Yo im fuckin drunk and checking out facebook stalkin some bitches wtf bro. I shoudl go out right now.
You and me both.
On my 22nd, I drank Patron + Bud Light chug on an empty stomach…went to a sushi bar, drank some more sake.
Shit faced, yes…
Newest drink of the week: Absolut Vodka for me. I like the aftertaste.
oh my god lol wow im at a loss for words at the hilarity of this statement atleast you told them to stay in school lol
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mabey you guys can explain this to me i can finish off like a bottle of hypnotic and not feel a thing but i drink like a pitcher of beer and i stagger all over the place.
im thinkin about makin a double shot of liquid coke…like right now. Just bc i can and i dont have to work tomorrow :woot:
Went clubbing last night. For the pre-drink me and a buddy Drank 3/4 of a bottle of vodka and coke, some dude i bumped into from highschool fed me shots from the bottle he bought, and i had a couple of beers at the club. Came home and hit a bowl of weed and fell asleep.
two shots of patron and a bud ligt… i’m dead
somehow i manaaged to drive myself home. i rpobably shouldnt do that next time. fuck i was so neot expecting to to gt drnnk tonight. fuck
Sup peeps I had too work lastnight so am going to get messup tonight does anyone have 2 or 3 drinks that would be a good choice? Thanks in adv later yo.
Are you tired of ESPN making up my dick sizes??? Im druuunk
So enough complaining, and something to notice.
The thing with trying to be a dj…
You listen to mixes to start with, and they all sound great. But after a while, you develop a very specific taste of what you’re looking for.
What happens is most of the shit thats out there, sounds downright terrible, and to find a gem takes deeper and deeper digging.
Basically, the ignorant do have more fun in quantity, but the dedicated have less high quality fun.
WHERE MY HOOOMIIIEEEEEZZZZ???
WHERE MY HOOOOMIIIIEEZZZZZ???
up to no good…
Man I tried My first Long Island Ice tea tonight and WOO0O0O0O0 holy fuck di that mess me up. I was at the bar drinking Kamakazies and Rum and cokes all night and nothing! Then I had that L.I.I.T. and DAMN! I was FUCKED UP! I also Tried a Oatmeal cookie And damn that was good! But by far my new favorite drink of the night is the SOUTH PARK!!!
My death story.
The Lacrosse team I play for fucking OCV’ed everybody in this tournament, and won. I made offensive player of the Tournament.
We have an after party, drank 5 heinekens, 2 Charges(This energy drink with alcohol in it), and 3/4ths of a liter of Southern Comfort.
Got fucked up running around outside, began running outside and peeing everywhere with my wang hanging out, then went to sleep(And they told me that blackish brown syrupy shit was seeping out of my mouth). They made me drink some water to try and get me hydrated/throwing up, but I had nothing on my stomach.
Went to sleep for 2 hours at my teammates house, the ambulance wake me, they do a Breathalyzer check on me and it was a .330 after I was freaking asleep for 2 hours. I go to the Hospital and act like a damn fool(According to what the nurses told me). I go to sleep, I wake up, and I’m still fucking drunk as hell with an absurdly high BAC. Didn’t get out of the damn hospital until like 5 PM. Bitches wouldn’t let me out until my BAC was under the legal limit.
over half a dozen quarts and a lot of 151 and i still type better than you fools
I drank on Christmas.
I drank on Post Christmas.
I think today…I’m going to drink again.
It’s been a good couple of days.
Anybody drink Mad Dog 20/20
How’s the taste, and is it a worthy buy?
I like girly drinks like Sex On The Beach. Any other good ones? I heard something about a Jolly Rancher, but I’m looking for something fairly strong (not as strong as Long Island, AMF, Tokyo Tea) yet tastes fucking great.
patron…
strong stuff
Grand Marnier straight. went to Virgil’s for dinner tonight.
It’s like shitty rotten juice that gets you drunk, but it’s cheap as hell. If you’re strapped for cash and don’t feel like buying a 40 or something, then you might want to check it out. Plus, they have lots of flavors so maybe you can find one that suits your tastes.
Also, I haven’t seen that shit in liquor stores for a while now…that 20/20 brings back memories though :looney:
Does it burn like a motherfucker going down, or is it like kool-aid?
Its like an worse version (like this is possible) of Hurricane. Or was it King Cobra? I used to drink 40’s constantly and they still all taste about the same to me. I can’t stand Steel Reserve though. Maybe because I drank it warm, but that is the only alcohol I’ve ever had a hard time keeping down, its terrible.