I’m going to be really stoned really soon.
No drinking today though… friend might come through with some Henessy (or however you spell that)
cash rule evetything around me
YSL versavce
WE TAKIN OVERRRR
god i puked in the morning too. anyway bdays actually on monday, but i decided to start early. i took it easy tonight, but tomorrow, its time to get T-rashed all over again.
I like to set personal bests when I drink.
-I drank 11 beers (cans) in under an hour.
-Killed a 40oz. 211 in under a minute.
-Chugged 5 40oz. 211’s then a Olde English 40oz. before throwing up (throwing up was my goal. How much can I drink before I go postal!? I shouldn’t have mixed it up…)
-Killed a Pony Keg of Hefeweizen by myself at my friends wedding (is it called a Pony? “I had a pony.” Anybody get that!? Anybody!?)
-Realized that Natural Ice is so affordable (30 pack for 15 bux WITH CRV! ‘over here.’)
Why post this? I just wanna fit in…:sad: Plus I’m drunk right now! Yay!
Man I should have known better when this club near my place said they give 10 vodka shots of 10 bucks. That shit was wack. They put some ugly ass kool aid in there or wtv. Didnt even get me tipsy.
I’ve just baptised myself in vomit and feces.
I didn’t read this thread but I just almost sobered up happy 4/20 guys. :tup:
bretty buzz right now off BELVEDERE
im gonna smash
fuckkkk cockblocked to the max
i dont understand because she OBVIOUSLY wnats to stick around but youre like “oh no dont let me put my angry face on” mnann fuck thattt
Man, whenever I drinlk, I just want tor each out to people from high school and apologize for all of the douchebaggery that I partook in, and forgive everyone else for teh douchebaggery that they inflicted upon the rest of the world.
Granted, it’s only been a year since I graduated from high school, but it’s nice, since a year after graduation I fucking WORK at a high school as an aide and everyone is always like “r u teh new studentz?!!? LOLZ!” and I have to be all professional and shit and be like “No, I work here.”
Fuck being 18 and working in education as a temp.
FUCK IT MAN.
lolz
^^AND on top of that, before I got the job as an aide, I smoked weed with a couple of the high school kids. Now they see me at school and I know they tell their friends “Yeah, I totally got stoned with Mr. Franklin!”
how shameful
Send her my way, please. Thanks.
haha ima still try to smash =]
but yeah, drunk at 3pm GOOD TIMES
lots of vodka and some fine aged tequila tonight. i’m quite drunk right now. i’m very surprised my spelling is even coming out correctly…
drunk last night and will be drunk in a couple of hours
Same here, cheers !
man, i paid for this, four hours of sleep last night, woke up fucking hungover as shit and had to drive up to pasadena for my friend’s graduation from culinary school…i can’t believe i’m still standing…
Ugh god I can’t stand tequila. I’d rather drink Budweiser from the can than that fucking shit. Aged or not. Shit never ends a night well, need to drink something that goes down clean.
Vodka doesn’t give me hangovers really, I’d honestly say “no senor” to the tequila next time.