Drunk thread v.itsbeenalongtime

if someone sold you a double long island they ripped you off, there isn’t enough room for double shots because it’s ALL alchohol almost.

here are a couple long island variants
blue long island (use curacao instead of coke)
grateful dead (no coke, couple drops of grenadine)

Jager and Tonic Water is pretty good. I’d rather have a Jager Bomb but energy drinks are expensive.

it’s basically two servings of a regular long island in a single glass. i recommend getting that as a first drink for the night. as soon as your done - PARTY TIME:bottle:

jager with coke isn’t bad. bombs are nice every now and then but i’m not a fan of taking my drinks like shots.

I will likely be posting in this thread a lot when I am on my 3 week vacation.
Right when I fly in I’m dropping like 200 on booze.

woo!

It sucks because I can’t drink anymore because in July I moved back in with my parents and they would likely kick me out if they knew I drank. Usually I wouldn’t care and just tell them but both of my parents are recovering alcoholics (my dad almost died from is last year) so out of fear of my own ass being handed to me I’m not bringing any booze into the house.

So when I’m on my vacation I am going to be going fucking crazy with drinks.

Hey Stu… I’m more drunk than you are right now…

Fuckass.

Way to rub it in, asshole. :frowning:
I miss Jager. :frowning:

new drink favorite:

“Gorilla Fart”

Shooter in order of pour:
-Wild Turkey
-Bacardi 151
-99 Bananas

Only chaser you need is another gorilla fart (okay fine a beer will do…)

Gorilla Fart you say? 151 you say?

Drink gets my vote I say.

I’m all about that White Horse and Diet Coke.

I’m a pretty avid drinker on Fridays and sometimes Saturdays.

Had 10 screwdrivers, one jager bomb, two coronas, one cuba libre, one enjuku and some jin-roh… and am a little tipsy right now. Happy am I, motherfuckers!

I was just about to come in here and be like “I’m the only motherfucker drunk right now!” but you totally beat me in quantity and time. Good job and boo on me for having like 8 shots down and coming in mere like I know something.

bwahahaha. this is the first time I`ve been allowed to drink in a long time cause of the fucking ARMY. Let me tell you something…fuck the army and fuck the free world hahaha. the reality is, that life:s a little bit better when you:re drunk. and I am the best.

Man am outta drinking shape though…

in puerto rico I had 8 cuba libres, 15 jager bombs, one tequila shot, 20 beers and one rum cake in one night. yeah…ended up coughing blood.

I love to drink.

I second that motion :looney:

Eating too much before drinking = bad idea.

getting wasted on an empty stomach = worse idea.

How many of you people in the south drink SizZurP?

By the way…Box of wine and a turkey puts me right out.

^^ Different people have different definitions for that. More detail please. Around here it’s the hydrocodone syrup, and yea… it’s lovely

Not true. You just have to eat something eventually. I usually eat something small about an hour or two before I start drinking then a meal after about 2 hours of drinking. I usually get in 3 drinks, which is about 9 shots for me, in a 2 hour period.

this thread neeed sot be on the front page at all times

thats crazy. i’ve got a lightning metabolism so if i dont have a huge meal before i start drinking and something to eat during i get a baaaad headache or just can’t keep it down and may end up puking if the liquor before beer rule is not followed.

if im the slightest bit hungry and start drinking its the worst. makes my knees hurt for some reason too.