Denjin Arcade - HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAN!

VinnyMarano · 2009-02-20T12:09:39.000Z

Joey_aka_The_Boss:

Wuts up SF SLUTS i’m finally on this shit!! :clapdos::encore:

oh btw… SF4 < 3 muthafuckin S

but you don’t want beef with the gief.

“YOU WILL DIE EVERYTIME!!!”

:lovin:

Kobe_Bryant_24 · 2009-02-20T12:25:31.000Z

OK guys, after playing this game for 3 days, I think I got it figured out… in terms of a 3rd Strike player. Here is my ULTIMATE TRUE 3rd STRIKE CHIYOSHI DAI PAN SHORYU JINRAI PLAYERS GUIDE TO SF4HOMOS.

this game is basic. its impossible to show off, the game doesnt allow for it. in order to win you gotta be a homo. look don’t try to think! cause you’re opponent isn’t thinking. FRANKIE3s once said, “in order to beat an idiot, you gotta think like an idiot”
in order to do combos in this game, you really need to concentrate and tihnk about your hands. if you are like me, you gotta fucking MAKE YOURSELF SLOW DOWN!!!

i’m sorry that my hands are just doing a million gatdang things at once when I play 3rd Strike but when you play SF4HOMOS. you really really gotta fucking SLOOOOOOOOWWWW DOWNnnnnn… DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT. DON’t let that pig get you with a speeding ticket and miss your jab short DAI PAN SHORYUKEN!

the game is 10 steps backwards from 3rd strike, so play teh game like it is. do the same gay shit over and over, cause there is no counter for it anyways.

ONCE AGAIN! You don’t need to be creative, you don’t need to think what your opponent is gonna do next b/c well first off in #1 I said, you don’t think in this game, but besides that, this rocket scientist opponent of yours, is gonna do the same fucking shit… trust me!

repeat steps 1-3. Ever heard the cliche… wash rinse and repeat! Well… in trueness to this game… thats WHAT YOU DO MY BOY!

*****5. ***** This one is important, notice that is why there are 5 STARS next to it. (NO PUN INTENDED)

donate to 5 stars i need ps3//new joystick//laker playoff tickets//brand new car fund, and get to chat about 3s and sf4 with me for 30 minutes. I promise you, this is the way to fucking get better at this game. I will teach you all the secrets of… WAITING… and WAITING… and WAITING… and then doing the same thing… OVER… and OVER… and OVER>>>

OK now that you’ve read steps 1-5, and you understand this game, but if you are still having problems, then you probably weren’t very good at 3rd Strike b/c 3rd Strike, is a game of geniuses. Chess battle. Master of the mind. So if this simple ABC 123 elementary guide doesnt do it for you… then SF4HOMOS is not for you.

REMEMBER this is not rocket science.

CALCULUS : 3rd STRIKE
1 + 1 : ???

A. SF4
B. SF4HOMOS
C. The game that came out 3 days ago
D. All of the above.

Thanks for reading. I will update when I learn something new.

BustaBust · 2009-02-20T12:29:10.000Z

Kobe_Bryant_24:

donate to BustaBust’s i need ps3//new joystick//laker playoff tickets//brand new car fund, and get to chat about how* i am the best abel in the world* with me for 30 minutes.

fixed

pherai · 2009-02-20T12:30:27.000Z

:clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos:

GODLIKE

System_1 · 2009-02-20T12:31:29.000Z

Kobe_Bryant_24:

CALCULUS : 3rd STRIKE
1 + 1 : ???

A. SF4
B. SF4HOMOS
C. The game that came out 3 days ago
D. All of the above.

Thanks for reading. I will update when I learn something new.

:clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos::clapdos:

VinnyMarano · 2009-02-20T12:33:32.000Z

so does that mean if you are unwilling to play this shitty game like it is then you will lose every time?
fuck that, back to 3RD STRIKE.

Kobe_Bryant_24 · 2009-02-20T12:33:57.000Z

Just imagine how good RAY RAMOS/ANY MEXICAN would be at this game, if he/she just picked Zangief and followed 1-7?

TRUTH?

UltraDavid · 2009-02-20T12:43:13.000Z

Kobe_Bryant_24:

Chess battle.

One time I was playing chess with a guy and after spending a long time trying to force him into a bad situation, I was finally in position to move my rook into check mate for the win. All of a sudden my opponent said, “Hold on a second, I know what you’re going to do next!” And he pressed toward on my rook and put me in check!

BustaBust · 2009-02-20T12:49:28.000Z

so that is the same as a parry and low forward super right? all fun and game

ReNiC · 2009-02-20T13:15:51.000Z

UltraDavid:

One time I was playing chess with a guy and after spending a long time trying to force him into a bad situation, I was finally about to move my rook into check mate for the win. All of a sudden he said, “Hold on a second, I know what you’re going to do next!” And he pressed toward on my bishop and put me in check!

Imagine that! You being predictable and getting beasted because of it!

VinnyMarano · 2009-02-20T20:21:07.000Z

Kobe_Bryant_24:

Just imagine how good RAY RAMOS/ANY MEXICAN would be at this game, if he/she just picked Zangief and followed 1-7?

TRUTH?

one of the day time mexican players was beasting me and even beating Ultradavid.
this game MUST be good:rofl:

Ironreaver7 · 2009-02-21T03:17:36.000Z

LOL man Yi really hates SF4 LOL!!!

UltraDavid · 2009-02-21T03:37:38.000Z

Heh I haven’t played much in the last few months. And that shoto player makes random decisions sometimes, but he has real solid footsies and spacing.

Kobe_Bryant_24 · 2009-02-21T03:51:29.000Z

Ironreaver7:

LOL man Yi really hates SF4 LOL!!!

No… its fun actually. I have a 43 game win streak on xbox live!

Dentron · 2009-02-21T04:00:16.000Z

i havent laughed that hard in awhile

let_blood_run · 2009-02-21T05:55:22.000Z

UltraDavid:

One time I was playing chess with a guy and after spending a long time trying to force him into a bad situation, I was finally in position to move my rook into check mate for the win. All of a sudden my opponent said, “Hold on a second, I know what you’re going to do next!” And he pressed toward on my rook and put me in check!

i would think he baited you.

:looney:

RobRyuScrub · 2009-02-21T07:06:18.000Z

UltraDavid:

One time I was playing chess with a guy and after spending a long time trying to force him into a bad situation, I was finally in position to move my rook into check mate for the win. All of a sudden my opponent said, “Hold on a second, I know what you’re going to do next!” And he pressed toward on my rook and put me in check!

Lets play chess.

That goes to anyone who wants a challenge.

System_1 · 2009-02-21T08:48:00.000Z

How about Settlers of Catan? :lol:
Bitches never see the one point card coming.

Purrin · 2009-02-21T12:47:59.000Z

Hey Shogo, Arcsys asked me to post this around.

"–The Creator of BlazBlue at Denjin Arcade Saturday Feb 20th between 3-4PM–

This is very last minute but I figured all blazblue and guilty gear players should know, tomorrow between 3 and 4pm at denjin arcade, the creator of blazblue and co creator of guilty gear, Toshimichi Mori, will be at Denjin Arcade scooping out the competition and challenging folks!!"

Hope it’s cool as I and a few others plan to show up for this.

AksysGames · 2009-02-21T14:50:35.000Z

To follow up with Purrin, that ain’t no joke. Toshimichi Mori has been in town this week helping us with Blazblue stuff and when found out about Denjin Arcade, he’s said on sat he was gonna stop by and check out the competition, see how the Blazblue scene is like at SoCal. So folks, if you wanna challenge Mori, ask him questions about shit, or wanna get shit signed, this is the best time to do it!