DC comic character will soon "come out of closet."

Can you even call it a gay war? lol
Marvel has been pretty subtle with their gay characters and never really made a big deal about it.

That’s just brutal, yo

inb4 Beast Boy

I’m thinking that for it to have any impact whatsoever, it would have to be one of the big seven: Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Lantern, Aquaman or Martian Manhunter. It definitely won’t be Supes or Bats, though - and I think DC knows well enough that making Aquaman gay would just be viewed as a big joke. (I’ll be personally hoping that Supergirl and Batgirl come out the closet together. Or Power Girl and Atlee. Or Poison Ivy and Harley.)

Really, though, the whole thing is going to be a waste. If they want to get more readers, they have to do more than bursts of shock and awe - they have to make a sustainable series that is aimed at a different audience, most obviously females.

Whatever. Even though I still like DC more than Marvel, I couldn’t care less for them after they turned Starfire into an emotionless cum-dumpster and gave Power Girl the most boring re-design imaginable.

Cum Dumpster Starfire da bess

This is 2012, there is no such thing as subtlety anymore.

@ Kaz: But is she da bes in da whorl?

Considering he has a wife and two kids I dunno, he’d been fucking DEEP undercover.

Ever hear of Mormons, Jehova’s Witnesses, or Scientologists? They have that shit

On.

Lock.

Hawkman is actually Mitt Romney. It’s DC’s plan to rule with the new 52.

I liked Starfire better when she was a nympho who still cracked a smile every now and then.

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/tnl/attachment.php?attachmentid=65854&stc=1&d=1337746599

I don’t understand.

Green Lanterns are gay.

Is there something I’m missing here? Are all of them gay? Even the yellow ones? Even the F-sharp bells?

My god, what kind of a racket are the Guardians running?

One of animal mans appeals is that he is an every day dude, he can’t be gay.

Resurrection man on the other hand…

Now I’m thinking of Deadman and The Spectre.

YOOOOO PLASTIC MAN

The biggest and gayest intergalactic orgy ever.

fuck a clark kent. Being straight is Kal-El’s greatest disguise

Wow I wanna put that in a song so much

I really hope Poison Ivy or Raven go lesbian.

This was the first time I have actually laughed out loud, in real life, from an SRK post, in a very long time.

…come to think on it, the last time was a post by your gay alias.

Poison Ivy is Bi. She’ll hit anything.

Only the one played by Ryan Reynolds.