Dan and Skullo

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Birdie, Blanka, and Geki interviewed a party of KFC, McDonalds, Church’s Chicken, Subway, Arby’s, Burger King, and Chik A Fila employees to go to battle against the cfierce. Only four warriors could possibly stand a chance against it.

May Lee: I KNEW I SHOULDN’T HAVE GOTTEN A PART TIME JOB!

Amingo: 'Ey mi amor!

Alex: You gonna make it quick guys? I got an indie federation match in three hours.

Guy: I am a ninja.

Guy and Geki stared at eachother silently for fifteen minutes.

Geki: I am a ninja.

Guy: I have NIKES.

Geki: disappears

Guy: Hmm.

Geki: reappears with Adidas

Birdie: Are you sure these are all the fucks you can round up?

Geki: …yeah.

Blanka: humps a wall

Birdie: Well then. All we got to work with is a scrawny Korean, a Jerry Garcia cactus, a Triple H wanna be and a ninja with Nikes. We can do this.

Geki fashioned a SAGAT RADAR and handed it to Birdie.

Birdie: …he’s above us?

Sagat and Balrog flew (yeah, flew) to the action in the sky, as Psycho Shredder and Sheng Long fight to a stand still.

Psycho Shredder: I’LL BLOCK AND BLOCK AGAIN!!!

Sheng Long: BUT YOU WON’T STAND A CHANCE!!!

Sagat: What …

Balrog: The fuck?

Kyo humped Rose, but Rose used her psychic powers to tear his dick up.

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WOW!!! A good one. I gotta subscribe to this. Gotta love that Akuma being a good guy thingie. . .

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Blanka: HMMMFF!!!

Adon: That was some ugly shit Blanka. Don’t ever say that again.

Blanka: MMmmer.

Adon: What? That’s all you. None of us fuck anacondas.

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LMMFAO, that was signature material, holy shit that made me laugh.

that is definately signature material and i will be using it as mine, lol

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That part was too good:lol: :lol:

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As Ken and Ryu exited the Oprah studio with Oprah’s carcass in tow, the two ran smack dab two old foes.

Ken: Allen Spider?
Allen: Spider? That’s Allen…Snider! That’s Snider! Snider, dickwad!
Ken: Oh, Allen Snider Dickwad? That’s cool. You must have picked up the new name AFTER I shinryukened you to death in two seconds…
Ryu: Who?
en: I tol you bout this chup, ya know the two time defending US champ I beat with one move…
Ryu: Oh yeah, you suck, man!
Ken: He’s like Dan…
Allen: Dan? Dan? I’m no Dan! I’m Allenna an I’m gonna whup you… I’m gonna prove it, right here, right now!!!
Ryu dropped Oprah as he looked to his right.
Ryu:Retsu? Man, what are you doing here?
Retsu: I came to see Oprah…what did you do to her? Oooooh I’m gonna tell Gouken…
Ryu: Ken, can you believe this?
As Ryu diverted his attention for just that brief second, Retsu snatched up Oprah.
Ken: Ryu! He’s got…
Allen: JUSTICE FIST, BIYATCH!!! How you like me now! Though you was all greatcuz you beat me and I listen to ZZ Top…well there huh…hahahahahaha…
As Ryu checked on the now unconscious and noseless Ken Masters, Allen Snider ran off with Retsu into the streets of Chicago.
Allen: Man, this is gonna get us to level 12!
Retsu: There is no level 12, dickwad.
Allen: Man, don’t make me knock them stupid eyebrows of your face.
As they ran they crossed an alley
Voice: Please, I’ll suck a dick for a dollar…
Retsu: What the…Magneto?
Magneto: Please can you spare a penny a dime…anything?
Allen: Man, we cant help you… you need God.
Magneto: Look, I can help you…you’re pimps right? I mean you with that purple and red gi I mean you got pimp written all over ya.
Allen: I do?
Magneto: Sure you do. Look I’ll get ya a pimp mobile. Wait here…
After 15 minutes Magneto returns with a drop-top Bentley.
Mags: Come on, I’ll give you this for five dollars I need some smack, man!
Allen: This is the only smack you get…JUSTICE FIST, BIYATCH!!!
Magneto laid out in the intersection, Allen and Retsu jump in the car.
Allen: through the bitch in the back and let’s roll!
Retsu: I’m getting to old for pimping…

