Drug Addict Saves World...Rewarded With Ridicule

Rick_Ross · 2014-10-21T23:53:41.000Z

Inb4 drug-free rhetoric.

Y’all straight edgers can go smoke some cheese

Spoiler

fermunda cheese

chadouken · 2014-10-21T23:58:38.000Z

Would that be cheese… fermunda yo nutsack?

Rick_Ross · 2014-10-22T00:04:17.000Z

It can also come from your ass crack. That type is analogous to Cotswold.

chadouken · 2014-10-22T00:10:04.000Z

I thought it was more like cottage cheese, but I guess that also comes from yeast infections.

Chachi · 2014-10-22T04:44:18.000Z

You either overdose on meth or stay sober long enough to become the villain.

NickRocks · 2014-10-22T06:23:34.000Z

so wheres the part where he saved the world? he was only thinking of himself. fuck that selfish ass nigga

SoVi3t · 2014-10-22T06:51:06.000Z

NickRocks:

so wheres the part where he saved the world? he was only thinking of himself. fuck that selfish ass nigga

i figure he killed the zombies before they started biting people and overrunning the world. Now we laugh at him.

bypostman · 2014-10-22T09:29:09.000Z

People love to see heroes fall =’(

Missing_Person · 2014-10-22T16:29:31.000Z

What else could a hero like him do?

Paint the future, get trapped in a shitty Tim Kring TV Show?

Missing_Person · 2014-10-22T19:28:41.000Z

Also, only Mafia players will get the hilarity of SoVi3t being the one to post about a psychotic redneck in a zombie apocalypse.

atirador · 2014-10-22T19:35:18.000Z

Too late to say he’s not the hero we need but the hero we deserve?

ThePurpleBunny · 2014-10-22T21:44:09.000Z

He’s really the one who caused the zombies by scrambling their brains with his hippie grass.

Don’t do drugs, kids.

vansaykeo · 2014-10-22T22:03:59.000Z

Would a zombie go for a druggie or a dumb person?

The answer is not that simple.

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=R-fvEefdDs4#t=19

Gamegeezer · 2014-10-23T01:42:43.000Z

I come here hoping to see a picture of Robert Reynolds, lol.

thurst · 2014-10-23T08:18:55.000Z

Well played, sir.

GHOSTMACHINES · 2014-10-28T01:25:03.000Z

The world will never know what he did.
His debriefing - his true mission - will live on only in her heart.
He was a real hero.
He was a true Patriot.

Serpent · 2014-10-28T02:35:27.000Z

Jesse, we sell the product, we do not use!

SoVi3t · 2014-10-28T02:39:19.000Z

Serpent:

Jesse, we sell the product, we do not use!

at least now we know what happened to Jesse after he drove off

Starhammer · 2014-10-30T09:29:37.000Z

This didn’t happen in Florida? My mind went boom.

-Starhammer-

mothersrhuman2 · 2015-05-19T02:04:38.000Z

SoVi3t:

NickRocks:

so wheres the part where he saved the world? he was only thinking of himself. fuck that selfish ass nigga

i figure he killed the zombies before they started biting people and overrunning the world. Now we laugh at him.

I WANT EVERYONE to KNOW THAT THIS MAN HAS A FAMILY! MENTAL ILLNESS OR OTHERWISE IS NOT FUNNY! IT DESTROYS FAMILIES IF THEY DON’T GET THE RIGHT HELP. WE ARE STILL TRYING TO GET MY SON STRAIGHTENED OUT. THIS CUT MY HEART N SOUL TO LOOK SOMETHING UP AND SOME HOW I FIND THIS SHIT! JUST KNOW THAT IF ANYTHING LIKE THIS WAS TO HAPPEN TO YOU AND YPUR FAMILIES… HOW WOULD YOU DEAL? MY SON IS THE MOST LOVING CARING BIG HEARTED GIVE YOU HIS LAST SHIRT OR $ TO HELP OTHERS. BACK OFF