Demon's/Dark Souls Thread. Dark Souls II!

http://petitionbureau.org/DarkSoulsForPC

Sign this you schmucks. I want to buy the game again.

Signed it before, even though I’m not sure that I would play it in reality. Relatively unmonitored servers with PC modding ability most likely means bullshit galore online.

I keep thinking more than half the people signing that petition have no intention of “buying” Dark Souls.

No. Don’t want people hacking this game. Sorry.

This is an overrated piece of trash game. I want my 20 hours back that I put into this boring game.

i think i started getting into it a lot more around about the 21 hour mark :smiley:

seriously though, once i was strong enough to farm the stone giant things in darkroot garden for souls to buy titanite shards to upgrade my weapons, the game got about 10 times more playable to me (and then also discovering id done the bosses in the “wrong” order and there was a ton of other bosses who i was able to kill in about 2 mins cos id already done a bunch of the harder ones)

How I feel about Skyrim after 120 hours of Dark Souls

Because Dark Souls on consoles doesn’t have cheating? Might want to turn your gaming badge in.

Didn’t know there was a badge for gaming. So does this mean I can’t be in the cool kid’s club? :frowning:

Exactly. Boys only. No girls allowed. :rofl:

And with that completely intelligent response, I can tell that the only “girl” you’ve gotten close enough to your life is Gwynevere.
Am I doing it right? Am I?

Shes the only girl I need in my life.

Hah, if we’re going by intelligent responses then your original post takes the cake, easily. So tell me, was your original point plain stupidity or ignorance?

Amazing chest ahead

Girls are icky anyways…

Ugh… I’m not going to even bother. If you haven’t seen some of the shit that goes down when some console games get ported to the PC, then there’s no hope for you. Sure there are glitches and exploits and Dark Souls, but take that 20 steps ahead on a PC version and we have ourselves a broken piece of shit.

If you have an actual point to make, make it. Otherwise stop talking out of your ass. Nobody is saying that cheating isn’t a problem in PC games when they don’t take steps to properly prevent cheating. It’s a problem on consoles as well, Borderlands for example has a save game editor that let’s you do basically whatever the fuck you want with your character. HP, health, weapon modification, skills, inventory size. You name it, it’s got it. Works on 360, PS3 and PC and it’s piss easy to use.

Dark Souls has a few hacks, some allow you to mod your stats and be whatever fucking soul level you want (SL1 with 99 to everything). Fought against a few people who took 0 damage naked, no spells on them. Add people with lag switches and you’re getting back stabbed from 30 feet away, from the front and for 1000+ damage (2H backstab).

You can keep claiming that I’m talking out of my ass all you want, either way I’m not signing your stupid petition. All of what you said there will be a whole lot worse on the PC. Are you playing the Xbox version or something?

Reah>>>Gwynevere

Then again she’s like ridiculously religious and I wouldn’t want to jump through hoops plus I stick to praising the sun.

Just had to best PvP experience ever. Was invading in the painted worlds for ears for DMB, last spell I needed for the miracle trophy on my new PSN account. I invade these two heretics hiding out in one of the destroyed buildings, that I can’t reach without going all the way around the level. All of the sudden I get a message saying “We haven’t sinned”. So, now I’m into this shit. I’m officially driven to kill these two. I message back simply saying “apparently you have…THE GUILTY PAY THE PRICE!”. Came up behind then in the building, back stabbed the phantom OHKOing him, then proceeded to beat the shit out of the host with my new divine claymore with stamina I didn’t even have. I swear the gods wanted me to pummel him to dust. Oh and they were both 10 feet tall and max level. Tall tales have to sound tall.

I figured out that they legitimately couldn’t figure out why they were being invaded, as Oswald or whatever his name is said they haven’t sinned. I figure it’s from killing Gwyndolin in their worlds. Any idea if that’s true or not?

I feel pretty tough right now. Hahaha