Balrog and Sagat watched in horror as Sheng Long teleported toward Shredder in the blink of an eye, ripped off Shredder’s left leg and proceeded to beat him with it.
Sagat: Damn, and I thought Birdie was ugly…

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Balrog: Uh…wuh teh fuck?

Sagat: But I thought nothing could withstand Shredder’s block!

Sheng Long floated silently, his back towards Sagat and Balrog. Then, he turned his head to the warrior with the eyepatch.

Sheng Long: Since I am only an April Fools Joke…I AM nothing!

Sagat: …OF COURSE!!!

Balrog: Wuh teh fuck?

Sheng Long: Now, there is nothing stopping me from ruling the real world! I will defy all of your laws of physics in order to become the new god!

Sagat: No you won’t.

Sagat crouched, and calmly punched the air around him.

Sheng Long: Your CROUCHING FIERCE is nothing to me!!!

Sheng Long countered with a barrage of homing Rainbow Edition Shinkuu Hadokens! They hit Sagat like multiple Grayhound buses to the chest.

Balrog: WUH TEH FUCK?! NUH UH!!!

Balrog, seeking revenge for his friend, streaked across the sky and STANDING FIERCED Sheng Long in the gut. Sheng Long felt the blow, expecting to not be fazed by the boxer’s fist.

Sheng Long: …How did you?! I am vulnerable only to pimps!

Balrog: smirk I gets the Vegas bitches, don’t I?!

Sheng Long extended an open palm, grabbing onto Balrog’s shirt.

Sheng Long: GOD…FINGGGEEERRRR!!!

The hand glowed and Balrog was knocked into the ground, along with Sagat. They hit Birdie and Amingo like comets from the sky.

Geki: …

Guy: …

May Lee: …UH, WHAT IN THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!

Alex: Damn. What’re we gonna do now?

Guy: We will go back to work.

Geki: We won’t abandon them.

Guy: …fuck you.

Makoto: That was hearty! My fist knows a better outlook in life now!

Kim: Your strikes rejuvenated my adventurous spirit!

Ibuki: It was a waste of an hour. That was the most boring shit I’ve ever seen. And Magneto left a long time ago.

Makoto: Mag-who?

Kim: …looks like Chang and Choi have gone with him!

Makoto: We can’t just leave them wandering off where they’re not supposed to.

Ibuki: And what do you propose we do?

Kim: Hey…is this a trail of syringes and magnetized forks I see on the road?

The three warriors travel on this path, which will lead them to Chicago. They do it in a relatively quick amount of time.

Dhalsim rounded up Benimaru and Kensou, and began to wonder where Shingo had went. He had untied the fighters and let them wander around the village, and now Dhalsim had begun searching for Shingo. Shingo was behind a home eating spicy potatos.

Shingo: These are pretty good ma’mn!

Sally: :slight_smile: Thanks!

Shingo: Uh…right. :slight_smile:

Sally: ^_~

Shingo: … ?_?

Sally: ^O^

Shingo: O_O

Before he knew it, Shingo was being humped. After a minute of enjoying the body heat transfer, Shingo heard his name called out. He apologized to Sally and ran to find a very pissed off Dhalsim.

Dhalsim: I was waiting for you for ten minutes. We’re ready to make train you into top tier status.

Shingo: …uh, right.

Kensou: Hey, Sim. Why they hell’re you doing this for us anyway?

Dhalsim: To raise my army.

Benimaru: …okay…

Dhalsim: You will learn from these three instructors.

Three figures appeared from a wormhole to another dimension; Tron Bonne, a pink Sentinel, and Roll.

