one long island iced tea, and one beer that i can’t remember the name of.
fucking drunk right now it’s ridiculous. perhaps i should have had sex tonight, but i’ll sve it for another night. WHY AM I DRUNK ON A SUNDAY WTF?? actualy
techinically it’s monday. why am i drunk a monday? i got a cse of the mondays yo!
fyyuuuuck
currently listening to: ti - whatevver you like
i want yo body as long as you need me you aint got no body gas up the grill you can eat whatever you want
i’m quite drunk off purple chongos i just had with a friened
fruit tasting drinks?
hrm, i would say vodka with a drop of orange juice in it, we call them screwdrivers back were I come from.
I still love drinking my tea and morgan, that shit goes down to smooth.
sex or fucks on the beachs and pink panty pull downs are a must when with the ladies cause you can drink and have fun but not get as fucked up so you can stay on point…
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I’m pretty drunk right now, 3 mixed drinks (vodka, my weakness) uv blue sprite, vodka mixed with dr. pepper and black cherry vodka mixed with dr. pepper. How versitile vokda is for mixing! The reason my tolerance is so low is that I have a couple psych meds that increase the effects of alcohol. I see that as a plus as I need not spend so much on alcohol, but I do have to keep an eye on myself to make sure I don’t drink too much.
got plastered quadruple shot of liquid cocaine because the bartender didnt know if it was a shot or a glass so she went with half a glass. i Destroyed in 10 minutes flat when it hit my system, then a 151 and coke followed by an irish car bomb sent me puking up southwestern egg rolls in the sink. you may be asking why the sink? well the bathroom was occupied.
for those who dont know liquid cocaine is 151, goldschlager, and jager
Irish car bomb? why would you do that to yourself? Drinking is supposed to be an enjoyable experience, at least in my book.
honestly i hate the taste of alcohol so i try to get drunkk quick but this causes problems on how much is enough because by the time it hits my system its to late
Do you not eat? 135 still shouldn’t get drunk that fast, I mean my girlfriend who 100-105 take at least 5, anything pass that she just straight up retarded. 
Socketman: Why do you like liquid cocaine? I always hated that shit. 
I’m on my 8th… 10th… 42nd beer…
Around the 6th one I just stop giving a fuck about keeping count.
well to me it kind of tatstes like the candy hot tamales that and its gets you lit pretty fast
What’s about a death in terms of BAC level.
I just found out exactly what it was when I got super fucked up.
A .369
You guys like Joose or Four Loko? One time this last summer I drank three cans of Joose and dropped two hits of acid, had a fucked up but great time. Thinking about doing something similar for the Super Bowl tonight because I hate my brain and take every chance I can get to abuse it.
i over did it for the superbowl today damn
God damn. Isn’t .400 supposed to be enough to kill you?
Need…beer…
Only 20 years old for another 60 days…I can do this, I can do this, I can do this…
fick im gone homie, i got some carls jr combo and tis tight and all but im fucked upppppp morgan and coke all day. sf4 i got benched but tis all good. ytwojaytyyy 
i missed you last evo ! sorry bro : ( ill catch you this if you go.
ya im gone. but tis time for movie sman. food. mmm.
chillllll
Can’t you just have some1 buy it for you until then? 
Right now I’m drinking a Kona “Big Wave” Golden Ale, brewed right here in Hawaii. Tastes sun-ripened and exquisite.
Bought a bottle of gin too tonight but we’ll see what happens.
what you guys know about that jungle juice?? sippin all night
blah fuck 5-0 always ruining shit! Anywho… I need to sober up fucking mother days! Gotta spend time with the mommy in the morning… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH