ill join in the fun
before being drunk:
http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/7537/beforeru4.jpg
after being drunk
http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/451/afternq3.jpg
how does the saying go again… drunk talk is honest thought? something like that…
ya know thats the one thing i actually like about being plastered is that atleast ya get honest answers and feelings out of it.
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Honest?..sigh
ANyways, tonight failed. I go my brew and went to my boys bad only to find all the chicks that live there, sounds good but naw. SO I’m like where’s friend x and y? “Oh they went to San Jose about an hour ago”. facepalm SO I drink a couple beers there and can’t handle the fem, so here I am drinking alone typing on SRK pissed at my flakey “friends”
So I had a get-together with a class of mine from school and the teacher was paying so me and a couple of guys decided to get plastered, classy no? No real insight here other than finals officially start tomorrow which should be fun.
nystagmus tests!
"Officer I don’t have any blood in my alcohol stream"
cuffs
Gotta love it!
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
I believe thats the saying your thinking of.
That is the quote. But sometimes you say things just to get by the moment; it doesn’t necessarily need to be true. (In perspective of being someone thats drunk)
OK I thought is was a joke but what you say when your drunk is a bunch a BS
Currently, FUCKING WASTED.
Checklist
3 pictchers of Red hook
1 pitcher of Bud
1 Traffic light ( a local concoction for bday specials, it’s basically 3 shots of mystery booze )
1 Patron shot
1 Mystery shot ( concocted by the older than Jesus bartender )
1 pint of Anchor steam
…My boy just yacked in my car, I dropped him off at a gas station near his house, I’m primed to terrorize motherfuckers right now but all ya’ll niggas IS SLEEPIN!!! WAKE THE FUCK UP AND LET ME TALK TO YOU!! IN THE FACE!!!
And yes I did slap a fat girl on the ass tonight, but she hit me in the mouth.
FUCK I got work tommorrow…today…in 6 hours…and iits a 30 minute sdirve assuming traffic is cool…
oh shit, who puked in your car?
Sam man, we stopped at Lincoln st so he could go yack in the bushes, but when I dropped him off at Amy’s…I still smelled yack in my car…I think h e let alittle out when I wasn’t lookin XD
dont lie, you stole that shit 
you monster:pray:
28 dollars worth of rum and cokes and redbulls and vodaks and im still a better dancer than most people at the club sober lol.
sumtins seriously wrong wit that.
28 dollars is like 3 drinks at a club
sadly its 5 at the club i was at. :sad:
mass is expensive when it comes to drinking. i think its a way to curve drinking ya know puritan state and all that ish. fuck for the longest time liquor stores werent open on sundays.
Of course you gonna be dancin better than people at a club where you can buy 5 drinks for 28$. I mean who was dancin? Truck drivers.
thank you, thank you very much…
yea…mix drinks at clubs i be at are usually around 13$