Dan's Win Quotes

Yeah, this seems like a good thread, thanks for bringing this up.

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ALL DAN’S WIN QUOTES IN VANILLA SFIV

DAN VS.

RYU: You try to dress and act like me, but you´re just a freakin´ poseur!
KEN: I won ´cuz I don´t have a girl holding me back like you do!
CHUN-LI: That´s what you get for making fun of Dan the man!
E.HONDA: Are you sure those are real sumo moves?
BLANKA: Long time no see, Jimmy! Let´s go grab us some food! Loser
pays, OK?
ZANGIEF: Size isn´t everything! And I´m not just talking about
muscles!
GUILE: Typical lazy government employee!
DHALSIM: Your endless preaching is gonna put me to sleep!
BALROG: Tell me where you got your haircut so I can remember never
to go there.
VEGA: I hate guys like you! Not sure why, but…
SAGAT: Now I can finally visit my father´s grave without being ashamed…
M.BISON: You´re evil and you laugh like a pervert!
C.VIPER: A business woman, huh? This is my job, too! It´s how I put food
on the table!
RUFUS: An amateur like you needs like 10,000 light-years of practise to
face me!
EL FUERTE: Whip me up a meal next time! I´ll judge you with my taste buds!
ABEL: Hm? I don´t know anybody that looks like you! Honest!
SAKURA: Now, you understand the ful glory of Saikyo Style!
ROSE: Just because you´re beautiful doesn´t mean I´ll let you walk all
over me!
GEN: I didn´t think an old man like you could dish it out like that!
CAMMY: Don´t remember your past? In that case, you were my apprentice!
Join me again!
FEI LONG: Take that! Who´s the greatest now mister big shot movie star?
AKUMA: Who let this guy fight? This dude is cheap as hell!
GOUKEN: You look awfully familiar… Hm!? What are you doing here?
SETH: Your moves just aren´t good enough! You oughtta copy Saikyo moves
instead!

NORMAL QUOTES
DAN

01: The path to true Saikyo power is no cakewalk! You couldn´t handle it!
02: Lame! Calling you an amateur would be giving you too much credit!
03: Wah ha ha! I won! I won! My art of fighting is unstoppable!
04: This is Saikyo power!
05: Now that was a real street fight! I hope it was as good for you as
it was for me!
06: Underestimating me is a really good way to hurt yourself!
07: Ha ha! That was nothing!
08: Whooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!
09: Heh he he. That was easy!
10: Here´s the deal! I´ll make an exception and take you on as my
special pupil!
11: No problem!

VS DAN QUOTES

RYU VS DAN: Close but no cigar, friend. Surely you realize what your
technique lacks!

KEN VS DAN: Sorry to beat you up so bad. Should known you wouldn´t put up
a fight…

CHUN LI VS DAN: I don´t have time to deal with you right now. Can´t we do this
another time?

E.HONDA VS DAN: You can´t just talk the talk, man! One of these days, ya gotta
learn how to fight!

BLANKA VS DAN: Fighting your friends is fun! You think so too, right?

ZANGIEF VS DAN: I toss you around like a ragdoll, yet you stand again! I admire
your heart!

GUILE VS DAN: Your attacks are amateurish at best. Are you some kind of joke?

DHALSIM VS DAN: Do not be satisfied with mediocrity. Open your eyes before it´s too late.

BALROG VS DAN: You´d better thank me for takin´ on an amateur like you!
It´s beneath me!

VEGA VS DAN: Your pitiful antics are entertaining, but tiresome.

SAGAT VS DAN: Your bitterness does not interest me! A true fighter needs to
have pride!

M.BISON VS DAN: Killing a worm like you is a waste of my precious power!

C.VIPER VS DAN: Goofy guys can be kind of cute, but you take it a little too far.

