man?!
wassup dad?! Have you seen Kill Bill! My GOD! I heard they did they killing scene in Black and White in America…That shit was in full color here…and now I’m having second thoughts about skool girls…I think I might have a Go-Go on the rise… :eek:
Welcome to another episode of…
“My Favorite Honky!”
Starring:
Leigh as “The Cracka” aka “Biscuit Boy”
Featuring: The EMS
Kyah as "DaInstigata"
Ted as “The Old Guy”
Eric J. as "DaTranslata"
Eric W. as "Smoking Man"
June as “ThatHighGuy”
Special Guest Appearance by:
Larry as “DaBullyFoot”
When we last left the EMS, they were trying to decide where to eat breakfast before FR7. As they approached the parking lot of Hardees, they noticed that their SC EMS buddies Kyah and Ted had the same idea…
ThatHighGuy: "Hey guys, what’s up?"
DaInstagata: "EMS! Oohayoo gozaimasu!"
Smoking Man: "WTF did he just say?"
DaTranslata: "He said "Good Morning fellow EMS!"
Smoking Man: "…imma kick Jae’s ass…"
The Old Guy: "I hear the porkchop biscuit is quite tasty. What about you, boss?"
DaBullyFoot: "Hell to the naw shawty. Ain’t no swine on my plate."
ThatHighGuy: "We don’t even speak pig latin in the ATL."
Smoking Man: "WTF are you talking about?!?"
ThatHighGuy: "Man I dunno I’m high…"
Smoking Man: “…imma kick Jae’s ass…”
Meanwhile, inside Hardees…
Biscuit Boy: "…man, I gotta get a better job. I think I’m allergic to flour…"
The Old Guy: "Pardon me sir, we would like some por…Leigh? Is that you?"
Biscuit Boy: "fuck…"
The Manager: "YOU STUPID FUCKING CRACKER DON’T TALK TO CUSTOMERS THAT WAY"
DaInstigata: "AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAA!!1!!!11one!!!111!!!
Biscuit Boy: "ahem Can I help you?"
DaInstigata: "YES I WOULD LIKE A PORK CHOP BISCUIT IMMEDIATELY THANK YOU SIR AHAHAHA!!"
The Manager: "LEIGH STOP ANNOYING THE CUSTOMERS AND MAKE THE FUCKING BISCUITS!!!"
DaInstigata: "Yeah you FUCKING FAG!!!"
Biscuit Boy: “…” (angrily turns his back on the nice customers to make biscuits)
The Manager: "Sir, is this employee bothering you?"
DaInstigata: "Why yes, he is. He just stuck his dick in my biscuit!!"
The Manager: "LEIGH HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STOP THAT SHIT!"
Biscuit Boy: "But I…"
The Manager: "YOU KNOW I CAN’T STAND FLOUR IN MY ASS AT THE END OF THE DAY"
Everybody : "BWAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHH!!! YOU FUCKING HONKY FAG!!!"
DaInstigata: "Leigh, I changed my mind about you living in my closet. You might come out!"
Everyboyd : “BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!”
…to be continued…Final Round 7 coming soon…
LMFAO OH shit, I got fuckin’ tears comin’ out of my eyes.
I swear on everything that’s holy I’m going to kill you, you bastard! LMFAO
ROTFLMAO
Too good…Leigh makin biscuits !
Thats Hot
Ted
Happy Birthday to Colin. He’s in his 60’s or something today. Happy birthday you bastard.
Kyah that shit is to funny!!
So how is the EMS crew doing, havn’t seen anyone in a while!!
Happy bday, colin. 
Happy B-Day Colin. I think you’re one of the few EMS members that are my age or older.:rolleyes: 
Damn we’re old as turds on a stick in the hot sun.
This is funny as fuck kyah.:lol: Stop before I shit on myself from laughing sooooooooo hard.:lol:
(Oh yea, before people start jumping down bobsmack for his racial comments, just know that he is white and so is leigh and they talk that crazy shit to each other all the time.)
P.S. I eat porkchop’s and bacon fool!!!
happy birthday colin
Happy Birthday Fool! Sorry I could be there. . .For the my favorite HONKY episode.
Dad I’m getting MARIOKART today. Time to re-power the sk8-ism.
Happy birthday to fellow E.M.S. brother liquiTed.
I already pre-order my copy 3 weeks ago. Happy b-day to colin and Ted.
I’ve been trying to hit heads up to spread the Chaos rom.Oh well…people don’t wanna reply to their friggen AIM.Holla
Yo Shinblanka WTF this shit had me rolling on the real man it cheared me up a bit, with all the drama in my life I need a laugh like that:lol: :lol: hope everyone else is doing fine I was in on a 2 month benge of 3s but my hopes of entering a tourny has been postponed to a later dat but til next time I’ll holla peace.
P.S. Happy belated birthday colin this is Iceman in case you forgot
man?!
Why the fuck are you fading me you fuckin fag.
Yo Cat, when are you getting home amigo? I need SSV comp and am a little to lazy to make the more trip.
-Rob
are you kidding?!
Lemme post this again!!! I need a place to crash and slime some hoes! Oh and this prime DOJO news! I’m coming a week earlier! I’ll be in Atlanta on the DECEMBER 3 mos def. But this needs to be on the hush defcon 5 hush…I’m trying to SK8 on some folks. I wanna have a gathering at one of the currently standing emsDOJO or Damael’s place near Northlake Mall…Why?! Because I have never craved waffle house so hard in my life!!! Literally GEEeEEKING
Before I put this person on blast does anybody know who Enkindu is???
I remember seeing the guy play OmegaBattlecat back in the day but it is very vag at this time.
Is he a member of E.M.S. is my second quetion.
Im only asking these because this person got on SoulCalibur.com dissing myself and the name of E.M.S. I don’t know im not pissed or anything just wanted to find out who this guy was and why he hates me so much.
Quote:EnkIndu:ICEMAN spoke. Sheesh… Ice, we both know a man that’s in EMS has no rights.
HELL TO THE NAW THAT MOTHERFUCKER AIN’T IN EMS!
FUCK THAT CHILD-MOLESTING LOOKING SHIT EATIN POTFACED MOTHERFUCKER UP
Sorry man, but I have major beef with that fuck. And so does Larry and Leigh if I remember correctly.
Enk!ndu: If you see this, we hate you. Go kill yourself.
I remember that dude. He’s up to his same attention getting antics and poetic weirdness once again. Enk really needs a hug