Dude? Where's my Dudes? : The Male Character Thread

I’m pretty sure it’s Big Band. Detective Sax is just a cool nickname, like Science Shark.

Was just thinking it would be cool if Science Shark made it into the next game (thinking way down the line obviously) as the Tutorial teacher. I mean dudes got science brains. He’s gotta know how to fight, right? I don’t see him as a playable character (that would be too godlike) but as a mild mannered teacher… yeah.

Shark people are always the best at whatever they set their minds to. From science to marketing.

I have been calling Science Shark “Bob from the Labs” lately.

Alliteration is fun!

So if we’re insisting on a name and a recurring role for the shark guy, I suggest Professor Kagakuzame (科学鮫 ka-GA-ku-ZAH-may); we could call him Professor K if he makes it to the character-select screen. The name has two advantages – it sounds vaguely like a legitimate Japanese surname, and its actual meaning in Japanese is literally “Science Shark”.

KAGAKUZAME-HAKASE DA YO!!!

That name sounds pretty cool. The fact that’s actually Science Shark in Japanese just makes it more awesome. I think I like Kagakuzame on its own, though. Not sure. I’m thinking out loud again…

Why can’t he SS be playable? :frowning:

I like “Professor Sharaku” or maybe “Dr. Biteface”

Like he will bite your face off?

because T.J Maximum has a spot reserved after Beowulf, Big Band and Panzerfaust.

I want the 7 sword samurai to have a quick draw flash, I think it’s really cool _.
THe one I’m less excited about is le duc because the others are all so big and different and he seem’s good but not great of course I don’t know anything about him yet

I think he is supposed to be the one with the electricity. … If Big Band get’s shocked by him he needs to say “Im having a heart attack ack ack ack!”



BILLY JOEL!

I would play a science shark named “DR. BITEFACE”.

There was 9 swords last time I checked… And I’m pretty sure he’s hiding some more of them in most inappropriate places =]

Shee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eer HEART ATTACK! (>_<)\m/

… No more like this. Just listen please.

Lol at “ack-ack-ack-ack” :rofl:

:wgrin: You oughta know by now. (that it works)
I also can’t help but feel that big shotcould be worked in somehow.

Dat guy really loves his syllables! :rofl: