Dark Souls 3: Prepare to Die Once More

So I was looking back at my DkS, DkS2, and BB guides (really amazing guides by the way) and trying to figure out what changed between them and the DkS3 guide (which is pretty much straight garbage, although decent from a collector’s POV I suppose). Finally it dawned on me, the DkS3 guide was done by Prima while the past guides were done by FuturePress. This information is probably already known, but it just now dawned on me; I didn’t realize the printer could have such a big impact on the overall quality

I’m so mad about that bird… (and i didn’t find the ring, there was no helpful message when i was playing and i refuse to look up where to get anything till my second run) first time i found him I was just leaving stuff to see what he would take, left a prism stone and accidentally hit B too many times while backing out of the menu to back-step to my death… well bird took my item and the thing i was supposed to get was gone by the time i got back up there… and he won’t accept prism stone again. Hopefully it was one of the shitty trades that he always has.

Couldn’t he start over again on NG+?

I beat Dancer last night in one shot, but I can definitely see how that boss is a huge bitch. The command grab caught me off guard and nearly one shot me if I weren’t embered from a boss kill beforehand. Having a shield with 100% physical damage absorption really helped out. How do you get her armor set though?

I saw that, but the issue is that works out great for the first few spawns then eventually the red eyed fucker sees me first and then i have 3 on me and it’s not good… and i’m too stubborn to summon a phantom cause yeah… fuck that noise.

Just buy it from the Hand Maiden.

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I found the old jail key. Where do I use it? Also, how do I free the witch from the jail? Jailers reducing your health bar is annoying AF

Yes, but my build is finished and capped at SL130. This forces me to invest at least 5 levels into that character, making it SL135.

Looking for cheat engines strats to work around this bullshit anyway.

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Old Cell Key let’s you get the gold serpent ring and free Siegward. To use it, go to the roof of the building in the Capital, where you fought the NPC who casts and uses the fire mace. Look for an area you can jump across to, it’s hard to see, but if you look you’ll find it. The Jailers Key ring is required to free Karla. You get that around the same area I just mentioned. However, instead of jumping across, just go up the stairs and wrap around to the end of the hall past the Giant

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There’s 3 keys total in that area, the one you need for the witch and the ashes is actually in the Profane Capitol

"What is bravery, without a dash of recklessness"

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Always remember your roots.

We should totally have a collection of cool art on the OP.

I didn’t have a problem with Dancer at all, what aspects of her have caused people problems?

Personally, I had a much harder time with(Spoilers for Untended Grave and 2nd to last boss)

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Champion Gundyr and the Lothric Twins

Double post but WHO CARES, this shit is HILARIOUS.

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Champion Gundyr fucked me up for a while but he’s not too bad overall, now the Nameless King on the other hand…

lol gank rolling

Are the first three images from DS1? If so, I gotta suck it up and attempt to play through it again.

All that gray at the beginning of the game, though. So fucking colorless. I mean, look at this picture I took:

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Game was free as fuck. Those of you who said to git gud suck dick at games if you think DS1 is hard. Parried/rolled everything with dual wield Washing Poles. My ninja build too stronk. Soon as I farmed enough souls to buy the Washing Poles, I never used a shield again.

@ Martian, pre-emptive fuck you if you try to check my trophies to expose me. Ain’t shit to expose, you punk bitch ass nigga :mad:

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So fucking gray…

One of the best videos I’ve ever seen.

You cant parry with the Washing Pole…

Isn’t that the final boss room?

Dark Souls III is the fastest selling game in history for Namco America

Yeah you can. I’ve been doing it all game.

No, you bitch ass. It’s level 1 :mad: