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For your viewing pleasure High level EGGS!!!11

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Damn!!! This egg goes all the way IN!! with this rainbow design SWAG!

OH SHIT! Can’t make an Egg without some scrambled in dis bitch

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<—Scrambled egg w/ cream cheese (I know right??..FUCK YEAH)

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Humpty Dumpty like a Boss!

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Poached eggs…This one is dedicated to my SRK haters who think my breakfast game is FREE…
Cleary it is not

And speaking of poached I can’t forget me some

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Poached Rhino (technically not an egg but of humpty dumpty lineage)

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Eggscellent?

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Chug bleach, please.

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Rhinos are related to eggs how?

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sheeesh, who put gems in your coffee

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Poached. I guess. I like rhinos, therefore I do not like this thread. Whoever made it is an asshole.

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Hard boiled, peeled, finish boiling in red wine for color and taste.

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Or poached in spinning boiling red wine for same effect.

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  1. Boil some delicious water.
  2. Grab a fuckin’ egg.
  3. Throw it in that water as hard as you can.
  4. Boil it up reeeeaaaaal good.
  5. Prepare a bowl of ice water with ice and water.
  6. Reach into the boiling water and grab that newly hardened egg.
  7. Slam it in the ice water like it’s nobodies business.
  8. Once it cools off, peel the bitch.
  9. Put it in a little baggy with mostly soy sauce and vinegar, but also some ginger, brown sugar and/or sake if you like.
  10. Open up the fridge and make some space, cuz that egg is going inside for a day.
  11. Do some shit.
  12. Come back tomorrow and cut that egg in half or slice it with an egg slicer.
  13. Lay that egg on a bowl of ramen or some rice.
  14. Prepare for sensual overload.
  15. Give me all your money.
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Sunny side up few.

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The other day I was thinking about how when I was a kid, I would have a boiled egg and two pieces of toast for breakfast. It all seemed so small. It made me want to cry.

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This is still better than that fucking rock thread in Prem.

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Did that thread end like this?

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If only.

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Hmm, thinking about having scrambled eggs tomorrow with hash browns. I haven’t had eggs in a long time.

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Every now and then I do a hash mash. It’s everything I have in my fridge that’s edible. Extra points if it’s about to go bad soon. Mix it with some eggs, rice, potatoes, soup, macaroni, spaghetti whatever I have sitting around in my fridge and it’s win. Throw some cheese on it and it’s almost as if it was meant to go together. :tup:

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Cooking eggs in wine is sacrilege. Unless you’re talking about vinegar. In that case, carry on, my bar eating brotha! :tup:

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I love egg puns. This thread is eggsactly the kind of thread I like

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hahahahaha

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Fucking top tier