Dhalsim: Can you defeat the MvC2 Robot Girls?

Dan and Skullo rushed into the motel room Skullo spent last night in. No one there.

Skullo: !

Dan: What? You can feel her energy or sumthin?

Dan and Skullo left the room and went into the one Iori spent some time in. They knocked it down, only to be merely late for a carnival of horror, as Sakura’s body started to glow with a crimson aura.

Dan: Aw…shit!!!

Sakky’s eyes opened, blood red.

Earlier…

Iori: Boo hoo, boo hoo, boo hoo, boo HOO!!!

Sakura: Cheer up guy! Aren’t you gonna go follow your dream?

Iori: ROCK IS DEAD!!!

Sakura: But don’t you wanna be a pimp? I told you that I can get you very far…

Iori: I…I DISGRACED JOEY RAMONE’S SOUL!!!

Sakura: …fuck this.

Sakura hit Iori over the head with the TV in the motel room.

Sakura fed off the Orochi energy from Iori and became…

Skullo hand signaled very slowly to Dan.

Dan: …God Sakura?

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Bump. Someone needs to finish it.

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Don’t worry, we will…I’m just having a brain fart right now…

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Arrrgh. Now the forum has a mod, he maybe scrapping this thread soon. . .

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Naw, the mod is actually PART of this thread. He wrote some of it. I think that pretty much tells us that Sho 2 won’t lock or delete it…

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Agreed…and if you guys wanna update, go right ahead! My brain fart has almost past…I’ll probably update in 1-2 days…

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You know, right after I posted the last episode, I started formulating this idea for a Kingdom Hearts fic. Thing is, I haven’t even played Kingdom Hearts yet. I have some ideas for it, but I don’t want to even think about writing it yet before I at least play the damn game. In fact, I’ve been thinking about this particular fic since BEFORE THE DAMN GAME WAS RELEASED. Hell, BEFORE THE DAMN GAME WAS ANNOUNCED AS “Kingdom Hearts” and BACK WHEN IT WAS KNOWN AS “Disney All-Stars.”

…Ain’t that procrastination or what?

I felt like adding a little on to it, but I need to get back with my fighting game self. Rage of the Dragons is sending me on that path (but I dunno if I wanna put even MORE characters into this thing). Who knows, maybe once this is all said and done, I can pen the first Pimp Fic of 2003: Lynn and Pupa.

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7 days pass

Brain fart over yet?:stuck_out_tongue:

Anyway, I suck at writing pimp fics. All I’ve done was introduce Dhalsim… that’s whey someone else needs to finish it…

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lol, I’ll get something on today…

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**Bowling Pin presents

An m121akuma production

DAN AND SKULLO
SEASON 2**

Fade out

Dan: Aw…shit. How do I beat her?

Skullo: !@#$%^&@

Dan: Oh, okay.

God Sakura ascended into the sky and began to shoot large beams of energy out of her mouth, destroying the city surrounding.

Dan: I can’t rush that shit now. Skullo, hand me my G-nades!

Skullo gave Dan his G-nades. Dan taped a G-nade to an autographed photo of himself. After that, he flung it at God Sakura. Nothing happened as she swatted it away.

Dan: …Oh yeah, I forgot to take out the key. Gimmie another one.

Skullo: ! --------------…!

Dan: Godspeed brutha!

Dan hid behind a toppled car as Skullo leaped from roof to roof to reach God Sakura and air combo her down.

Akuma and his cohorts were in Sagat and Balrog’s hospital room, looking for answers.

Doctor: You’re brothers are in critical condition; it’s a miracle they’re alive. But…

Akuma: What? You don’t think they’re my brothers? Look at the family resemblance.

The doctor glanced quickly at the bald dog-like thai, the almost gorrila-like negro, and the demon-ish Akuma.

Doctor: Of course, it’s just that…nothing at all.

