Dragon's Crown (Chun-li has been dethroned as Queen of Thighs)

So after looking at most of the character videos I’m still gonna use dwarf first. He just looks badass. Gonna try out elf and then Amazon after him.

Y’all niggas that disagree with me about Hitomi Tanaka’s breasts looking gross need take off your yellow fever goggles and look clearly at them tumors on her chest. :stuck_out_tongue:

I agree that some people really don’t need to take their clothes off for everybody to see, and Hitomi is one of them. She can slap me across the jaw with those gross titties any day of the damn week though. Why the fuck not?

I think I already admitted in the Lounge that I’d smash Gabby Sibide on a dare. It isn’t yellow fever I just DGAF.

Grooktook confirmed for fan of DFC.

Why is this thread now about Hitomi’s breasts???

Her left one is smaller than her right. I always notice that.

Pretty much all women on earth have that discrepancy, it just becomes more significant at larger bust sizes.

The difficulty would be in making a Hitomi J Cup thread that is somehow SFW.

The Australian government taught me that liking flat chests means you’re a pedophile.

People act like they never seen disproportionate breast on a drawn character before. What about the Amazon’s pale baby face and tan roided out body.

I’m still primarily using her though

I’ve seen dual nipples on one breast before. Multiple shot!

It’s bullshit that Vita doesn’t have cross play with PS3. They still have a month to fix that (or wait for a patch).

They’re just jealous of superior slim figures.

Also as I said, anyone who thinks the girls are too over the top in this need to take a look at this guy.

I could be mistaken, but I get the feeling they’re not exactly trying to be subtle with these character designs.

I say fuck the ausies
I used to date a girl who was flat, and i mean flat like zero chest at all, i am pretty sure that she would be pissed to hear that kind of stupidity, lol

I’d fuck an Aussie. I bet it’s like wrastlin an Crocodile.

Australia is fucking retarded. I wouldn’t be surprised if they ban this game or rate it 17+ or even 18+ adults only (or whatever the equivalent is over there).

According to kotaku the Amazon is a loli.

I can’t believe I got my first first Troll AND Abuse points because I said I wouldn’t fap Sorceress, even though I surrounded it with a valid point defending the game and its character designs (which are good by the way).

I’m pretty sure that’s what the “disagree” button is for. I find it hard to believe that saying you don’t find a character fap worthy counts as “abuse” or “trolling”. ggs get good scrubs.

i’m pretty sure the buttons are there for whatever someone deems relevant to said post. if you are catching feeling about shit like that, just count your blessing that you are either new to the internet or are too young to have joined when srk was a lot more loose with the grime.

on topic: i need this game in my life, so hurry the fuck up stupid time obama.

I find it funny how a few years ago when this game was first announced, no one talked about big titty chic other than she had big tits and nothing more. Now suddenly, shit is all sexists.

I feel like this fad is backfiring, cause I like I said before, I’m getting this game cause fuck that negative feedback!

So basically, you can flag anything you like as abuse or trolling even if it’s clearly not? Interesting, I’ll have to remember that, hehheheheh…

Anyway back on top:

The sexism crap is no different then the usual “game are murder simulators”. Just a bunch of dumbass ambulance chasing bullshit. I would personally just ignore it altogether.

Also did anyone already post, or everyone see, that Arteater article about all the references in this game? Too lazy to look through the entire thread to see.

While i find the bitching about the boobs to be hilarious and really stupid, it’s given the game a shit ton of free press it wouldn’t have gotten otherwise so in the end I’m happy for it. I’m sure people have discovered this game that wouldn’t have otherwise because of these stupid claims being made against it.