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DAMMIT, I used the Suicide Silence song in the wrong thread! Fuck!

OP, don’t do it, mang. There’s all kinds of cool shit to live for :tup: Like food! Go eat SO MUCH fuckin’ food! Try it all!

Why hasn’t this thread been closed and deleted yet?

Much to learn, you still have.

Im done crying over how horri-bad I am. I was just gonna go to the dating thread and ask for some pointers.

Because you posted it in the one sub-forum out of the entire website where people aren’t routinely molly-coddled and shielded from whatever public embarrassment they’ve brought upon themselves.

nah Im not embarrassed. I was just curious is all. SRK doesn’t have much impact on my real life, unless of course theres useful tips which Ive gotten from time to time and in this thread.

SRK godlike advice how to win at real life.

The advice made me get off my ass and get in school. Now I gotta find a job. Even if its shitty, I gotta find a way to power on through it.

I know its an old thread but…

I kind of find it sad that people think its the end of the world to be in your 20s/30s and never have kissed the opposite sex, or have gotten laid for that matter.

Hell, look at Lolo Jones. Famous runner competing in the Olympics, has model looks, and she’s a 29 year old virgin.

Really, if getting laid is hard, you could always pay for it. Strippers/escorts charge anywhere between $50 to $200 these days thanks to the recession. Or go to a bar and get a broad stupid drunk like everyone else does.

Unless you are pretending to be a girl asking for advice on how to have fun at a bar. Then we get guys who NEVER post on this forum going out of their way to try and get noticed. Fucking net stalkers and the girls who love them, yeeesh.

They need to develop a healthy bitterness toward women that will manifest itself in horribly cruel teasing, possibly verging on psychological terrorism.

Normally once they found out that the person whom they were trying SO DESPERATELY to have notice them was actually a dude, then they would fall back in shame. But today’s youth are so oversexed from all this bad music that they will attempt to stick their dick into anything. Man if you go to any other part of the this forum you have these Gaia online cats sticking so close to any perceived sign of female interaction, even if they know it’s a dude. Shit is crazy yet kind of disheartening. Not saying that everyone should treat any ladies that do post here like shit but they shouldn’t be given any special attention. Of course this will fall on deaf ears to all the posters outside of GD and a good chunk of them that post in the Relationship thread lol.

One of the rules on the net is everyone is a guy until confirmed otherwise. Apparently, no one on SrK follows that rule

different situations, different circumstances, different realities, different problems. people always use this argument but it doesn’t really hold any weight

ultimately though, there is no reason to kill yourself. once you hit rockbottom, things can only get better so why end it there?

Most people on SRK follow that rule. It isn’t spectacular when they do, which is why people only remember the ones who don’t.

nigga wants to end his existence because there hasn’t been any pussy and feels like he is socially akward. First world problems, fool doesn’t have it hard, my argument certainly holds weight, especially because pussy or lack of a social life isn’t worth dying over. 20 year’s old in a country where its infinitely easier to solve all of his issues, nigga please

Shit man there’s always somebody who sucks more than you, i didn’t get laid till my 30’s never went on a date never had a kiss till my 30’s met my missus ONLINE!! as much as people might knock it you never know, now we’ll get married we live together, been together 4 years.

Chin up, because if i found somebody fuck anybody can, i will say one thing that’s probably gonna be unpopular, but seriously fuck the casual pussy fuck buddys whatever if your looking for real happiness you cannot go wrong with the love of a good woman, And fuck what your friends might think Ie she’s not that great look blah blah, whatever! all you gotta remember is that you love/like that woman, your the one who has to wake up next to her your in it for youself/her not your buddys

Get your fucking act together get a job and stop being a dick

An Hero bro get it over with

I’m STUNNED that the yes option isn’t 100% filled. SRK has gotten soft over the years.

Future advice for anyone offing themselves: do it in private so you don’t inconvenience anyone. No one will give a fuck about your death except for how much time you cost them when they were trying to get to their destination. No one cared about you when you were alive and it won’t change with your death.

Both options say no.

People actually voted in this poll?

Hey OP. Reply to this.