Dem' Nerfs: It's Nerf or Nothing!

All the nerf guns come with some kind of fail safe that makes the pressure coming from the “bullets” a bit more safe.
Taking out this fail safe allows the bullets to actually shoot fuckin’ far, and for most nerf guns, even hurt at close range :eek:

Never had these as a kid, had one of the footballs but that was it. Even had to settle for the cheap off brand super soaker knock offs lol. I was mad jealous of friends that did have them though, always got stuck with the shitty guns.

Shitty guns, are the best guns.
Never really got nerf shit, my family bought random mexican stuff at our mexican wal-mart.

We used to play touch football with our ghetto ass knock off of a nerf foot ball, played touch foot ball and all we did was tackle.
WTF, STUPID KIDS!!

Nerf Arrowstorm was top tier back in the day.

Nerf Bow & Arrow, bitches.

The only one I ever had was the bat/warthog thing. I got it cause it had RDS.

I got that bitch for $15.90 on Kmart’s website. Does jam a bit and it uses 6 D batteries but it’s just awesome to have since it looks so intimidating. I also own…

Armory

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http://nerf.wikia.com/wiki/Proton - Shoots far but it works like a micro frisbee and curves near the end.

http://nerf.wikia.com/wiki/Tactical_light - Green light. It goes with with the…

http://nerf.wikia.com/wiki/Firefly_REV-8 - (yellow) Which has the shittiest range ever. The glow in the dark dart idea is cool though.

http://nerf.wikia.com/wiki/Barricade_RV-10 - (yellow) This one is still in the box because I only wanted to get the stock to give to someone else.

http://nerf.wikia.com/wiki/Reflex_IX-1 - (blue) Makes me think of the Noisy Cricket from MIB. Has pretty nice range to be so small. Even has a tactical rail but I’m not sure what you’d want to put on there.

http://nerf.wikia.com/wiki/Barrel_Break_IX-2 - Just a very cool looking and fun to operate gun. Shooting out two darts is neat and the added dart holding rail is a nice addition.

http://nerf.wikia.com/wiki/Maverick_REV-6 (blue and yellow) - The Nerf gun that saved Nerf in my eyes. Before this gun Nerf was dead to adults but this, with it’s 6 round design, really made me turn my head. I mean no more reloading after every shot!

http://nerf.wikia.com/wiki/Alpha_Trooper_CS-18 - The only CS gun I own and the only one I need. It’s just a solid piece of kit. [/details]

I don’t mod at all. Thought I might mod the Firefly to make it suck less. It’s that damn bad.

I also collect at least one of each of the N-Force melee weapons.

Slice and Dice

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http://nerf.wikia.com/wiki/Battlemaster_Mace - Lands with a nice thud and has a nice weighty feel.

http://nerf.wikia.com/wiki/Klaw_Hatchet - I’ve seen these on clearance throughout the year. While they don’t hurt much and they suck for throwing the hatchet can hook into the the bladed weapons to control your opponent’s attacks.

http://nerf.wikia.com/wiki/Marauder_Long_Sword - (red) Though a bit wobbly it’s the best sword around. Long and heavy. It packs a meaningful thud.

http://nerf.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow_Fury_Short_Sword and http://nerf.wikia.com/wiki/Thunder_Fury_Short_Sword - The original swords. They swing fast and hit hard (nerf hard). Still great to have despite the improvements made.

http://nerf.wikia.com/wiki/Stonewall_Shield_and_Sword - The epitome of poor execution. Shield is useless to those over the age of 5. It’s even useless to kids under the age of 5 since there’s no way to control the shield. It’s just wraps around your arm (or hand if you are an adult) and it’s just floppy. The dagger is neat but useless since daggers are meant for stabbing and this one is weaker than the other swords.

http://nerf.wikia.com/wiki/Warlock_Axe - A faster and longer Mace. Doesn’t hurt as much though.

http://nerf.wikia.com/wiki/Vendetta_Double_Sword - The new hotness. Locking and unlocking them during combat is very easy but not to the point where it’ll fly apart with every swing. The blades are a bit shorter than the short swords and the hilts are as well but they doesn’t stop them from being useful. If I had to only choose one weapon from the N-Force line this would be it.[/details]

I look forward to seeing what Hasbro has in store for next year. N-Force could use…

  • a better shield
  • bo staff type weapon (with attachments for the tips to convert them into speaers or a scythe)
  • Morning Star
  • Schimtar
  • Machette
  • Dragon Slayer ;-p
  • Movie related fare that doesn’t suck. (Thor’s hammer could be re-released but bigger)

N-Strike/Vortex seems really solid already. Not sure what they could add to the line. I think a revamp to make the guns more reliable overall would be best. I certainly don’t feel the need to buy more guns though however.

I own one of these, lol @ the box saying it’s quick firing. Takes so much damn force to pull back the slide, and you have to do it with every single shot. Tired me out trying to fire that thing constantly.

Do they make any long range nerf guns? I want to snipe people for extra annoyance.

There’s an improved version of the Maverick called the Spectre but it only holds five rounds. It’s easier to fire shot after the shot. And any gun with CS in it’s name is even easier to shoot. The Alpha Trooper CS 18 and the Recon CS 35 (name, dart type, rounds it holds at once) have ‘slam fire’ which lets you hold down the trigger and pump shot after shot at a quick pace.

They make ‘sniper style’ guns but the one currently on the market doesn’t have the greatest range. Almost all nerf guns can be modded to have an improved range however (like going from 35ft max to 50+ft) but if you are talking about shooting someone from one end of a football field to another you can forget about it.The nature of the ammo (darts, even Stefans) will prevent that.

Edit: But if all you want is maximum range buy one of the new Vortex guns. Especially the Praxis.

I need one of those sniper nerf guns for my office.