The doctor left Akuma and his crew to their own devises. May Lee went outside for a breather, while Alex and Guy went to the bathroom. Geki went to see his partners Birdie, Adon and Amingo. Blanka just sort of took a shit and stayed with Akuma. Once the door was shut, Akuma grabbed Sagat’s neck and started shaking.

Akuma: So, you’re the one who took out my partners Adon, Birdie and Amingo?!

Sagat: …

Akuma: ANSWER ME! Who sent you?!

Sagat: …Sheng…Long…

Akuma’s mind was hit by a streak of memory. His memories of his long lost evil brother hit him harder than an ugly stick. He recalled an incident at the playground. The nine year old triplets Akuma, Gouken and Sheng Long were at the sandbox.

Akuma: I wanna build a castle.

Sheng Long: I wanna crush a castle.

Gouken: I wanna meditate.

Akuma: Why’d you crush my castle?

Sheng Long: Your castle must defeat me to stand!

Gouken: I know the meaning of life.

Akuma: Sheng, you ASSHOLE!

Sheng Long: Come get some, pussy.

The memories were awful, and Akuma was left traumatized.

Akuma: You say…Sheng Long is behind this?! Where?!

Sagat: …the sky…

Akuma: Blanka, watch over these fools. I’m on business.

Alex: Hey, Guy.

Guy: What’s up?

Alex: My dick.

Guy: These bathroom jokes aren’t funny.

Alex: Anyway, have you ever fathomed the thought that, while you are taking a shit, you actually CARRIED that shit in you until you took a shit? It never occured to me until now!

Guy: Alex, fuck you.

Geki: I’m sorry I failed you. Birdie, your chains were not strong enough to guard you from the impact. Amingo, your spikes were not sharp enough to save you from injury. Adon, your attack was not quick enough to save you from the crouching fierce. My friends…please accept my apology.

Geki whipped out a 40 and spilled some on the floor. Then he drank some.

May Lee: YOU KNOW, I REALLY OUGHTA STOP GETTING SIDETRACKED BY THESE PART TIME JOBS! I’M A HERO YOU KNOW, I SHOULD BE DOING HEROIC THINGS!!!

May Lee distrubed just about everyone in the waiting room. She grabbed an issue of Time to read for a while.

May Lee: WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT?! THAT SNIPER WAS CAUGHT!!!

She saw Akuma leave the hospital. Her curiosity perked, she decided to drop the magazine and catch up to him. Outside the parking lot they both noted a dark, cloudy sky ominously growing.

May Lee: HEY, BOSS! DO YOU THINK THAT’S A HURRICANE?!

Akuma: It is evil being fed. That’s probably Sheng Long. Girl, hold my hand and we will fly there.

May Lee: YOU CAN FLY?!

Akuma: I got on Reeboks and I drank some Red Bull.

Sean: Oh geez. That looks really bad.

Sean glanced at his window from time to time as he filled out the increasing piles of paperwork on his desk. All of these were forms for disciplining rowdy hos.

Sean: What the hell’s going on? We got something that looks like a big ass hurricane outside and a bunch of rowdy hos up in this shit! ARGH, COME HERE ELECMAN!!!

Elecman appeared before Sean. He was an intern.

Elecman: What is it sir?

Sean: Can you get to the bottom of this bullshit?!

Elecman: You mean the Ho Revolution?

Sean: WHAT?! THERE’S A REVOLUTION?!

Elecman: Yeah, shit’s crazy now.

Sean: Well, call up Robert Garcia and Mr. Big! They’ll fix that shit real quick!

Elecman: Yes sir.

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How did Akuma get from the Baker’s Square to the hospital…No prob, easily remidied.

Black Mage and Fighter stood outside the Baker’s Square where they were blasted through the wall by a Messastsu gou Hadou.

Black Mage: That bastard, I will have his pie eventually!!!

Fighter: I like swords.

Black Mage: Shut the Hell up.

Sheng Long’s summoning spell was complete at last. The hurricane slowly faded, as 9 large, black-shrouded figures rose from the ground.