RUFUS VS DAN: Take that, Ken Masters! Huh? You say you ain´t him? You can´t fool me,
man! I mean, you got the whole karate outfit an´ gloves and crap, right?
Maybe you dyed your hair or whatever, but I know it´s you! ´Course, you
are weaker than I woulda thought…

EL FUERTE VS DAN: Your style is as bland as week old beans!

ABEL VS DAN: You´re a funny guy! I bet my army pals would love you!

SAKURA VS DAN: Oops! Sorry! I really thought you´d be able to dodge that with no
problem…

ROSE VS DAN: Let go of your grudges. Dwelling on the past prevents you from moving
forward.

GEN VS DAN: Your ignorance will be your undoing!

CAMMY VS DAN: Do people in Hong Kong actually find you entertaining? I can´t stand
you!

FEI LONG VS DAN: Is that it!? You´ve gotta be kidding me!

AKUMA VS DAN: You never stood a chance!

GOUKEN VS DAN: Until you rid your heart of anger, your growth will remain forever
stunted.

SETH VS DAN: Never have I engaged an opponent as weak as you. Why do you even try?

phew, it will take even longer to get the ssfiv quotes, since they are only available in arcade…

Super Street Fighter 4: Arcade Edition Dan Win Quotes

DAN vs.

T. HAWK: Not having a place to live sucks. I totally feel your pain, bro!

CAMMY: You’re a friend of Sakura’s? That gets you a 50% discount at my dojo!

CODY: I guess being unemployed beats being in prison… You okay dude? Lighten up!

ABEL: A family is more of a hassle than you think. You’ll need a job an’ stuff.

C. VIPER: I’m pretty sure hiding devices up your sleeves and in your boots is cheating.

EL FUERTE: Gah! What is this crap!? Somebody bring me a glass of water!

GOUKEN: I heard you were dead. Wait a minute… You’re not a ghost are you?

DEE JAY: Your music sucks. That said, I’d take a free CD if you got any.

JURI: You were tryin’ to kill me for real weren’t ya? You’re lucky I’m a nice guy!

BALROG: Chicks don’t dig the whole greed thing, bro. You might wanna think about that.

IBUKI: You need like a safety pin or something for your pants there?

SAGAT: Father! Did you see that? I finally did it!

DUDLEY: You rich people make me sick! I drink my tea from a paper cup and I like it!

GEN: Don’t even think of suing me for damages, gramps!

ROSE: Does slight of hand magic really count as a fighting style? Seriously?

CHUN LI: Interfering with an investigation? Don’t arrest me! I’m too pretty for jail!

BLANKA: Hey Jimmy! I’m not getting many applicants lately… I wonder why…

KEN: You think you’re a real winner, but you didn’t win this time, didja big shot?

SAKURA: Ready to give up? Huh? No, it’s cool, we should stop now.

SETH: That’s it! I won! Where’s my prize money? Does it come on a giant check?

AKUMA: That was a close one. My whole life flashed before my eyes. How sad…

DHALSIM: Dude, you’re married?! And you have a kid? For reals?!

MAKOTO: If you hang up a plastic sheet to catch rain, be sure to do it from outside!

FEI: Remember the Saikyo arts! It blows your style away!

VEGA: Handsome guys really get my goat! Great hair only makes me hate you more! Argh!

RUFUS: I wish I was a smooth talker like you!

RYU: Your moves are a convincing imitation, but I’m still stronger!

ADON: You’ll never be king until you move to the Saikyo arts. Wanna give it a try?

HONDA: What was that all about? I’ve seen sumo before, and that move was not sumo!

HAKAN: What a waste of good oil! I coulda fried, like, 10 eggs in that!

GUILE: I think the comfort of a regular income would just cramp my style, bro.

GUY: Sorry, bro. I’m just driven to punch guys that are more handsome than me.

ZANGIEF: All your fans are snot-nosed kids! I-I’m not jealous or anything…

YUN: You wear that cap to cover up your bald spot right? Ha ha, I’m on to you!

