woah a double-post backpedal now that is an impressive combo
As opposed to 69ing them with lube and hola hooping them? An obscure ending pic compares to that shit, lol. Hakan supporters get worst and worst with every retort.
His intelligence skyrockets after he drinks?
Bender syndrome like a mother fucker.
I can’t wait to see what this guy is made of. He kind reminds me of Hugo, and the fact that he has such love for his daughters is an admirable point. I think Imma second him to Rose!!!
don’t know what 69ing means, but nope he ain’t hula hooping them, more like dribbling them and shooting them off in the basket.
Zangief has other stuff that makes him look gay, like being the only character who has a move that’s a slang term for jacking off with four other guys.
how can you not know what 69 means? if you use the internet then you should have known what it means since 1995. btw, hakan is a great character design, both in visual and in gameplay.
Wanna see somethin fun? Type in Hakan in google and click image. No SF4, just the name.
Or Peter Griffin Syndrome
Hakan may or may not be a good design for just any game, but clearly he’s perfect for SSF4 in every way.
That’s even worst, and you’re trying to defend your character by bringing up an obscure factoid on another one. Meanwhile, Hakan does all this goofy shit for all too see in his debut trailer and your blinders come on. The level of desperation from Hakan supporters is hilarious.
Dude, come ON: Lord Raptor’s move was supposed to be funny. Darkstalkers is a light-hearted-feeling series with graphic blood and gore to balance it out. Sf4 in general feels like full-on Looney Tunes.
It’s when you kiss someone in the cheek 69 times
I don’t care what anyone says, Zangief is the man. Hakan on the other hand, I’m sorry, but that shit is gay. I saw that guy, and was like WTF? Shit like that is why me and my team are making our own 2d fighter: http://www.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=228777 can show Capcom how it’s done. We need a serious 2d fighter with serious characters for a change, not goofy schoolgirls and bigass gay oil wrestlers assraping people and shooting them out of his ass for a super. Fucking seriously.
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serious characters? thats the gayest shit ive seen since mk. big gay ass oilwrestler? ALL the male characters in your game look like fag0ts, with sabre looking not so ho but still a retarded ass design. its kind of funny to see how shitty some people can make their character designs, compared to yours falcoons designs look straight.
First off, I didn’t design Kakuto Chojin’s characters, Dream factory did. Second, what’s so gay about those male characters? Reiji looks just like Bruce Lee but with shades, so by that logic you think Fei Long is a fag0t too. JD Stone looks just like Tyler Durden, he damn sure doesn’t look “gay”. Khan looks much cooler than goofy ass Rufus does(granted Khan is off looking, but least he looks creepy, and not flat out stupid as shit like Rufus does). Shadow looks fucking badass, like some creepy ass ninja in some crazy suit like Grey Fox from MGS, with fucking pirahna teeth. Asad is an African kickboxer who actually isn’t a stereotypical black character like fucking Balrog or Lucky Glauber in KOF. Sabre is pretty cool too, and he looks sorta like Geese Howard, he damn sure isn’t retarded. Ying is the only truly stupid design in the bunch, I admit that my damn self.
Instead of Hakan, Capcom should have made a char based on Steve Wilkos. That’s some shit I’d play right there for sure.
I agree man. The worst if, we could have had some real serious chars in this game, and we got shit like Rufus and Hakan. King Cobra could have been a real awesome serious character, like a cross between Jim Kelly and Sho’Nuff. I’d take that over big gay guy with lobster skin who lubes up with oilshudders
What are serious characters anyway, some drab “I’m the best that ever was!” loner stereotype?
SF has ALWAYS been looney tunes, don’t try to play it off as being mature and sophisticated before Hakan caused it’s “downfall”.
To the public it’s STILL a cartoony video game with crazy stereotypes throwing all sorts of shit at each other.
You got a point, but I dunno man… I mean SF2 even with the stereotypes was still sorta serious. I mean even Dhalsim felt serious, despite the idea itself seeming kinda goofy. But Hakan, man, goddamn. I mean oil wrestling, ok I guess it can work, but why is he 69ing his opponents? Shit is disturbing. It would be like if we got some Canadian character who was a hockey player, and his ultra was turning you into a puck with your character’s face on it and slapshotting you.
Which wouldn’t be any less horrible than a Indian Yoga Master with a shrunken head necklace that got his powers from eating hot curry…
It would be more goofy though. Dhalsim was odd, yes, but not goofy. Even Blanka used to be serious, in SF2 he was like this savage vicious beast from the jungle. After Alpha series he ended up this goofy fucking green gorilla who shoves fruit in a blender and is friends with Dan. I mean wtf? SF needs more serious and darker stories. Like how about this for a new story:
Adon turns to gambling and gets addicted. he ends up betting way too much money, and can’t afford to pay. The mafia hunts him down and attacks him, and while he manages to fend them off, he sadly loses an eye. He becomes depressed and is unsure what to do, when he thinks back to his former role model, Sagat. With a newfound respect for the man who also lost his eye, he seeks him out, hoping that he can train him to overcome his new handicap and become an even greater Muy Thai fighter.
There ya go.