Davidstar and his birthday

I got you beat lol.

3K, son.

Spoiler

:shake:

Happy Birthday.

Anyone who clicks “disagree” secretly likes scat porn.

@Joshkaz

my previous post was the only one that got a disagree from you?

You da mayne !!! :clap:

It’s God Emperor, but I will accept mayne.

Most hateful shit ive ever seen guys. Id say happy birthday but Davidstar sounds too fucking jewish tbh.

everyday is davidstar’s birthday

He’s just a JJBA fanboy, that’s all.

Davidstar definitely does not enjoy licking little boy butts

Didn’t get much yesterday. All I got was a Tibetan singing bowl.
Very zen. I love it
Probably gonna go buy me something from game stop later.

Gamestop is the best store ever created!

po pimpus is cool because he’s talking about ANARCHY REIGNS CHARACTER BAYONETTA there and it takes skills not patches and dont nerf the top tiers by taking away good strong tools, instead make the lower tiers better by shoring up their weaknesses!

EVO 2016 WELCOMES THE COMBINED SMELL OF EVERY SMASH PLAYER AND ALSO THE POKEYMON+NEW SMASH GAME = POKK(GAYM)EN TOURNAMENT PLAYERS TOO FOR AN

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(ALL DAY CHEETOH FINGER CRUSTED MISSINGBODYWASH SCRUBBINGBUBBLES MR CLEANS BALD ASS LEMON PLEDGE CLEANUP YOUR BALL ROOM DOOKIES STAINING CHAIRS AND WALLS SHITSTAIN LITERALLY AND OF YOUR OWN COMMUNITY AND HUMAN RACE BILL)

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OROCHI ZOOLANDER IS THAT TRAVIS GUYS JAPANESE WAIFY+FU OR SHORTHANDED WAI+FU, SECRET FIGHTING STYLE LIKE SHAQ-FU is a derivative of Kung-Fu, WHO’S NAME IS “CHI” NOT CHIBI OR Chi-Chi THE ONLY SHIT YOU EVER HEARD ABOUT AND SHE PLAYS ORO AND LIKES THE MOVIE ZOOLANDER

NOT A 7 FOOT TALL MUAI THAI GUY WHO HAS A DUMBASS CANCEL ROUNDHOUSE FOR NO REASON, DEPTH PERCEPTION PROBLEMS, WITH A LIMITED VOCABULARY, SO HE HANGS OUT IN THE CORNERS TALKING TO HIMSELF ABOUT TIGERS and shit, HE THINKS EVERYTHING IS A TIGER
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@Vynce is the best Mafia player I’ve ever played with and I respect and admire him.

This is the best birthday thread anyone has ever seen or been created on SRK

Also I thought Zero and Waifu Fei-Run were tops in Anarchy Reigns?

Granted, it’seems been a while.

David, your bday is over. Come back to irc

I was sorely tempted to click “LOL” on Hax’s post, but I have to keep the theme going.

i heard davidstar is not a pedophile

Davidstar does not have a huge dangalang