EVIL RYU: W-w-w-wait! Take it easy man! You’re gonna give yourself an aneurism!

YANG: Huh? You wanna be stronger than your bro? Well, come to the Saikyo dojo!

ONI: Aaaah! Goodbye cruel world! Wait a sec… You mean I won?

M. BISON: Anyone with a secret base or a private army or house must be pure evil!

NORMAL WIN QUOTES

#1- Keep an eye on me father! I won’t let the Saikyo arts down!

#2- Whoever’s still standing wins! I almost tripped, but I didn’t, so I win!

#3- I just thought of a great new taunt! Better write it down before I forget!

#4- If you let instant noodles soak long enough, they feel more filling!

#5- Dinner? I usually eat beans right from the can while standing over the sink!

#6- Underestimating me is a surefire way to get hurt!

#7- For a second I thought I might lose… Aw, who am I kidding? I was sure of it!

#8- I stubbed my toe! I hope you have good insurance, bub!

#9- Now you have to join my dojo! Just write your name and credit card number here…

#10- Yahoo!

#11- No problem!

vs. DAN

ZANGIEF: You have guts, comrade! But not enough to topple the mighty Red Cyclone!

CODY: You’re all talk, man! Anyone ever tell you that before?

FEI LONG: Stand up! I’m just getting started!

JURI: Is this supposed to be some kind of joke? 'Cuz I’m not laughing.

IBUKI: Um, are you okay? Huh? Can you hear me? Oh geez. He’s out cold…

ABEL: I haven’t laughed like this in ages! Thanks for the good time friend!

SAKURA: You okay, Hibiki-san? Looks like your eyes are rolled back into your head…

SETH: The penalty for wasting my time is a slow and painful death!

MAKOTO: You have your own dojo! Running it is hard work isn’t it?

HAKAN: Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?

GOUKEN: You will not improve as long as you allow anger to fester in your heart.

GUY: Why does fighting you always seem to throw off my pace?

KEN: Knocked out already? Dude, are you for real?

T. HAWK: It is difficult to win with humility and lose with dignity.

BLANKA: Don’t worry, Dan. You can be my apprentice if you want.

CHUN LI: Sorry, but I’m too busy to mess around. Challenge me after some training!

RYU: Your stance could use some work. Care to give it another shot?

DEE JAY: You’re a cool cat, man!

VEGA: I cannot bear to gaze upon your face for one more instant. Leave me at once!

CAMMY: So weak! Are you really Sakura’s teacher?

RUFUS: How does it feel to ride the defeat train, Ken Masters? Next stop: Failureville! Population: you! What? You say I got the wrong guy? Fat chance! You’re just embarrassed about losin’!

YUN: Taunting even while losing… Man, I respect that in a fighter.

EVIL RYU: Even after disposing of you, I fear your smell shall linger for too long.

YANG: What kind of fighter relies on taunts as his main move?

ONI: Disappear, now.

M. BISON: Even a newly recruited Shadaloo guard could make short work of you, fool!

Nice! I’ve been wanting to see Dan’s arcade quotes in ssfiv. the harder part will be getting the ones for when they beat him, becuase fighting dan in arcade is random.

Nah, just play as Dan and lose on purpose when you fight them. Only difficult part is fighting Zangief and Bison because they NEVER SHOW UP–geez! Spent like an hour playing Arcade and still no Bison! Oh, and memorizing what was said (win/lose) is kind of hard because it’s only on the screen for like a second.

Updated Dan’s win quotes for Arcade Edition! I like how he interacts with Yun especially.

Just missing Oni’s then. Easiest way would be to play as Oni until you come across Dan since don’t really know how to fight him yet.

Yun has respect for Dan, I like that :rofl:

Just updated the post with Oni!

I found the normal quotes in Vanilla SF was better for Dan. Boy I miss them

Alpha 2 or 3: " I hate the Art of Fighting, but I want to be the King of Fighters!"