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has anyone else ever farted so loud your lower back hurt ?
I messed up my back at the leg press last thursday. My lower back hurts no matter what I do. This includes coughing and crapping.
This is off topic, and a really long read, but its worth every min. Basically, what you get, is you get to watch someone ruin their career and life all in under 24 hours.
Then read follow up drama here.
TL;DR: Big shot PR CEO talks down to customer, telling them they are too small to do any damage to his business and starts dropping big names to make himself look good. His career and life quickly falls apart shortly after the internet gets a hold of the story. It’s very very satisfying lulz. Super satisfying instant karma. God I love the internet sometimes.
UPDATE: So the guy finally apologized. Here is the letter. It’s pretty pathetic. He had to bring his wife and kid in on it to beg for mercy.
“Hey Mike,
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I just wanted to apologize for the way our emails progressed I didn’t know how big your site was and I really didn’t believe you ran Pax , So for what’s its worth I am very sorry. Your post has obviously made my life very difficult and I have not slept yet dealing with all the spam and personal information intrusion as well as my family being smeared on the internet.
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If you can please accept my apology and anything you can do to help if not me my son and wife please do. I have apologized to Dave and apologized to you what else can I do please tell me so I can make things good. I obviously care or I would not be emailing you.”
*"I decided not to update that the Gamerfront article was updated with an apology partly because I figured interested parties would see it, but mostly because I thought the apology was a meaningless plea to save his business. *
From the first line of his apology to PA:
[INDENT=1]I just wanted to apologize for the way our emails progressed I didn’t know how big your site was and I really didn’t believe you ran Pax , So for what’s its worth I am very sorry.[/INDENT]
He’s someone who could learn to use “the black belt principle” as I’ve heard it called. The black belt principle is basically the idea that you should be as nice as possible to everyone you meet because you never know when that little guy you’re pushing around is a black belt. In this case, he essentially picked on someone with black belt.
Fuck him."

just becuz is a lil customer doesnt mean he can ignore him, abuse him ,etc
Saw the penny-arcade story up awhile ago. I’m happy this guy received the full might of the internets. This guy acted like a complete asshole to a very legitimate complaint from a very mature customer, and he treated him like a total douchebag. I’m glad he got exposed for the troll that he is and I feel no pity or remorse for this guy. He acts, and types, like a teenager, and he has his own family and business?!?! That scares me.
A mans BBQ
My burgundy day off underwear. Family. Drank.
I killed about 3/4 of this

I BBQ BACON. THATS WHUTS UP. WHUT !



Steak seasoned with garlic salt

Corn on the cob and hot potatoes with sour cream and chives

I EVEN BBQ PEANUTS! NIGGAWUT!

I purposely faned all the smoke out in dif directions so they neighbors would be like DAM THAT SMELLSGOOD. then id be like nah youcant have any

I also made grilled jalapeños stuffed with philadelphia cream cheese but I was already well on my way into the bottel so I didnt take a pic of them but fuk those were good
BONUS PIC
lets all admiremy ass crack b4 sopa prohibits me from posting it

ok boys andgirls gather round itds time for djfrijoles story timeagain.
tonights story is aboutmy very first fist fight.
i dont rememebr exactly what yr it was but i was in elementary school.thati do know. you know how in elementary school you have rank most toughest to le<st toughest? welli waslike third toughest lol. this kid named maurice was 1st toughest who later went on to murdersome rival gang member than escaped from the county hospital while he recovered from agunshot wound.
so one day I get into it with this kid named “TOMMY”
I can see thatmuherfuckers face crystal clear TO THIS DAY.
Ill never forget his face. never. He lookedlike larry bird

So yea we get into it one day.idontremember over what but it was something about who was tougher.
So we end up setting that shit up for 3o clock like some true elementary school OG’s
so we each go our own way only this shit happened at first recess. so there was a long dy ahead of us still
I have no fucking clue why I did the next thing but…
I bumped I run into ahomie and I tell him
"yo imafuck up tommy fter school. but ddont tell nobody"
myhomie islike ok I wontsay anything.
Irun into another homie
imafuck up tommy fter school. but ddont tell nobody"
myhomie islike ok I wontsay anything.
Onemorehomie
imafuck up tommy fter school. but ddont tell nobody"
myhomie islike ok I wontsay anything.
I DID THIS SHIT ALLDAY
come three o clock
TPMMY shows up ALONG WITH THE WHOLE FUCKING SCHOOL
we square off and lay into each other. Im thinking
"Ima fucktommy up"
We start the fight…
I couldnt get nthismuther fucker off me fastenough lol. thisemuther fucker starts KICKING MY ASS BAD lol. fucking larry bird can swing lol !
man fucking tommy ended up fukingmy shitup. we both ended up in the principles officeright andim trying my hardest not tocry lol. finally mymom comes and pickes meup and drives mehome since i was suspended and all. she gets off the car when we gethome and goes inside. i stay in the car and as soon as shes gone i star cryingmy ass off lol.
to this day I hate larry bird
bgs to jaima on supercade
BGs to Não_Use_Macros, also on Supercade.
day off underwear ( biggest underwear I got ) family and drank.
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Get dat charcoal burrning white hot
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clean and torture your fresh tuna
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chop dat mutherfucker up
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get your seasoning on
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Jalapeño poppers
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make your salsa ( tomatoes onion lime avacado chipotle mayonase and cilantro
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ranch for the salad ( no picts…ran out of space on my cel -_- )
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grab your aluminum and rub tracesof butter. lay your fush strips on top. season with garlic salt and maggi lay a piece of onion on top and cover up
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burn that bad boy
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heat up your tortillas
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then eat and drink till you get sleepy
BONUS PICTS : ( and dont act like you kawc suckers havent done this before )
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I think they know, and that’s why they are so awesome.
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First to 10 MysteriousFighter (1P Ken) Vs DSP (2P Hawk) FB Alpha Replay:
Can someone help me put that on youtube?
I heard this is the thread you post in when your wasted and I’m drunk on that Jamison…papercut come home…now come we never spar in KOF? Come back home baby girl…did my Korean Kim scare you away???