Sheng Long: The Shotopimps are the only thing standing between me and total world conquest. Destroy them all!!!

With a flem-filled yell, the figures ran off.

Th yell could be heard all the way from a hotel room at McVaffe’s. Suddenly, the red tint disappeared from Sakura’s eyes, and the fell to the ground hard.

Sakura: What happened?

The yell is heard again.

Sakura: What is that?

Dan: Oh Shit!

Skullo: ?

Dan: That’s right, it must be the Nas-Geeks!

Sakura: The what?

Dan: The Nas-Geeks, or Dark Fanboys, were once men, men with potential to be helpful to society. That is until they fell to the Nine Comics of Power. Now they are forever doomed to defend, study, and argue all things geeky until the end of time. They are living without a life. We gotta get the fuck outta here before they find us!

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I suck in both Pimp story writing, and brain fart. So I would just keep my role as a reader :slight_smile:

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One more bump before I quit…

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There will be more…patience is a virtue. You should try your hand at it. Who cares about what others think of it, as long as you try it.

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Dan, Skullo and Sakura are running away from the Nas-Geeks, however, for some reason that nobody ever really realized, the Nas-Geeks have managed to catch up to them using the power of their incredibly filled with comic book nonsense mind. A mental showdown is had between the leader of the Nas-Geeks (Which we will call Billy) and Dan, not willing to move an inch.

Dan : Okay, what are you freaks doing!?

Billy : Oh, we’ll just feast on your pimp powahs and take over the world. We know who you are, Dan Hibiki.

Dan : So I guess you know about my pimp powahs! BUT I WON’T LET THAT HAPPEN! YAHOOIE!

Billy : Surrender!

Sakura : Dan, protect us!

Skullo knew. He knew how to beat the Nas-Geeks. He instantly dug inside his scarf, and took out a piece of paper and a pen. He scribbled something on it, posed like Dan in his premium sign special maneuver, and threw it at the feet of Billy.

Billy : Hmm? Let me read this!

The paper read : “How do you pronounce Excelsior?” Billy immediately said “Excel-c-or”, but everyone started to yell at him that it wasn’t right, and at the time, Dan pulled out a picture of him, attached something to it, signed it and threw it at the group of geeks.

Dan : Let’s run guys!

Skullo : nods

Sakura : All right!

They ran. Behind them, McVaffe erupted in a column of flame.

Dan : And that, as they say, is that. Now I’mma gonna get myself some pussy! Who’s with me!

Skullo : nods

But, at that moment…another pimpmobile arrived on scene, it was Ortega’s pimpmobile.

Sakura : Who’re THESE bozos!?

Ortega, in his extremely muscled glory, hopped out of the car.

Ortega : Heyz y’all. Mind if I drop in!?

Dan : Hey! What’s that pimpmobile!?

Ortega : Best in shotopimps, mah man! Custom-made for I!

Dan : No way, beef for brains! I’ve got the fastest, most comfortable ride this side of Detroit!

Skullo : ponders

Scorp got out of the car himself, to meet up with Skullo.

Sakura : What’s up Skullo, do you know this guy?

Skullo : nods

Scorp : electrifies, then nods

Skullo : nods

Scorp : headbangs

Skullo : grabs his crotch

Meanwhile, we’re back to Dan.

Dan : OKAY! THIS IS FUCKING IT! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A PIMP CHALLENGE!

He went up to Gadoupimpslap Ortega, but he blocked it.

Ortega : Okay, I’m up for the challenge, two rounds. Fastest pimpmobile and the most comfortable.

Dan : YOU’RE ON! LET’S GO SKULLO! WE’RE GONNA GET OURSELVES A HO AND SHOW THIS SUPER MUSCLE FUCKER WE’RE THE BEST IN THE BIZ!

Ortega : I’s got nuffin to learn from a guy who couldn’t land a victory against a surburban fighter!

Both of them got inside their respective pimpmobiles, while Skullo and Scorp got beginning and finishing lines out of their respective scarf and belt.