Drunk thread v.itsbeenalongtime

o sshit strk wehat good bitccvjehes, anoher shot, lets get anthe shoip homies.

sippin some Jose Cuervo and some coke righjt now. glad i dont work until 4 pm tomorrow…

shit, ywtojay on aim is too real, you homie atr evo better help my qss back to the room, immtoo fucked up, lets do this, fucking a, lets do this

lol i havbe no clue whjat you fuckin said. Fuck thisshit. Time for a smoke break.

its a double post but fuck y9ou!!! man i drank too much toingjt.

Drunken Dios-X:

Hanabishi64: afget every matcges, iu take a shoip
mf ytwojay: dude thats a shot every 3 min
mf ytwojay: what # are u at?
Hanabishi64: 477 9067

Hanabishi64: fuck
Hanabishi64: ima trow up
Hanabishi64: hold ion
Hanabishi64: fuck

And then at one point he started masturbating while talking to me:

Hanabishi64: 1c hand typing ftw
Hanabishi64: i a bne beASTN
Hanabishi64: IM A BEAST

shit i have no idea wtf happened last night, 1 huge bottle of hypnotic, capt morgan rum and pineapple rum later shit, iiim fcuking gone, 2 full bags of throw later due to the 30$ square cut pizza i had with my homies, and playing 3s and marvle, shit, i fucking passed out on the bed, when i came to, everyone was gonr and my room was cleaned up, shit, never have i ben shjol fucked up in my life. my head it in serious paion, and i took a 5 minute piss, im going back to sleep. i lvoe you bitches. late.

Holy shit ^ when did i write all this shit? jesus…

Oh man. Dios, you seem like the coolest mother fucker on SRK. LOL that shit is too good!

I almost miss getting that drunk, sigh…

it’s a tuesday at 7:30pm and i’m buzzed…

so doy ou celebrate midsummers eve in the us?

No, but maybe we should.

yes dance around drunk a pole and you have it down


So, Friday night…

My girlfriend is in Japan, STILL.

I can only afford beer to drink at home, so tonight it’s me and a six pack of Beck’s with the best Chinese food in town. (China Taste, Windham Maine… if you’re ever in Southern Maine, you MUST go here)

I’ll probably be around tonight. I gotta do some fucking, pokemon EV training, lol

Friday Night Smackdown, lol. The Vince McMahon kayfabe death is the worst storyline ever.

Edit: Holy shit Dios is hardcore. Sup Jay? My boy Peter is moving to Longbeach… I should be in SoCal sometime in the next yr. I wanna see how you socal boys drink (SF people=lightweight hahaha ha haaaaa)

Edit 2: Jimmy Wang Yang is the funniest fucking gimmick I’ve seen in a long time, only new gimmick better is THE BLACK MACHISMO. Holy shit Chavo and Jamie Noble tag team this is going to be sick. I’m a huge Jamie Noble mark, he’s like “Luchalibre? fuck that shit, MINI POWERBOMB BITCH! URRAGHHHH”

bitch im shinin’
SOMEBODYS WATCHIN MEEE

i had a bitch pretty much try and rape me tonight. she kept forcing drinks on me…i’m like no fat bitch…you get no loving from my lovely dark dick…lol…that rhymed way too well.

not as drunk as I wish I was. damn cocaine sobered me up. :frowning:

UFC and beer FTW

You know you need to stop doing coke, when it sobers you up…

word.

I got drunk tonight with a bunch of people, but I wish I had gone to play mvc2 with my friends instead. :frowning: