other girlfriends can stroke your cock from here all the way to evo.

How about instead you keep things civil and don’t let the hype do all the talking for you. What are you, some kind of sell out?

LOL

Either you really overestimate master scrub or you’re super duper high right now.

And once again, you just wave it aside. If you want your “fists to do all the talking” maybe you should set up the match with JR via PMs and not let your girlfriends hype it for you. You have all your new japanese friends now. Why not have one of them ask JR for you?

Forcing us to sit here and read page after page of a bunch of new players talk about you like you’re a god must get kind of embarassing, no? You’re in Japan getting an education but every other day you come back here asking to get your boots licked.

I have no contact with JR. He ignores me at all costs. And banned me from his YouTube.

Your excuse crybaby shit doesn’t phase me. I can beat you with any almost any character but my challenge wasn’t to you unless you want it?

You feel like becoming a man? I won’t use chun vs you either. You’re not ready for the major leagues kid.

Also my yun sucks. Like my 8th best character lol.

Dude, become a man? We’re playing a fucking video game, you dweeb.
Crybaby excuse shit? What are you 7?
It’s easy to say you can beat me with any character when most of the experience you’ve had against me was playing Urien unblockables or Chun li keepaway. Legit strats I’m sure but they don’t have you rely on much more than what the game gives you and it’s a lot easier for you to win when all you need to do is stay away long enough to stock a meter and then pull out some training mode strat.

Funny you call me a crybaby excuse something or other yet the first you reply with is an excuse for why you need Metric and your other girlfriends to stroke you peen from here to evo. I know for a fact JR would play you for money if you got your girlfriends to lay off him between now and then but the thing with people like you is that you get your friends to harass the other player to give you the leg up. It’s just the kind of people you chose to surround yourself with. Grow up. Finish school and make something of yourself. You got your girl and that kid to think about. Cut the tough guy bullshit. Nobody knew who you were before you picked Chun Li. Acknowledge that before you try to talk more shit.

I don’t really watch your matches in Japan. I watched you play KO because he was the first notable player you’ve beaten. I’m sure he was going easy on you.

Don’t get me wrong, it’s not that I think your Yun is any good, I really wouldn’t know. Don’t really care either. It’s just that Yun and Chun deal large amounts of damage for very little effort and for all the shit you talk, I’d hope the little bit attention of I give you should be reciprocated with a little effort on your part.

annnnndd he’s lost.

They’re all going to get this Far Fierce! :nono:

No shit it’s a fucking game smart guy.

Its called talking shit. Obviously you got butthurt. Sorry. Dry your eyes. Everyone knows you’re a crybaby when you lose. Just accept it.

Jr is a scrub who thinks he’s a top player. He also dodges anyone who he knows he would lose to.

If you’re so sure he’ll play me then talk to him for me would you pal?

You are also a scrub who thinks youre much better than really are. Relax and don’t get so offended. If you’re than insecure about being called a scrub then prove me wrong next time we play. And don’t whimper and cry like a baby when you get raped. “turtle!” “runaway” “all you do is parry!” “all you do is press buttons”. What other excuse can you come up with bro? lol

I am a scrub too but I know I can beat you two guys.

Lol at KO going easy. You a funny guy guy man.

Still think “looking at my hands” is funny as shit.

I have no idea wtf you’re talking about dude.

Who the fuck said I’m a god? No one. I’m not even the best non Japanese player. Marko is like 10x better than me.

I’m not getting any education lol. Wtf I’m not at 3s college. You are wacko man.

Let’s hope you’re this lippy when we play next. Would be funny to punk you with any character BESIDES CHUN AND YUN. Lol

Lol, Dander is mad.

Then again, I would be too if I lost to Floe.

“I picked Ken, but it was too late, he was looking at my hands. It’ll be different on a H2H.”

Dander vs Metric undercard was the plan earlier. Both parties still down for that?

Whats Chun vs Gouki anyway? like 6-4? If they were on the same level the final result would be fairly close however i feel it’ll be more like 10 - 0 to Ryan

I’ll play him, but now, I’d honestly rather not. If he comes to EVO, I’ll play him, but if he’s losing to Floe, I don’t see it being any fun for me. Especially when this guy makes excuses for everything.

Couldn’t even take his loss to Floe like a man.

Dander won’t go to Evo. So that’s not gonna happen

Lol at I was no one until picked Chun. This guy is too much.

Maybe because I started with Urien and then switched to Chun because I don’t think Urien is fun. Your logic is really ass backwards.

Ok I have some funny suggestions. We can play at Super if it’s still there.

You use Chun and I’ll use Q or Alex. Easily 8-2 or even 9-1 matchups. I will still bust that ass.

Or better yet to save you embarrassment, let’s play Ken mirror. Everyone has loads of experience with this matchup right? So no excuses. Ken is your best right? It would be fun.

Lol at run away and build meter then pull out some training mode strat. You completely talk out of your ass man.

And dont talk any personal shit on here again. This is about 3rd strike and that’s it. 3rd Strike message board = we talk about 3rd Strike.