You’re the daigo of trolling, quit beasting on us
Lame? Oh yeah, KC was lame cuz it didn’t have schoolgirls giving you upskirt shots and goofy shit like Dan right? God forbid a fighting game actually have serious shit in it. You’re prolly one of those people who ass kiss Tekken because it lets you play as bears and schoolgirls then hate on Virtua Fighter because it has actual serious fighters and not stupid shit.
Honestly my story for Hakan sounds a lot better than “Buff man covered in oil who wrestles and loves his daughters” Wow what an interesting character with amazing motives for fighting.
I mean you made him into Abel . Abel has those exact same motives only thing he is missing is a family and he is going to find that probably .So until then kind sir give your character designs to Unreal they would eat that shit up like it was Crepe Cake.
I made the story up in a few seconds, it wasn’t some deep well thought out thing. It was still better than his current story, which is “buff man who wrestles with oil and loves his daughters”. How the hell is that even interesting? Then for people to say Kakuto Chojin had lame stories, it’s not like Reiji’s story was “Man who loves Bruce Lee and watches so many Bruce Lee movies he becomes a kung fu master and he loves his mom”. I mean come on. Steve Wilkos from my team’s game would fuck Hakan’s shit up, marine style.
Lets not play theory fighter x thats childish. Your little made up story is already an existing character you would know that if you played sf4. Hakan is not supposed to be this revenge driven military man that is too overused. You don’t know Hakan’s in game story yet so how about you sit down and wait for the game to come out. By pulling characters from pop culture your characters won’t have any lasting appeal.
Honestly, I forgot Abel’s story, the stories in SF4 were pretty forgettable to be honest, nothing really stood out for me. The game itself is good, don’t get me wrong(it’s far superior to KOFXII for sure, and better than BlazBlue as well imo), just storywise it was sorta like lol who cares. As for Hakan, in all honesty, I can’t see him having an interesting story, I mean just look at him… It’s sorta like Bob in Tekken, you can look at him and just tell his story is gonna be dumb.
And by pop culture are you referring to my Steve Wilkos character? Honestly, he’s badass as hell, if Capcom can put Tyson in a game, why can’t Steve get in one? KC even had Brad friggin Pitt
Mike Tyson at one point time was the best boxer in the world and unstoppable he wasn’t just a celebrity he was the best in the world with hand speed and power that was ridiculous . Kakuto is a series not worth saving son let its corpse stay in the backyard of microsoft along with the body of blinx the timecat.
And Steve was a former police officer who worked a beat on the mean streets of Chicago, one of the most dangerous cities in America. He was also a marine. The whole security guard thing was just another aspect of his life, and his current TV show really displays his courageous and badass personality. Are you seriously telling me you wouldn’t love to play a game where you get to be Steve fucking Wilkos, throwing people around and breaking limbs while punching their asses HARD and taunting them?
And come on man, Kakuto Chojin was a cool game, it just wasn’t finished sadly and got overlooked, not to mention that whole Muslim recall shit. It just had bad luck sadly.
Hakan is gay and the person who made this thread is gayer than he is.
- I’ve been playing SF sense 1991 (First Tournament was in 1994-95) and never in the history of SF has there been a lamer character than Hakan
- If any body likes this character it let’s me and everybody else know that you are gay. Do you really want some body to know that you like his ultra. (If you like seeing another man’s dick on another man’s ass YOU ARE GAY)
- You new people who just started playing SF in 2009 or better yet you people who just started playing the 2000’s. Don’t understand how serious SF is to the older generation. You all care about how different a character is or his ultra look’s cool I don’t give a shot about how and Ultra look i give a fuck about gong to to a 240man Tournament and winning it. (Not Look at Hakan he’s so different and all the bull shit.)
- Hakan is a discrace to SF community and Capcom knows it that’s why we don’t like Hakan. He’s stupid and not a serious character.
you are gay and also you are gay
I agree with this. I noticed these days people tend to care far more about a character being “different” than they do for the character being serious or fitting in the game series. Hakan feels more like a GG or BlazBlue design than a SF character. Then again, so does Rufus and Seth.
Hey I object! They don’t have homo erotic stuff in GG/BB! (besides fanfic)
Also that olive oil wrestling is already homo erotic on it’s own so hakan is just faithful to the source. He’s realistic!
Super Hakan Fighter 4: Hot or Not?
Pros:
+Other gay characters werent as realistic (even Rasputin had the whole process covered and used no lubricant).
+Aas different characters are suited for different target auditory, we have afroamerican characters for afroamerican players, Rufus for fat american players, T.Hawk for american american players, Blanka for mutated american players and Hakan for american players who found themselves being in sexual minority.
+Excessive lubrication reduced friction!
+His kids like when Supermario jumps on them
-Has a wife but she’s 2D so that doesnt counts
=> Hakan is teh hotness!
Hakan is the new SF sex symbol, face it
I don’t want any part of this retard war, but I will say that I am definitely disappointed in his ultras.
His character design and story are actually cool as fuck, but his ultras (along with many of the new ultras) just make the game look like Warner Bros Fighter 4.
What the fuck is next? El Fuerte hits you with EX Frying Pan and the frying pan retains the shape of your face (ala Tom and Jerry, Road Runner, etc…)???
this coming from an 09er… i didnt even have to check your super typical 3rd strike signature says it all.
i agree with this SF is turning into a fucking looney toons game. this is really dissapointing.
hakans story is original and interesting which is good because abel was pretty vannilla and most of the new SF4 characters were terrible. C. Viper had cool moves and that was about it.
this shit has got to change, akumas new ultra is probably the worst thing ive ever seen.
Hakan is cool. . .why can’t people like hakan =[. . .
Yeah, He’s just as original as this game’s mechanics.
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Yo Ghab! When are you coming back for another MB session?
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The truth is finally out: Hakan will be the rival of Rufus in SSF4. Rufus wants revenge for Hakan making him fat via impregnation, and then dumping him in favor of wife and 8 daughters.
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